So- I decided to go out tonight. It was the first time in a few weeks, owning to the fact that I was busying with other things, but I decided to hit up the bars. It was about 11PM when I left. I knew it was late and a Tuesday night- so not alot of women were likely to be out- but I figured that the ones who were might be down for a ****- so I said to myself "What do I have to lose? The worse that could happen is that I don't get laid- and that will happen if I stay home anyway."
So I left the apartment and headed for old city Philadelphia. I decided to try something different and headed to Kyber- I heard that they have different live bands there and I thought it would be fun to try something new. Apparently tongiht was Death Metal night. There weren't alot of girls there (or people for that matter) but there were two cute girls in the band/moshpit area- so I decided to stick it out and see if opportunity would present itself to get wtih them (I figure metal girls are probably freaky). SO- they're moshing it up dancing around running into people- I decided, since I'm dressed in jeans a dresshirt and nice hoes, to stay out of it- adopt an alpha looking pose and stay above it- I would look incongruent if I started moshing. Well- after a bit I figure that from the way the girls are wildly thrasing they must be on SOMETHING- but I figure what the hell- that dosen't mean they won't ****- and I keep to listening to the band while the girls thrash. While they're trashing the cute indian girl (with face piericings) takes the opportunity to grab my ass. I figure I'm in- I just need to figure out how to seal the deal. Obviously trashing won't work- I'd look like a complete chode trying to metal in formal wear- not to mention what attracted her in part was undoubtedly how I dressed and appeared aloof. So I stood there and tried to figure out how to seal the deal while they trashed; they left for the bar area a short while later- so I thought I saw m opportunity- but some long hair dude dressed in "metal" attire moved in and stood between them effectively blocking me out- no opportunity to approach. I said **** it and tapped the Indian chick on the shoulder- to no avail. Rather then stand around like a beta symp- I said **** it and decided to move onto richer opportunities.
I ended up in a place called "Drinkers" on second and market. The place seemed to be divided into a roup of bout 7 girls and 7 guys. They weren't sitting together so I figured I might have a shot. I decided to open the guys first rather then head for the girls. They were cool- were out for a friends birthday and it turns out they didn't know the girls and half of the dudes had GFs. Excellent. I decided to play non-chalant and see if any of the girls expressed interest. Alas they did not. I was having fun talking to the dudes- though they seemed cool enough. The one I was talking to went off to join his friends after a bit- so I was left drinking my beer alone. I left my body language open- and looked for opportunites to engange- tried to talk to the group of girls- but got shot down. Don't remember everything said but did head "ok whatever- you're sitting by yourself" and her friend telling her "don't even talk to him". OK. Not like I was offensive of being a douche to them but whatever. Didn't work. More fish in the sea- better luck next time. No big deal.
So- The dude I was talking to come backs and introduces me to his friend whos birthday it is. I'm being a bit of an alpha douche at this point so I make fun of his stick figure and pencil arms and tell him he should hit the gym for his 23rd birthday (had good intenbtions at heart). His friend gets all defensive tells me dude gets chicks cause he jels his hair and stuff- I continue to be mr. alpha tough guy and say he probably gels his hair with the *** he beats off into his hand at night.
Dude goes to sit at the bar- friend tells me to buy him a drink.
I'm like- wtf. You expect me to buy you a drink? I met you guys like 30 minutes ago and you EXPECT ME TO BUY YOU A DRINK. I tell them I'm not buying strangers **** and that only my close friends get the priveledge of having me buy them drinks. Dude gets in my face say **** you. I tell him his moms a ***** who does that every night and say several other disparagin remarks I don't remember.
Next thing I know the dude HEADBUTTS ME.
I'm in complete shock for maybe 3-4 seconds while my brain processes what just happened- and then my fist slams into the side of the jaw. He's laid out ontop of the ****ing bar counter with a dead fish look in his eyes. I take a second or two to look at him and slam my fist into the side of his face again for good measure.
His "cool friend" grabs me and it looks like he's about to defend his friend- but I just look him dead in the eye and he stops cold. I must have had the angry murderous alpha ape look in my eye or something because the dude froze dead in his tracks wit his fist raised and looked ready to **** himself. The bouncer grabbed me from behind and pulled me away at this point.
At this point I'm facing the bouncer and the bar- and EVERYONE in there was staring at me. To make it even more tense the music had chosen this point to cut out and the entire bar was engulfed in dead silence. The entire situation was surreal on a level that I can't even begin to explain.
Anyway, after he pulled me away the bouncer accusesd me of starting a fight. I tell him the dude had headbutted me out of nowhere and that I was just defending myself. The dude said that he had turned around and just say the guy lying on the bar with me punching him. I tell him that I don't want trouble and that I just wanted my coat and I'd leave. Guy gets my coat from the bar stool and I depart shortly after but not before saying to the bar "well- hope you all have a nice night" (too much of a nice guy at heart I guess.....).
Anyway- I figure out why the bouncer let me out without probelms. I touched my eyebrow right after I left and it was soaked in blood. Guy must have saw it and realized what I told him was indeed true. Either way- I decided to call it a night. It was 1:30 (places close at 2:00 in Philly) and hygenenie took proirty over getting pussing; not to mention I doubted I would be able to get girls effectively while blood was dripping down the side of my face .
Well anyway- hope you enjoyed the story. Feel free to chime in with feed back or advice.
So I left the apartment and headed for old city Philadelphia. I decided to try something different and headed to Kyber- I heard that they have different live bands there and I thought it would be fun to try something new. Apparently tongiht was Death Metal night. There weren't alot of girls there (or people for that matter) but there were two cute girls in the band/moshpit area- so I decided to stick it out and see if opportunity would present itself to get wtih them (I figure metal girls are probably freaky). SO- they're moshing it up dancing around running into people- I decided, since I'm dressed in jeans a dresshirt and nice hoes, to stay out of it- adopt an alpha looking pose and stay above it- I would look incongruent if I started moshing. Well- after a bit I figure that from the way the girls are wildly thrasing they must be on SOMETHING- but I figure what the hell- that dosen't mean they won't ****- and I keep to listening to the band while the girls thrash. While they're trashing the cute indian girl (with face piericings) takes the opportunity to grab my ass. I figure I'm in- I just need to figure out how to seal the deal. Obviously trashing won't work- I'd look like a complete chode trying to metal in formal wear- not to mention what attracted her in part was undoubtedly how I dressed and appeared aloof. So I stood there and tried to figure out how to seal the deal while they trashed; they left for the bar area a short while later- so I thought I saw m opportunity- but some long hair dude dressed in "metal" attire moved in and stood between them effectively blocking me out- no opportunity to approach. I said **** it and tapped the Indian chick on the shoulder- to no avail. Rather then stand around like a beta symp- I said **** it and decided to move onto richer opportunities.
I ended up in a place called "Drinkers" on second and market. The place seemed to be divided into a roup of bout 7 girls and 7 guys. They weren't sitting together so I figured I might have a shot. I decided to open the guys first rather then head for the girls. They were cool- were out for a friends birthday and it turns out they didn't know the girls and half of the dudes had GFs. Excellent. I decided to play non-chalant and see if any of the girls expressed interest. Alas they did not. I was having fun talking to the dudes- though they seemed cool enough. The one I was talking to went off to join his friends after a bit- so I was left drinking my beer alone. I left my body language open- and looked for opportunites to engange- tried to talk to the group of girls- but got shot down. Don't remember everything said but did head "ok whatever- you're sitting by yourself" and her friend telling her "don't even talk to him". OK. Not like I was offensive of being a douche to them but whatever. Didn't work. More fish in the sea- better luck next time. No big deal.
So- The dude I was talking to come backs and introduces me to his friend whos birthday it is. I'm being a bit of an alpha douche at this point so I make fun of his stick figure and pencil arms and tell him he should hit the gym for his 23rd birthday (had good intenbtions at heart). His friend gets all defensive tells me dude gets chicks cause he jels his hair and stuff- I continue to be mr. alpha tough guy and say he probably gels his hair with the *** he beats off into his hand at night.
Dude goes to sit at the bar- friend tells me to buy him a drink.
I'm like- wtf. You expect me to buy you a drink? I met you guys like 30 minutes ago and you EXPECT ME TO BUY YOU A DRINK. I tell them I'm not buying strangers **** and that only my close friends get the priveledge of having me buy them drinks. Dude gets in my face say **** you. I tell him his moms a ***** who does that every night and say several other disparagin remarks I don't remember.
Next thing I know the dude HEADBUTTS ME.
I'm in complete shock for maybe 3-4 seconds while my brain processes what just happened- and then my fist slams into the side of the jaw. He's laid out ontop of the ****ing bar counter with a dead fish look in his eyes. I take a second or two to look at him and slam my fist into the side of his face again for good measure.
His "cool friend" grabs me and it looks like he's about to defend his friend- but I just look him dead in the eye and he stops cold. I must have had the angry murderous alpha ape look in my eye or something because the dude froze dead in his tracks wit his fist raised and looked ready to **** himself. The bouncer grabbed me from behind and pulled me away at this point.
At this point I'm facing the bouncer and the bar- and EVERYONE in there was staring at me. To make it even more tense the music had chosen this point to cut out and the entire bar was engulfed in dead silence. The entire situation was surreal on a level that I can't even begin to explain.
Anyway, after he pulled me away the bouncer accusesd me of starting a fight. I tell him the dude had headbutted me out of nowhere and that I was just defending myself. The dude said that he had turned around and just say the guy lying on the bar with me punching him. I tell him that I don't want trouble and that I just wanted my coat and I'd leave. Guy gets my coat from the bar stool and I depart shortly after but not before saying to the bar "well- hope you all have a nice night" (too much of a nice guy at heart I guess.....).
Anyway- I figure out why the bouncer let me out without probelms. I touched my eyebrow right after I left and it was soaked in blood. Guy must have saw it and realized what I told him was indeed true. Either way- I decided to call it a night. It was 1:30 (places close at 2:00 in Philly) and hygenenie took proirty over getting pussing; not to mention I doubted I would be able to get girls effectively while blood was dripping down the side of my face .
Well anyway- hope you enjoyed the story. Feel free to chime in with feed back or advice.
