Trying to date a stripper at a strip club. I need help.

MasterYoda

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I know about the hired guns thing it cost like $900 and I cant afford that money

and I accept I have oneitis so please help me fix it you guys. OK Im going to bed its 12.23 here in England so I wil speak to you DJ's later.
 

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I don't think there's any magic tip that will help you here. You can approach her like she's any other girl and ask her what she likes to do outside of work and go from there. Either she likes you, or she doesn't, nothing you say will change her mind unless maybe you're wealthy, but you obviously aren't so I guess that isn't an option.
 

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The advice is there. All you have to do is talk to her. It is that simple. Once you have established that, get her number. Then find a way to see here outside the club. Three simple steps.

1. Talk to the girl.
2. Get the Number.
3. Set up something later.

If she wants to do the nasty with you, she will let you know very quickly. When I dated them, I would either get laid on the first date or not at all.

While I don't want to go into length about the problems that strippers are, in general, they are probably the largest group of head cases around. Yes, there are a few normal ones in there, but even then they are tainted by all the screwed up ones. It is much easier to deal with women outside the adult entertainment industry.
 

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I mean shes stripping and doing whatever else for money. Thats her language man.
Capitalist girls turn me on. Go back to your Karl Marx books you utopian faggot.
 

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Generally speaking in order to bag a stripper you have to fit at least one of the following requirements:

1. RICH
2. Have a nice car which relates to being rich
3. Be a drug dealer (since most strippers I know have some kind of a drug habit)
4. Be an insider (know the club owner, etc.)
5. Be extremely good looking
6. Have great social proof
7. Be an alpha male
 

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Originally posted by sapphire
Generally speaking in order to bag a stripper you have to fit at least one of the following requirements:

1. RICH
2. Have a nice car which relates to being rich
3. Be a drug dealer (since most strippers I know have some kind of a drug habit)
4. Be an insider (know the club owner, etc.)
5. Be extremely good looking
6. Have great social proof
7. Be an alpha male
thats impossible man. I am non of the above except 6 and 7
 

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Yoda, if you haven't figured it out yet, sapphire, is a little online loser that hasn't had sex before or even went out on a date. He doesn't know ****. Just like Shezzler.
 

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Re: Ugh not again

Originally posted by cinephile
In general, strippers are bad news. Stay Away.

But if you insist on learning the hard way, here's how.

Isolate her buy either ofering a smoke, a drink, a dance, whatever. It does'nt matter. Then ask her for her number. It is that easy. 95% they will give it to you. When I used to date strippers, I never had one refuse me her number. Again, though, you are asking for trouble if you do.
There is a valid reason for this. Strippers, or "Exotic Dancers" need money, like a pig needs slop. They use this $$$ to pay their bills, car payments, rent, and use it for the purchase of drugs, and booze, and gym payments, and the time at the tanning salon, and the nail salon, and at Victoria's Secret and Fredricks, buying new "Ho Outfits" for use in their jobs. If you are calling them, they can conveniently tell you, "Come and see me tonite, Sweetie, I get on at 8pm" and then you will go, and drop 100 bucks on her, in tips. After she pays the house, she has "x" amount for her piggy bank. The more regulars/suckers she gets in there, paying money to be next to her naked a$$, the more $$$$ she takes home.

ONLIEST exception to this, is IF you are literally waiting for her at the end of her shift, back to hers or your place for some erotic fun. That is a whole different ball of wax.
 

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The one tried, tested and true way of nailing a stripper is through her nose.

If you can't afford it, quit fantasizing. You might as well ask how to nail a porn star cuz its not going to happen w/out $$$$.

I've nailed my share of strippers, each and everyone loved the white. Invite them back to your place for a blow party and your in like flint.
 

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The responses for this thread are hillarious and come from no experience losers.
 

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Originally posted by MasterYoda
thats impossible man. I am non of the above except 6 and 7
Your definitely not an Alpha Male bro!!! Alpha Males don't spend a bill at a strip club unless they're fuvking that broad by the end of the night. Some time money is the bait to pull the target in closer, but not with strippers!!

I'm sure that there are exceptions to the rule, but most strippers are mental cases. They come from abusive, fatherless backgrounds. As a result they've been bred to crave male attention like a vampire seeks blood. This girl will chew up alive and then spit you out. Don't even go there!!

Not to mention how many d-icks and what not have been inside of this slvtty w-hore.



PIMP
 

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Well, she does lap dances for what? 10, 20 bucks??

Just ask her how much for the real thing!

BTW, low standards my friend...
 

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offer to pay her 200-300 bucks for sex. if you dont have the money, ur **** outta luck
 

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Originally posted by MasterYoda
Hi all

As you all probably know by now I live in the UK and lately I have been trying to land this stripper at a club in London. Her name is Anna shes is 24 and I have never talked to her before. I was wondering if you guys could help me or give me some tips if you have dated a stripper before. Any ammo you have on openers, negs, etc that I can use on this chick is well appreciated (especially if you have used it before). I really like this chick alot (we are talking Pornstar big boobs and big ass looking woman).

I know I have alot of things working against me. I am not rich(I am a student in Uni so I am barely making it). I am average looking. And physique needs alittle improving. These some of my insecurites but I would still like to get with this chick.

I know going out with a strippers has is pros and cons but I don't care because I just want to land her.

Any help that you have will help alot.

Cheers

YODA.
WOW!! this sounds like my thread!! check mine out and leave tips!!
HOT HB9.99 at adult coffee shop!!
 

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Yo dawg, all you gotts do is go in the club, spit some game, and neva and I mean eva buy a dance from one of these hoes. Don't care if the girl is a total dyme and she is grabbin your shhit. Don't buy the dance.

Get her to come to a party, as others have suggested, within two weeks you will have banged her and half the other girls at the club.

Thing is dont trip out on these gurlz, because they all wavk
 
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