So I text her 4 days after the bang. I wanted to see how this would play out. Wanted to get some naked pictures of her, she would dodge my "testing the waters" text. I want to try and get a meet-up in her hometown Kiev.Text convo below:
Her: Ukranians are better than british people
Me: Ukranians look better with no underwear
Her: I hope thats not the only thing that makes us better
Me: Another things is what you do once you have no underwear
Her: Well now you know what nationality girlfriend to get (Can anyone tell me what shes trying to say here?)
Me: Maybe ill come across someone in Kiev
Her: Im sure loads will come and speak to you once you arrive. Taxi drivers love to speak to international people. Youll get the biggest attention as you wont know the prices for anything
Me: Sounds great. Im used to attention. Price issue doesnt matter as youll be showing me around.
Her: Yeah, you wish. Ill let them take as much money from you as I can
Me: Haha, youll try and take a slice for yourself, but ill be watching you. When are you there?
Her: You still think ill go there with you? Never
Me: Of course not. I want to try the local delicacy not deliveroo (she said she used to like deliveroo)
Her: we dont have **** like deliveroo, its a healthy country.
Me: How will you survive???
Her: I lived there for 12 years, I have survival skills.
Ive left it at that, shes said no to me seeing her while shes in Ukraine, I want to go there anyway and banging her there would be great. As she said no I replied but now i'm not giving her attention. Was thinking of texting this on Sunday.
Me: Survival of the fittest gone wrong. 12 years is good enough experience to show me around.
If I get anything other than a positive response I'm gone forever, she can reach out to me if she does end up coming down in 3 weeks like she said she might be.