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I kind of have the same problem as Vercetti, when you see the girls everyday all the time you get in the friend zone sooo quick. When I walk around the school I get girls telling me Hi and smile at me but I've never had more. I talk to all of them all the time so I get quickly in the friendzone and theres nothing I can do about it now, so I dont really think about the girls at school, I just do my thing and get girl friends. But sometimes it does annoys me how AFC's get to get a gf and I don't.
 

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Originally posted by Guillain
But sometimes it does annoys me how AFC's get to get a gf and I don't.
sounds like these so-called "AFC's" have more DJ qualities than you man...almost no AFC's at my school have gf's...at least, they arent TOTAL AFC's...
 

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Nah... when I talk about AFC's, I mean real AFC's, they say stuff like "I love you" 2478528 times a day, they beg the girl to stop being mad when they are pissed, they offer to pay when they go on a date, etc... I know what I'm talking about.
 

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Originally posted by punkrockpylot
sounds like these so-called "AFC's" have more DJ qualities than you man...almost no AFC's at my school have gf's...at least, they arent TOTAL AFC's...
Doesn't mean they get laid though - so they found a chick to supplicate to - do you think he actually saw her tit?

I don't think so...
 

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yea but anyway most of the girls at my school are with the "I don't **** before 18 or my mom would kill me" mentality, so it doesn't really matter. I am not new to this site, I've read it a lot and I didn't get the chance to kiss a girl yet. I can see my DJ skills improving though.
 

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sigh...You're all AFC's for agreeing with this guy...to the people that dont agree, they are the real DJ's :D

High school is the perfect place to become a Don Juan, and practice, and by far, it is the easiest place.

In my school, i take about 8 classes, and i have about 20 people in each of these classes, some of same people and some different ones. Now, there are a lot of kids that attempt to be class clown by making lame jokes at every oppertunity they get. I, on the other hand, wait for the perfect chance, say my joke and get a great responce from the class. One day i might make about 2 jokes, and then I wouldnt make any jokes for the next few days. Then again, I make more jokes, and stay quite for a couple of days. This way I keep the class anxious to hear what I say. This is an example of making them want or shall i say, need my humor.

Beleive it or not, just because of this, many girls begin to like me because they think i am funny.

Now-lets just say I like one of these girls. How could i possibly Don her??! The answer is easy my friends! I would use the other girls to make this one jealous. I would plan things out and make sure that I am seen in the hallways walking with other girls, and making them laugh. This way, the girl that i like, will see me with other girls and them laughing=she will feel jealous and want me more. If she doesnt see me, chances are her friends will, and theyd tell her.

Now, i have the girl wanting me, and I want to number close on her. I could just go up to her and ask her, but no, i want to mess with her. So I go to her and say "hey we shoould work on the homework together, why dont u call me today" Most likley her responce would be something like "yeah good idea, you can call me" (she is trying to play hard to get-but her game cant match a true DJ's!) So i get the number. Now, most of you are probably thinking "What was the point of this , why didnt you just go out and ask her for her number Dj DIP?" This way, she is now confused. Does she think im interested in her? Or does she think i want to use her for her homework? She thinks about me for the rest of the day, and she waits for my phone call. I never call her.

The next day in school I ignore her, and make some jokes in class. She thinks she did something wrong, and she asks me why I didnt call her. She takes my number and she calls me. I talk to her for about 10 mintues, and I dont talk about the homework that we have to work on. I ask her what shes doing over the weekend and she says "im seeing a movie" I tell ehr that she should take me with her and I have a date set up.

I could go on but im not gonna!

That is just a small example of how to Don In High School!

I dont understand why you bring up number 2. A Don can be freinds with jocks or the cool kids. My friends and I basically run the school. We throw talent shows, and we breakdance and get the most props. We hit up all of the parties, and are known by all different types of people.

I can use number 3 to my adventage. I see the girl in school every day, and shes me with a different girl every day.

Number 4 - How does the same thing happen every day? For losers, maybe. They wake up, go to school, dont talk to anybody, do the work, come home, eat, watch tv, do homework, and eat and go to sleep. A true DON goes to school, does his work, meets new people, has fun, goes home, does his work, GOES out and don's more people outside of school. Every day is a new challenge for me.

Number 5 - Helps me EVEN MORE if the males are not insecure. The females wouldnt want them, and theyd want me.

Number 6 - dosent make sence eather...confidence is inside you, as long as I know what i am and i like it

Number 7 could only help out a Don more. If word got around that i hooked up with this girl, more girls would want me.

Reguarding numbers 8 and 9, why would the other guys try to break things off? They know id fcuk them up if I found out, and im friends with most of the people. And in my example you see that I did it all by myself, without the help of any friends..
 

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i fail to see how paying when on a date is being an AFC...

and ive had sex with many girls that "wouldnt do it till married"...i just used my DJ skills...

dip..you are a Master DOn Juan...thanx for agreeing with us true DJ's...

the punk DJ
 

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Paying for the girl when you go on a date is AFC, because she is using you, you lose money for her pleasure, and she knows it. You're paying to get in her pants, and she knows it. So all the time she will make you buy things for her and abuse of your money.
 

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good luck with a second date if you make her pay...

its not being an AFC...

NOT paying is being a douchebag and cheap...not a DJ...
 

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She doesn't pay for you, she pays for herself, and you pay for yourself. How cheap is that? Why would you have to pay for her?
 

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Re: :D

Originally posted by Guillain
She doesn't pay for you, she pays for herself, and you pay for yourself. How cheap is that? Why would you have to pay for her?
Ok, no one here is going to doubt what I say as being right -- in contrast to your opinion.

This has already been determined in everyone's mind. I am right and you are wrong. Now I'll suggest my theory, and in doing so prove you absolutely incorrect:

Imagine your relationship as a car. There are only two seats: One for you and one for your girlfriend.

A lot of us are driving solo, it makes for better gas mileage and lets face it: backseat drivers are a pain in the ass.

DJs on the otherhand rarely drive alone. Confidence exceeds doubt, women are without question to his driving abilities. No girl is going to tell him to take a left, because she knows very well that he knows exactly what he is doing.

AFCs are often parked. Once and awhile, a lady will try to steal their car -- only to realize theres a guy in the passenger seat.

The woman drives the AFC around, the AFC doesn't even backseat drive. Instead he is like a terrible ringing in her head, praising her driving abilities.

Paying for the date makes you the driver. Ass.
 

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:D

Yea that's what I meant, but I'm french so I properly made a mistake by the way I made my sentence.
 

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Re: :D

Originally posted by Guillain
Yea that's what I meant, but I'm french so I properly made a mistake by the way I made my sentence.
:rolleyes:
 

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Highschool isn't the time of your life....

I wasn't very successful with women until the end up my highschool career, and the reason why I wasn't is because I wasn't really a part of a clique.

Take it from somebody who's out of highschool but still remembers it it quite well - IT AIN'T THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. High school sux ass compared to the real world. The quality of women is sooo much higher and what is taught here works 10 times better on more mature women, and they work even better than that once you get in your 30's, which is supposed to be the prime of everybody's life.

High school girls are usually very, very stuck on themselves. They are usually extremely insecure about what people think of them, so they may obstain from dating you (whether they actually like you or not) because they are afraid of what their friends might think. Or they are are afraid some other guy they know likes them might get jeaulous.

Highschool is a zoo. Now that I look back on high school, I wonder just how the hell could I go through it. Think about it, being treated like a robot, not only by teachers and staff but also by your peers, insecure people, judgmental folks who know your business, as well as having to cope with snobby preps that only date jocks (who are usually the cruelest, most coniving *******s on the planet - and I used to be one of these guys myself until I was saved). All in all, I might have to agree with Vercetti on this one, just wait till college to really get into dating. You have all the time in the world.
 

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Originally posted by Vercetti
with as many posts in such a little time, you shouldn't be talking, you should get out:rolleyes:
sorry your post was flying sh1t

but theres no reason to go and insult someone that doesnt give up and wine that he cant be a DJ in HS, as well as he actually contributes (well) to this site
 

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Paying for the date makes you the driver. Ass.
Paying for the date does not make you the driver. It makes you the guy who bought the car for her to drive.

Your whole car analogy doesn't make sense because it has nothing to do with paying for dates.

But this is just one of those things that there will always be disagreement over. If paying for dates works for you, go for it.

-Dan
 
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