tried something. damn smh

Jair213

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Hey bro's I am probably going to get flamed for this.

But I met this HB9 at the gym last week. Really adorable girl. Cute af. Amazing body. She is 21. Go's to UNI. Nice, sweet girl.

Anyhow. I was there just pounding the weights sick. She kept looking, staring, and miring. She couldn't get her eyes of me.

Went to get water. There she comes behind me. I stopped to fill my water bottle and she bumps into me, and I tell her I know you did that on purpose. She laughs and says ''probably''

She introduces her self. Blah blah blah.

Idk why the fvck I did this but when she started asking questions like trying to get to know me I started plain out lying LOL.

Me - I've being in and out of jail for the past few years.
Me - I guess you could say I am doing good now just tryna get my sh!tt together. Working, going to college.
Me - Trust me you don't want to know anything else about me. My life's a mess.
Her - ''She looks at me serious''
Her - That's not a problem I am sure we could get along though.
Me - Yeah that's a start.
Her - ''She slightly smiles''
Me - Well, see you around, gotta get this work out done.

I see her the next day approaching me with the hugest smile on her face. We are talking. I make the conversation short. I cut the conversation when she blurs out that her and the BF had broken up like a month ago.

We keep talking for the next couple of day's. I get the number. I've kissed her.(kissed her at the gyms parking lot when I walked her to her car)

At this point she knows I live with the parents.(I am 27 Lol)

She's told me a couple of times now that she wants me to do good. Don't get in trouble. Etc. She tries to act like my mother as if I am her little boy haha. I tell her off though that I know wtf I am doing.

This past sunday I went to her house. We watched netflix etc. Tried to get the laid but she didn't let me. She came up with the ''its too soon'' sh!!!tt. I want to take it slow I really like you, I want something legitimate. I didnt say anything and went to sleep.

Next day we woke up and the first thing she tells me when I open my eyes is this. ''I feel really feminine around you. I feel like a little girl. I love the feeling''

I've done a lot of improvement in my game.
- I don't take sh!!ttt from anyone(and She' knows)
- I am more masculine with woman.
- I always lead.
- Strong character and attitude.

I think the whole prison/jail sh!tt added to it.(my whole life has being a piece of sh!!ttt) I think it gave me some type of badboy image that somehow triggers her. And did I mention still living with the parents? Lol..I seriously haven't met a chick that has being this interested. Her affection towards me when we see each other is just off the charts. LOL Ill keep updating. I am gonna try to get the lay this weekend.
 

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Be careful she's not falling for the ''idea of you'' rather than you. If you know what I mean.

Get the lay but don't be pushy about it, have the ''its whatever'' attitude, keep your emotions in check. Remember do 2/3 of what she does.

Oh and when you do get the lay, pound that punani like you spent 20yrs in the joint, it seems like that's what she's looking for.
 

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Haha awesome story.. I dig the lying right off the bat thing, why not?
 

Jair213

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Got to smash it yesterday. fvcked her sillllyyyy bros.. left her in a state of shock i think hahahahaha i man handled that sh!!ttt uppp..

she asked for exclusivity right after.. i told her its too soon to give it a couple of more weeks. she got really heavy and emotional with me... now shes being needy(i could notice this cuz of her texts) asking watt im doing were im at and all of that sh!!ttt wtf lol and she wants me to meet her mom shes coming down to the city to visit her.. jeeezz
 

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I would like to see this hb 9.

I trust you, i believe you, im not saying pics or it didnt happen.

Its more like im curious what my fellow compadres are banging
 

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Be sure to run her against the BPD template. The insta-love is a cause for concern, along with her fascination with your "criminal record".

Not saying she is in fact BPD but it's something to keep in mind.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Be sure to run her against the BPD template. The insta-love is a cause for concern, along with her fascination with your "criminal record".

Not saying she is in fact BPD but it's something to keep in mind.
^^^^^This, big time!
 

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Lmao. But the thing is, what woman DOESNT like a ex- felon? Even the cleanest women you'll ever meet like those guys. OP is brilliant
 
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