translation needed: Girl is telling you about stuff she bought.

[gimmeyofonenumba]

Im gonna ask this girl out next time i see her, but im curious. Last i spoke with her EC was really good, we both kino'd. Towards the end of the convo she was telling me that she felt ugly that day and was telling me how she bought new shoes, and describing them to me, and kept mentioning they are "so sexy", and getting all excited about theese shoes(high heels), and she mentioned jokingly that she's gonna walk into the club real awkwardly so everyone sees theese shoes.

was she trying to communicate something? maybe getting me to think of her in a more sexy attire?

 

[Kev07]

i think you're friendzoned

but go find out for us

 

[Kev07]

Her: Keeps talking about clothing.

You: "If you keep talking to me about women's clothing, what I may actually do is pull the hair out of my head. I'm guy, ya know."

try it.

you'd probably just piss her off, but who cares you're likely friendzoned anyway

 

[backbreaker]

lol, " I think i've been LJBF'ed.. but let me try to put my **** in your mouth for good measure"

lol..there clothes man.... I mean.. it's not much to translate. what do you think she is going to say.. "yeah I bought this dress I look like a warpig in"

if you are trying to discet what a girl has bought to tell if she likes you.. you are in the friend zone...

while you are at it.. here are some clues for some of you that think you MIGHT be in the friend zone..

IF THE ONLY TIME SHE CALLS YOU IS AT 12 IN THE MORNING, AND SHE'S CRYING HALF THE TIME... YOU ARE A FRIEND


IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE THAN 2 DATES AND YOU HAVEN'T KISSED.. YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE THAN 3 DATES AND YOU HAVNE'T EVEN BROUGHT UP THE POSIBILITY OF SEX, YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU GO TO BED, THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT FOR THE LAST HOUR AND START DICECTING EACH AND EVERY SENTENCE TRYING TO FIND THAT GLIMMER OF HOPE , YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF SHE ALWAYS HAS TIME TO TALK ON THE PHONE WITH YOU BUT ALWAYS HAS "PLANS" AT NIGHT.. YOU ARE NOT EVEN A FRIEND

IF A GIRL PIKCS UP THE PHONE WHILE SHE IS FVCKING SOMEONE ELSE (MY OLD ONEITIS DID THIS TO ME) YOU ARE A FRIEND... SAD, VERY SAD

IF SHE EVER UTTERS THE FOLLOWING WORDS YOU ARE A FRIEND:
"WHY CAN'T x BE MORE LIKE YOU"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND"
"WHY CAN'T MORE GUYS BE LIKE YOU"
"WHY WON'T ANYONE DATE ME" (KNOWING GOOD AND DAMN WELL YOU WILL)
" YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART" (SWEETHEART=DEATH)


let's see... humm...

IF SHE ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN HER BF PISSES HER OFF. YOU ARE AN EMOTIONAL TAMPON..NOHTING MORE, NOTHING LESS

IF YOU GO TO BED JACKING OFF TO THE THOUGH OF HER FOR MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT HAVING SEX, YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU GO OVER A GIRLS HOUSE TO SEE HER, AND IT'S 5 IN THE AFTERNOON AND SHE HAS ON HER PJ'S AND NO MAKEUP.. YOU ARE SUCH A FRIEND

 

[penkitten]

back breaker.. you crack me up
those were all funny and so true

 

[mintxx]

what if she says sh!t like 'why can't you be nice, i know there's a nice guy inside you?' while holding my face and peering into my brain through my eyes?

that one kinda freaked me out eh.

 

[Hoogie]

WHAAAAT?!?!?!
ARE YOU F-ING SERIOUS!!!

She's a fu<kin woman dude.... they Sh!t on about nothing constantly. Specially goddam shoes.... some just love to talk bout sh&t..... she was probably trying to make conversation.... something you should have been doing instead of letting the coversation divert to her boring#ss shoes.

Next time stop trying to analyze every little thing and let some primal attraction take place.... just talk back fool.

 

[backbreaker]

shoot I remember one day my old onentitis was so amped about a pair of shoes she bought she poppeed up over my house at about 9 at night to show them to me.. and they were cute.. and of course I didn't mind the company.. but they are damn shoes. now if they were ALL she had on that would be more like it

 

[DJDamage]

here are some clues for some of you that think you MIGHT be in the friend zone..

IF THE ONLY TIME SHE CALLS YOU IS AT 12 IN THE MORNING, AND SHE'S CRYING HALF THE TIME... YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE THAN 2 DATES AND YOU HAVEN'T KISSED.. YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE THAN 3 DATES AND YOU HAVNE'T EVEN BROUGHT UP THE POSIBILITY OF SEX, YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU GO TO BED, THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT FOR THE LAST HOUR AND START DICECTING EACH AND EVERY SENTENCE TRYING TO FIND THAT GLIMMER OF HOPE , YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF SHE ALWAYS HAS TIME TO TALK ON THE PHONE WITH YOU BUT ALWAYS HAS "PLANS" AT NIGHT.. YOU ARE NOT EVEN A FRIEND

IF A GIRL PIKCS UP THE PHONE WHILE SHE IS FVCKING SOMEONE ELSE (MY OLD ONEITIS DID THIS TO ME) YOU ARE A FRIEND... SAD, VERY SAD

IF SHE EVER UTTERS THE FOLLOWING WORDS YOU ARE A FRIEND:
"WHY CAN'T x BE MORE LIKE YOU"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND"
"WHY CAN'T MORE GUYS BE LIKE YOU"
"WHY WON'T ANYONE DATE ME" (KNOWING GOOD AND DAMN WELL YOU WILL)
" YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART" (SWEETHEART=DEATH)


IF SHE ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN HER BF PISSES HER OFF. YOU ARE AN EMOTIONAL TAMPON..NOHTING MORE, NOTHING LESS

IF YOU GO TO BED JACKING OFF TO THE THOUGH OF HER FOR MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT HAVING SEX, YOU ARE A FRIEND

IF YOU GO OVER A GIRLS HOUSE TO SEE HER, AND IT'S 5 IN THE AFTERNOON AND SHE HAS ON HER PJ'S AND NO MAKEUP.. YOU ARE SUCH A FRIEND

This should have its own thread.

let me add one more: IF SHE WANTS YOU TO LIE DOWN WITH HER AND HOLD HER ON A BED BUT WON'T ALLOW YOU TO PUT ANY MOVES ON HER OR TAKE OFF HER CLOTHS, YOU ARE A FRIEND AND A CUDDLE B1TCH.

 

[backbreaker]

good point

I had that happen once... we just left a club and she was pissed drunk. I had to hold her to make sure she didn't fall out the bed.. she was that drunk...

BUT NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO REMIND ME THAT SHE LOVED ME AS A FRIEND AT LEAST 10 TIMES.... THEN, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP OUT, BUSTED OUT A DRUNKED RENDITION OF THAT OLD SONG "OH BABY YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEED.. BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND".

all this after she just spent about an hour letting me kiss her tits and finger her in a strip club, while giving me lap dances

i could literarly hear nails in my coffin.. I dind't intend on doing an ything with her, I was kinda getting to the point where I was past that... but if she wa soffering I might listen ... but I haven't spoken to her sense.. no reason to. this was about a year ago

 

[backbreaker]

really

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF DOES SHE LIKE YOU... SHE IS A FRIEND IF YOU ARE EVEN THAT LUCKY

 

[spider_007]

IF A GIRL PIKCS UP THE PHONE WHILE SHE IS FVCKING SOMEONE ELSE (MY OLD ONEITIS DID THIS TO ME) YOU ARE A FRIEND... SAD, VERY SAD

that must have been soul crushing.

 

[backbreaker]

not really actually.. I mean, they were dating (which was more soul crushing) so it's not like it was a suprise she was getting d!cked by him.. granted, I didn't want to hear it with my own two ears

 

[DJDamage]

IF A GIRL PIKCS UP THE PHONE WHILE SHE IS FVCKING SOMEONE ELSE (MY OLD ONEITIS DID THIS TO ME) YOU ARE A FRIEND... SAD, VERY SAD

Its also disrespectful for the guy that she is fvcking, think about it. I have this thing with chicks answering their cell while on a date so imagine her picking up the phone while I am fvcking her??? if she picks up her phone, You better believe that either her phone will be flying across the room or I am not going to stop fvcking her and I will be grunting like there is no tomorow if she answers.

 

[backbreaker]

there is a reason why I no longer fancy her DJDamage... not the britest person on the earth... once you unwrap the wrapper, there really isn't much there