******** Translated

[Jester]

Msthang, i dont know you, but you need to learn when to shutup and go home. haha

Ive had a similar line of questioning from 2 girls who were infatuated with me and one of which is now my girlfriend. Do you really believe this is coincidence?

go away

 

[Luscious]

First off, excellent post. This is gonna come in handy...

Secondly, I love the following quotes, just because the context in which they were used...

Am I now a flaming Pook?

AND

go away

These two are classics. Yes, my sense of humour is somewhat off...


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You only live life once, so you gotta screw it up GOOD.

 

[msustud]

heres another easy to tell ********
Her: "Me and my ex were talking about getting back together in the future"
Meaning my ex and I will be getting together soon so theres no chance for you. Or I dont want to date you but I will go as low as my ex. Or it could also mean that I want you to ask me out since my ex is an ass.

 

[bigforearms]

Someone said earlier that this post was exactly like on in the DJ Bible. When I was going through the DJB, I was struck by how the post that this one is supposedly a copy of is exactly like a hilarious chain e-mail I got from a girlfriend a few years ago.

I suspect the one in the Bible and this one come from the same source and are both rip-offs. A lot of professional comics' material gets plagiarized in this way. Either that, or the entire ******** concept is so archetypal that numerous people have spontaneously come up with the exact same joke.

 

[Deep Dish]

Given I wrote this thread, all of the ******** came directly from my own personal experiences. 100% my words, 100% my thoughts. I actually wrote it dead seriously, too, and well, people just happen to find it funny.

bigforearms
The entire ******** concept is so archetypal that numerous people have spontaneously come up with the exact same joke.

It's been said that half of a joke is the truth; it wouldn't be a joke if it wasn't true.

 

[STR8UP]

Haven't seen this thread in awhile!

I'd like to add another one

Why are you single?
You're too good to be true, and I'm attracted to you. Now all I have to do is eliminate the possibility that you might be some kind of serial killer before sexually molest you.