Transexual detection

[Island]

It is important for the hetero man to fine tune his gaydar. If he is also worried about counterfeits and wants original products, it pays to have a suspicious mind.

My question is: how do you detect transexuals?

The methods I've used are: Skin, adam's apple, unmatching neck and face colours, shoulders and neck, body shape, hands, voice.

Thus far, I have been successful in detecting transexuals I've met in RL. Unfortunately, I have heard of a super-strain of transexuals that can fool even the most wary man.

Know that if you make out with a transexual, the smell of "her" arousal is still male pheremonones. God forbid if it turns you on. Know that when you suck face her saliva contains XY chromosomes from "her" shedding cheek cells. Know that when you **** her, you are not ****ing a vagina. You are ****ing scrotal and penile skin, its former contents HOLLOWED OUT and prepared with lube.

God help us! Why do men have to contemplate such horrors???

Experts, please tell us how we may differentiate transexuals from real women!

I'm thinking of a mobile chromosome test, something that can be done in five minutes. Does anybody know how to make this possible?

 

[Julian]

Dude i dunno wtf you live but running into trannys aint part of the everyday scheme around here.

Either way you SHOULD always be able to tell by the voice, i would assume.

 

[Island]

Transexuals always hang out at the party districts. I've always been able to tell apart the locals so far, but foreigners either seem to not care or not know.

I typically avoid horrors that will disturb me, but a good friend of mine exposed me to horrors from korea, australia, and amsterdam.

Please respect my legitimate interest to have intimate relationships with ONLY real women.

 

[omizzi]

That is awful. OK, next time just fall an accident and grab the gen!t@ls to check, if there's a bump, run!! Oh, knowing the persons friends or family helps a lot because they may know the person or have pix so try to figure it out around friends n fam,, good luck

 

[Island]

I am more afraid of those that have undergone operations and take hormone injections. And in many countries you can change your identity card to match your new gender, you can even change your birth certificate. So you may not know if your fiancee was born a man.

And legally if you got engaged before finding out, you could be on thin ground. I've listened to a lot of feminists and apparently thinking that this matters is another example of outmoded patriachy!

I shall not be the martyr/ victim for society's ease of conscience!

 

[Wiesman44]

Most transsexuals look like men and have deep voices. The percentage of transexuals to real women is so slow we all probably won't bump into them unless u live in the party districts, like someone above said. San Francisco, porn valley, LA, Miami, New york im sure......they all have the large populations of them

 

[diablo]

Island, where do you live?!?!? I've been around 21 years and have never had the major problem that it seems you're having. I suppose they aren't that abundant in Louisiana... from the sounds of it, half of the "women" you meet must be men?

By the way, this belongs in Anything Else...

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

when i first read this i thought you where talking about men that dress up as women then i thought maybe you are talking about women who dress up as men, then suddenly half way through i realised you ment a sex change.

its a scary thought! but i dont think a man who has a sex change is gona look like a HB8 so aslong as you do not go for UG's you should be fine!

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

Lol, oh sh1t, I got a funny story....

I was working at Home Depot, and theres this girl...And everytime I see her, she starts grilling me hard, so I grill her back...And everytime I see her, we keep getting into it...And I would go and eat in the lunchroom, and she would go in too and I would look her in the eyes and she would give me this fukked up look...So my friend that works there tells me that its a dude that got a sex change....So I looks at her one day and I notice, and she keeps giving me the fukked up looks...So one day I was helping this old man put stuff in his car, and shes on break smoking a cig...So on my way back in she starts smiling at me and shes like, "Hey Cbear!" and she waves at me....I was shocked as sh1t, LMAO...From then on, I avoided her....

 

[SamePendo]

Would you bang one? A sexy ass one?

I would.

 

[Alpine]

Just one point, they are people after all. OK not everyones cup of tea, but they are still people.

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by SamePendo
Would you bang one? A sexy ass one?

I would.

This is coming from the guy with a rainbow-colored sig...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by diablo
This is coming from the guy with a rainbow-colored sig...

I wasn't going to go there but it's funny that someone else noticed it too...

 

[Ice Cold]

LOL... I'm gonna try it sometime on a date...

Talk about playing games! "I have a bit of a secret, I'm actually a female"

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by photo 1
eugh what a really disturbing thought. i dont think there are many transexuals here in the uk, at least outside of london anyway. at least i hope not.

one of my ex's kept joking she was a man. she looked perfectly female. but she kept going on and on about it. she was joking of course but it wasn't funny. especially during that inevitable brief second of doubt you have when you think - what if she is? lol

A girl told me once while we were having sex that she was the devil. For a brief second I found myself believing it might actually be true. Should tell you a little about what a freak she was...

Does that count?

 

[sfalexi]

Reminds me of an episode of "Maury" I saw a while ago (it's one of them trashy talk shows). It was titled "Guess the sex".

About 30 girls, all the audience voted and guessed whether it was originally a man or a women. I got about ¼ wrong. They had them walk out in normal clothes, and then walk out in a bikini, and then they all sang.

The singing gave away most of them, as did adams apples or a neck choker (tight necklace) which looked like it was designed to cover up an adams apple.

Also to check for is the waist to hip ratio.

I have to say, there were about two or three people on that episode that I had to admit that if I had seen them at a bar or ANYWHERE, I woulda thought myself lucky to bang them. They were THAT well disguised.

It's hard to tell nowadays. Just like how sometimes it's hard to gauge a girls age. You get a good looking 16 or 17 year old and you'd NEVER know.

Alexi

 

[rgeere]

Hmmmm, you'd think picking out real girls from false ones would be pretty easy .... Especially when you take the time to notice the size and shape of someones ankles and wrist, which can't be surgically altered to look feminine.

 

[Centaurion]

I've had a freaky episode with some transvestites.

I was at this upscale bar downtown and with some buddies, and of course, we were all wasted. So, we walk in and there are some pretty cute girls sitting at a couch by the corner, naturally we head over, and do some regular chit chat. We order some more beer, and we chat some more. Before we know it, we've spent like 1 hour talking to them. The connection was great, we all got the right signals and it looked like it was a homerun.

So a buddy of mine suggested that we should go back to our place to 'continue the party', the chicks looked at eachother, giggled, and one of them leaned forward and whisperd "since you guys are so nice, we have to tell you something. we are trannys"

That was just like a punch straight in the face, it woke me up a brief second from my beer googles and I saw that she had an adams apple poking out.

But for a second there, me and my buds looked at eachother and actually considered it. They were frigging smoking. Then my hetrosexual part of my brain *****slapped that thought, and we politly excused ourselves, and tried to pick up some real chicks.

 

[Levex]

Adams apple on a chick is hot. its like a 3rd boob but without a nipple.

 

[Island]

Levex and Samependo, I see that you've embraced the horror.

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!!!

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It was very kind of the trannys to tell Centaurion about it.

Just one point, they are people after all. OK not everyones cup of tea, but they are still people.

No dispute there, but my reptile brains says "Thou shalt not **** with XY chromosomes". Why would I want to subject my reptile brain to confusion that'll make me retch later?

Heard of fatty remorse? This would be worse.

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Okay, now I have the waist to hip ratio and wrist size to look out for.

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