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seabreeze

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Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB;)
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Dillinger
Dear Eternal,
I know that mods are suppose to handle their business in the mod corner.

It's like we're the laker's of 03', your treated like shaq because without ET sosuave would crumble. Gio is Karl Malone a little older sometimes a little wiser or wise ass. Allen is Phil Jackson the one who brings the zen to the forum. You mods treat me like Kobe, first you alienated me from the Nazi group and now your calling out my post.

Seriously how isn't my post a tip? But this is a tip?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=63021

ET I think your slipping!
What I don't even get recognition :(

Dillinger, this is an excellent tip. The only problem is that sex tips don't go in the tips section. Everything sex related, except for STD's, go in Anything else. He's just busting your balls about not posting in the right forum :p, we're not trying to alienate you.
 

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oooooohhhh

Originally posted by seabreeze
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB;)
Good to know;) But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talk:p
 

seabreeze

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Okay you asked for it.

Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.

Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).

Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.

It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).

Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.

Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.

Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.

Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
 

Climax

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fankies

thanx for that SB, I'll take some of those points into consideration;)


sh0t!
 

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bible material..............
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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And all this time I thought that it was the elbow... Well, live and learn....
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Dillinger
Dear Eternal,
I know that mods are suppose to handle their business in the mod corner.

It's like we're the laker's of 03', your treated like shaq because without ET sosuave would crumble. Gio is Karl Malone a little older sometimes a little wiser or wise ass. Allen is Phil Jackson the one who brings the zen to the forum. You mods treat me like Kobe, first you alienated me from the Nazi group and now your calling out my post.

Seriously how isn't my post a tip? But this is a tip?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=63021

ET I think your slipping!
The thread you pointed out was locked at some point. Probably not too long after it was started.

Frankly Dill, I don't think of you as Kobe...Maybe Rick Fox. :D
 

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Seabreeze and others,
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
 

Dillinger

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Vince

What I don't even get recognition
I was thinking of you more as a Derek Fisher and D as devon george?

But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.



Under tips this states


Post a tip, technique, idea, or article that you've experienced or read about and feel would benefit your fellow Dons in understanding and being more successful with women

Under anything else it states



Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.

BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.;)
 

Spike_the_Dragon

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Originally posted by SamePendo
What does that have to do with anything?


Think about it.;)
 

Styles

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Originally posted by SamePendo
What does that have to do with anything?
Cunning linguist...

it's a joke...

:eek:
 

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I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!

I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.

I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?:D

Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
 
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gio said:
Bible Material.

Want to seduce a girl? Rub her cl*t.

Simple as that.

Every guy on this board should go out tonight, find a hot babe at the mall, and rub her cl*t and see if she has sex with you
Helter Skelter said:
Easy Eternal he's new to this moderating stuff.

Maybe you should have a disclamer under his name like they have at the supermarket with new cashiers. "cashier in training please be patient"

DILLINGER
"moderator in-training please be easy on him"
:crackup: :crackup: funny post;
 

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Bizzump. We need more tips like this.

On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard? :D
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
Bible Material.

Want to seduce a girl? Rub her cl*t.

Simple as that.

Every guy on this board should go out tonight, find a hot babe at the mall, and rub her cl*t and see if she has sex with you.
hahahahahahaha.

That was too funny Gio!
 

CLOONEY

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Alpine said:
I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!

I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.

I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?:D

Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
hahahaha, this thread just gets funnier and funnier by the post!!!!
 
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