AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Everyone here knows I suck at dancing. I'm 6'2" and handsome, but not a very good dancer, and I'm a freshman in college. Some high school junior about 30 min away asked me to be her date. I said "sure". I can freak pretty good, but that's it.
So I met up with my date. She looked okay, but I hit on her other three friends instead, and one of em was f*ckin FINE. SHE WASa 9.5, I almost nutted myself.
We got some food, I introduced myself to HB9.5, found out what she does in her spare time, christian school, prude, blah blah. Cool, whatever, I don't care.
We got to dancing, and I realized that my date sucked at it. She couldn't freak for sh*t, but HB9.5 could.
All of you would be like "man, she took you to her dance, and you're gonna dance with her friend instead?"
HELL YEAH I AM!
MY date is not my girlfriend. I danced with HB for like only 10 minutes, I danced with my date for like an hour. If I can get a phone number or some booty from HB as opposed to not getting anything fro my date, why not risk it? I looked out for myself. I danced with HB 9.5, she sucked at it too, which was funny. She later told me she was a bad dancer (no sh*t hahaha)
It took me a good hour to get comfortable enough to dance, I just kinda posed around, but then the girls literally dragged my by my dace to the middle of the floor, and I was like "alright, let's show these mothaf*ckas how AC/DC does it". I moved left, right, popped the collar, was havin fun tryin to look like Usher, and it worked! Lots of girls introduced themselves to me, and it was great!
What made my night was that some HB8 that I liked when I was still in the learning process was there, I hadn't talked to her except for a few occasions in about a year. I spit a little bit of game at her, and got a slow dance out of her. I showed her how to slow dance (hella easy!) and she even said I was a good dancer! I know that girl wants my nuts now, and she's gonna have to put in some work to get them!
This was amazing to me because jus 3 hours ago, I wasn't comfortable at all with dancing, and then all of a sudden, its like a new door opened up for me. I can now consider myself a well-rounded DJ, and since I have fixed my weaknesses, I can concentrate on improving my strengths.
I didn't end up getting HB9.5s number, because she gets hit on all the time and probably thought I was trying to get booty like everyone else, which I won't deny
, but hey, no one gets all numbers all the time, so I was fine with it. To hell with her anyway.
Evaluate me and my field report please!
:cheer: I'm a stud
So I met up with my date. She looked okay, but I hit on her other three friends instead, and one of em was f*ckin FINE. SHE WASa 9.5, I almost nutted myself.
We got some food, I introduced myself to HB9.5, found out what she does in her spare time, christian school, prude, blah blah. Cool, whatever, I don't care.
We got to dancing, and I realized that my date sucked at it. She couldn't freak for sh*t, but HB9.5 could.
All of you would be like "man, she took you to her dance, and you're gonna dance with her friend instead?"
HELL YEAH I AM!
MY date is not my girlfriend. I danced with HB for like only 10 minutes, I danced with my date for like an hour. If I can get a phone number or some booty from HB as opposed to not getting anything fro my date, why not risk it? I looked out for myself. I danced with HB 9.5, she sucked at it too, which was funny. She later told me she was a bad dancer (no sh*t hahaha)
It took me a good hour to get comfortable enough to dance, I just kinda posed around, but then the girls literally dragged my by my dace to the middle of the floor, and I was like "alright, let's show these mothaf*ckas how AC/DC does it". I moved left, right, popped the collar, was havin fun tryin to look like Usher, and it worked! Lots of girls introduced themselves to me, and it was great!
What made my night was that some HB8 that I liked when I was still in the learning process was there, I hadn't talked to her except for a few occasions in about a year. I spit a little bit of game at her, and got a slow dance out of her. I showed her how to slow dance (hella easy!) and she even said I was a good dancer! I know that girl wants my nuts now, and she's gonna have to put in some work to get them!
This was amazing to me because jus 3 hours ago, I wasn't comfortable at all with dancing, and then all of a sudden, its like a new door opened up for me. I can now consider myself a well-rounded DJ, and since I have fixed my weaknesses, I can concentrate on improving my strengths.
I didn't end up getting HB9.5s number, because she gets hit on all the time and probably thought I was trying to get booty like everyone else, which I won't deny
, but hey, no one gets all numbers all the time, so I was fine with it. To hell with her anyway.Evaluate me and my field report please!
:cheer: I'm a stud
