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I don't THINK they were. It was blatantly obvious.

Do you think that some waitress working 5 days/week for $40-$50k/year is some impossible status or something?
Lol I think waitresses at Hooters perfect the art of leading guys on. Which is a skill that comes naturally to women in the first place.

 
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Lol I think waitresses at Hooters perfect the art of leading guys on. Which is a skill that comes naturally to women in the first place.

One time I was at Twin Peaks just getting drunk off my a$$. I would go back and forth between listening and singing songs from YouTube through headphones, and just acting goofy and retarded. At one point, I told the waitress that I flip houses by myself and had been doing it for 3 years. And she at one point said... "So where are you going after this?"

Another time I was super drunk and started making jokes about Viagra. And this REALLY HOT waitress starts making "come hither" faces at me kind of subtly. As if to say she was enjoying what I was talking about. Hard thing to explain over text. But I missed my chance and just kept getting drunker and drunker.

Maybe you shouldn't get your reality from cartoons?
 
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One time I was at Twin Peaks just getting drunk off my a$$. I would go back and forth between listening and singing songs from YouTube through headphones, and just acting goofy and retarded. At one point, I told the waitress that I flip houses by myself and had been doing it for 3 years. And she at one point said... "So where are you going after this?"

Another time I was super drunk and started making jokes about Viagra. And this REALLY HOT waitress starts making "come hither" faces at me kind of subtly. As if to say she was enjoying what I was talking about. Hard thing to explain over text. But I missed my chance and just kept getting drunker and drunker.

Maybe you shouldn't get your reality from cartoons?
Twin Peaks. Great fvcking show. It's on Netflix.

The fact that you think they were digging you means they did their job.

"Where are you going after this?" Doesn't mean jack sh1t if you don't meet up with them.

The creators of South Park are comic geniuses.
 
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Twin Peaks. Great fvcking show. It's on Netflix.

The fact that you think they were digging you means they did their job.

"Where are you going after this?" Doesn't mean jack sh1t if you don't meet up with them.

The creators of South Park are comic geniuses.
If I would have said "My place. Want to come?" She may have agreed.

Perhaps you're taking cartoons too seriously?

I used to attract all kinds of hot girls on a daily basis when I sold acid back in '08-'09. That's nothing new to me.

In fact, what IS new to me is having the opinion of myself that I'm physically unattractive and unable to get women regularly. Because growing up, I was always told I was good looking by girls my age. I think being incarcerated for 4 years might have taken a toll on my looks, maybe in my face. Like a "thousand yard stare" type of thing.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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If I would have said "My place. Want to come?" She may have agreed.

Perhaps you're taking cartoons too seriously?

I used to attract all kinds of hot girls on a daily basis when I sold acid back in '08-'09. That's nothing new to me.

In fact, what IS new to me is having the opinion of myself that I'm physically unattractive and unable to get women regularly. Because growing up, I was always told I was good looking by girls my age. I think being incarcerated for 4 years might have taken a toll on my looks, maybe in my face. Like a "thousand yard stare" type of thing.
"May have agreed." Whatever helps you sleep at night.

A lot of chicks dig prison time, you just need to lie about the reason.
 
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"May have agreed." Whatever helps you sleep at night.

A lot of chicks dig prison time, you just need to lie about the reason.
I think she definitely would have agreed. I just would hope she didn't look at my last name on debit card and Google me.

Anyway, I'm trying to get more out of my life than arguing with people on SoSuave.net that just want to insult everything I say like they fvcking know me in the first place.

So good luck "tyte eyez." Whatever the fvck that means.
 

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Gotta fix your tie in that first picture, other than that, you have very closed off body language. Don't be afraid to take up space and open up. No one is going to hit you! (referring to that first picture).
 
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Gotta fix your tie in that first picture, other than that, you have very closed off body language. Don't be afraid to take up space and open up. No one is going to hit you! (referring to that first picture).
Yea and that was my highest rated one.

Personally, I think I look like a dork in that picture.

I'd rather just whip my c0ck out. But then I'd go to jail.
 

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That "Raisins" episode of South Park has a lot of truth in it, IMO. From the manipulative tactics of the girls, to Stan's depression over being dumped, to Butter's positive philosophical spin on it at the end.

TyTe 'EyEz is correct that waitresses are masters of leading guys on, especially if they work in a place where alcohol is served. They do this not only to get better tips, but to keep customers coming back and thus making themselves appear valuable to management. Waitresses and attention hos have a lot in common. I also agree that if you don't seal the deal, a waitress' attention is meaningless. That doesn't mean they are unattainable by any means or that you can't form a connection with them, but 99% of flirting doesn't go anywhere, and they are well aware of that, and leverage it to their benefit.
 
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That "Raisins" episode of South Park has a lot of truth in it, IMO. From the manipulative tactics of the girls, to Stan's depression over being dumped, to Butter's positive philosophical spin on it at the end.

TyTe 'EyEz is correct that waitresses are masters of leading guys on, especially if they work in a place where alcohol is served. They do this not only to get better tips, but to keep customers coming back and thus making themselves appear valuable to management. Waitresses and attention hos have a lot in common. I also agree that if you don't seal the deal, a waitress' attention is meaningless. That doesn't mean they are unattainable by any means or that you can't form a connection with them, but 99% of flirting doesn't go anywhere, and they are well aware of that, and leverage it to their benefit.
But if you notice, I made no mention of the 1,000,000 times that they didn't show interest in me.

I only mentioned the 2 that I could think of off the top of my head.
 

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But if you notice, I made no mention of the 1,000,000 times that they didn't show interest in me.
Yeah, I'm not saying you couldn't have scored with them or whatever. Guys hook up with waitresses every day. I know that feeling where you just know that you could have had her. Or at least you think that you know. But ultimately, I do believe that there's no way to really know unless you actually seal the deal.

Waitresses are also low hanging fruit. In that they are being paid to talk to you, and they are being paid to be nice to you, and make you feel welcome. But then again, why get a ladder to pick a peach off the higher branch when you can comfortably reach the low one?
 

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Here you go. Now you look like a GQ model. Not bad for a house flipper.

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First pic: Post the original; appears fuzzy.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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I would be open to ANYTHING to improve my looks.

I am considering cosmetic limb lengthening, and am calling a doctor tomorrow to ask his recommendations on height, so that my proportions are still good. I am on a Limb Lengthening forum, so I have recommendations for good doctors and a lot of journals from patients. This will most likely require a 3 month stay in a foreign country.

As far as my face, I know I have a large forehead, so I will be getting a hair transplant.

I would be open to a nose job or even facial injections if that would help. The problem is that I hear different opinions from different people. One person tells me I have a strong, masculine nose. Next person tells me I look like a parrot. One person tells me I could benefit from facial fillers. Next person thinks I'm ridiculous for even asking.
i have only one pic. it is shirtless, with my abs showing, with ****ty haircut, selfie in a mirror. im getting 10-20 matches a day when my account is reseted where around 2-6 girls agree for meeting

you can have these expensive clothes and pics but most likely women in age range 18-35 would still rather swipe right on me than on you lol no offence you look good just saying what makes their hearts tick
 

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That one is completed. See Post 36.

Post the original first pic. The one you posted in the OP is fuzzy.
 
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i have only one pic. it is shirtless, with my abs showing, with ****ty haircut, selfie in a mirror. im getting 10-20 matches a day when my account is reseted where around 2-6 girls agree for meeting

you can have these expensive clothes and pics but most likely women in age range 18-35 would still rather swipe right on me than on you lol no offence you look good just saying what makes their hearts tick
You post pictures of girls that you call "hot af" that are just plain ugly. You also talk about meeting with transvestites and going out with ugly girls.

You are not anyone I would take much advice from. Go to the gym. Yea that's been said a million times.
 
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