Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life

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anjellara

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Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
 

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The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
And now back to Delilah and more of your Lite favorties on...."The Lite FM"
 

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horaholic said:
The Op couldnt POSSIBLY be a woman, could she?
Exactly what i thought when i read number 3.

Sounds like my ex.
 

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The list is only half right, its just missing big pieces of information which I will happilyfill in:

anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep - AFTER SEX
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket - BETTER AFTER SEX WITHOUT TAKING HER TO DINNER AND PAYING OVER $40 FOR IT
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed - AFTER SEX
4. Crying with laughter - AFTER SEX
5. Having a lie-in - AFTER SEX WHEN WE DO IT IN A DARK ALLEY OR THE PARK
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding- AFTER SEX
7. Getting a bargain - SEX WITHOUT SPENDING A SINGLE CENT
8. Making someone smile - DURING AND AFTER SEX
9. Catching up with an old friend - AN OLD FU^CK BUDDY COMING AROUND AGAIN? SCORE!
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past-WHY? AM I 80 YEARS OLD AND CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE?
 

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1) Masturbation
2) Sex
3) Sexy women in tight clothes
4) Eating fresh kill
5) Beer
6) Power tools
7) 4x4s
8) Free money
9) Women who cook and clean
10) Freedom
 

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Order not important

Sports
Computers
Chess
Books
Beer
Girls
Outdoors
Politics
Smoking
Friends
 

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anjellara said:
Top 10 greatest little pleasures in life:
1. A good night’s sleep
2. Finding a forgotten tenner in your pocket
3. Cuddling up with a partner in bed
4. Crying with laughter
5. Having a lie-in
6. Sleeping in newly laundered bedding
7. Getting a bargain
8. Making someone smile
9. Catching up with an old friend
10. Laughing at things that have happened in the past
Call me Chris Crocker, but I have to agree with most of that stuff.

Conan's best should also be on this list.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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A great night's sleep after working all day

a cold beer or dip after working

New piece of expensive technology

throwing it in 4WD and getting unstuck

Paying off a bill
 

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1. good head
2. opening the first drink on a saturday morning with college football on
3. watching my son slobber on my face trying to wake me up every morning.
4. watching texas lose at anythnig they do
5. going to be knowing you did everything you were supposed to do
6. hitting the alarm and rolling back over
7. a good hot shower
8. a good homecooked meal
9 going to a car dealership and looking at a car and when they run your credit, knowing they aren't going to try to run you out of the store (my credit was crap when i was young)
10. sitting back wtih my 2 old friends and having a good ole fashioned twisted metal black party. best multiplayer game of all timeIMHO
 
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Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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