too thick for condom

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Does anybody else have this problem? I'm not trying to brag, after-all it's average length. I can usually get the condom partially on, but it often doesn't go down to the base, and often the condom will break as I try to move it down to the base. It's just too thick. Do you where to get extra thick condoms? I don't see them in the drugstore.
 

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Magnum XLs, maybe? Those work for me, the only ones I've never had break or squeeze me painfully. You aren't just buying the regular generic brands at drug stores, are you?
 

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man use the old east indian trick

duct tape and balloon

it works
 

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You are a lying troll. A condom can fit around your head and you can blow it up like a balloon. If you want/need attention ask your mother to sit you on her lap.
 

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You might wear condoms on your head or use them for water balloons....but its not the same as fuking with one.

Width can be an issue. Condoms can tear, especially near the base where they're tighter. The length / width ratio of condoms often do not accomodate a man whose average length but wider than average.

The other thing to consider is the women....like men, women are different sizes too. Hypothetically speaking....what if she is size small...and he is extra wide wearing an average condom that is too tight? On top of that, what if he has a high endurance fractor ? That's probably the worst case scenario for an accident to happen. At best, it makes for stressful sex.

I should invent something that works like 'shrink wrap'....a custom fit for every man. :yes: I probably shouldn't give my good ideas out.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
The 'xl' magnums are 'extra-long.' The diameter is the same as the regular magnums.
Magnum XL is also wider by more than a quarter inch.
 

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There are other large brands, too

http://www.justrubbers.com/large-size.html

The warning cracks me up:

Note: Other men may experience slippage with this extra large size condom. :)

And, damn, there are a lot of different Trojans:

http://trojancondoms.com/product_info/index.asp

And it looks like the XLs are not longer, you're right Dr O, they are just wider and tapered.

Trojan Magnum Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width: 55mm
Thickness: 0.07mm

Trojan Magnum XL Dimensions
Length: 205mm
Width at base: 57mm
Width at shaft & Head: 64mm
Thickness: 0.07mm
 

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The magnums don't fit well for me.
I like the LifeStyles Kingsize XL's better.
 

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dannowillbookem said:
you guys know entirely too much about condoms.
I don't think that's a bad thing? I know nothing about condoms as I don't ever wear them (for obvious reasons).
 

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Another suggestion is to try condoms made of lambskin. They're not nearly as constriction but they can't take the punishment (stop laughing) that Latex can.
 

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dannowillbookem said:
you guys know entirely too much about condoms.
And I know absolutely nothing about child support.

Related? Maybe.
 

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Note that lambskin does not protect against sexually transmitted infections.
 
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fuzzx said:
want to feel bigger? need more confidence? wear japanese or chinese condoms.
Excuse me!? are u f*cking serious you ignorant piece of sh*t have you ever been to Japan? I guess not they got a WHOLE STORE dedicated to condoms don't believe me? go to tokyo and look for "Condomania." They import a LOT of condoms from U.S. (Trojans) so basically u dissed yourself by saying Americans have d*cks the same size as Japanese people. I have used Japanese condoms, it comes in different sizes but it's better quality, more variety (More flavors, glow in the dark), pre-lubricated and can come double layered. BTW I'm 6 1/2 in and I'm white so F*ck You! stop acting ignorant it's not funny that's why noone likes Americans and do some research before you say sh*t.

BTW lambskin condoms have small holes in it so... it doesn't work. If your too thick for normal ones then get XL Trojans.
 

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Umm...I've used at least two brands of Japanese condom (Kimono and I forget the other), and they actually ARE smaller than the standard size here. They're very high quality. No need to fly off the handle; I don't even think he meant that racially.
 

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doctoroxygen said:
Note that lambskin does not protect against sexually transmitted infections.
My bad, how did I forget that??!! So make sure you're in a committed relationship and that both of you have been tested free of STDs... (yeahhhhh... rigggghhhtt.... :rolleyes:)
 

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Has anyone tried the 'warming sensation' condoms?

Do the mint and flavored condoms still smell like a balloon? I hate that smell.
 

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Bible Belt and Titanium, I appreciate the informative replies. I will try the Trojan Magnum XL and the Lifestyles Kingsize XL. Hopefully, I will no longer have to spend 15 minutes just trying to squeeze the condom on.
 

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