Tonight

[Maeisgood]

I'm going to get myself into a date tonight with a different girl (not the Lauren one I made all of those threads about earlier this year that got everyone mad). I took you all's advice and got a different one. I can't screw this up. I'm going to try to hook up with her because her parents are gone this weekend.

I've been afraid to "hook-up" in the past because I have no idea how it is initiated and concluded. It seems awkard to just randomly stop and then resume whatever it was we were doing. There is no handbook on this. It's like its universally understood by everyone but me. The DJ Bible covers broad topics like being confident, c & f, kino, etc, but no step-by-step procedure. As soon as I "get it" like everyone else, I won't have to post anymore. If all goes well tonight, then this may be the last post of mine. Somone help me.

 

[AC/DC]

Get her horny.

Basically, make sure you're alone, and you smell good and your shaven and all that.

Watch a movie, and cuddle with her.

Then, move in for a kiss. Start making out. Suck on her neck. Kiss her tummy. Make sure she's lovin it. After like 10-15 minutes, kiss down towards the crotch area. UNbutton her pants but dont take em off, kiss down there. She's for sure wet by now.

Start finger-f*cking her. Be sure to rub on the roof of her vagina, its the sensitive spot.

At this point she'll be grabbin your d*ck. Take your pants off if you haven't already.

Sit her on top of you. Make out more, take her shirt off. Keep makin out for 5-10 minutes so it looks lke you're actually into her, and not just trying to get some p*ssy.

Then if she's aggressive, she'll either start having sex with you or give you head. Either gives you 5 points of coolness =)

If she's not aggressive, get naked, and see what she wants to do. If she's not into it, you'll know, and basicaly, you screwed up cuz she wasn't horny enough.

Be sure to BRING THE FOLLOWING:
DEODERANT
AXE or COLOGNE
GUM/MINTS
CONDOMS (get the extra strength ones if its one of your first times doing it)

Have fun! :cheer:

 

[Maeisgood]

Awesome this is just what I wanted. Thank-you!

 

[i am me]

Originally posted by AC/DC
Get her horny.

Basically, make sure you're alone, and you smell good and your shaven and all that.

Watch a movie, and cuddle with her.

Then, move in for a kiss. Start making out. Suck on her neck. Kiss her tummy. Make sure she's lovin it. After like 10-15 minutes, kiss down towards the crotch area. UNbutton her pants but dont take em off, kiss down there. She's for sure wet by now.

Start finger-f*cking her. Be sure to rub on the roof of her vagina, its the sensitive spot.

At this point she'll be grabbin your d*ck. Take your pants off if you haven't already.

Sit her on top of you. Make out more, take her shirt off. Keep makin out for 5-10 minutes so it looks lke you're actually into her, and not just trying to get some p*ssy.

Then if she's aggressive, she'll either start having sex with you or give you head. Either gives you 5 points of coolness =)

If she's not aggressive, get naked, and see what she wants to do. If she's not into it, you'll know, and basicaly, you screwed up cuz she wasn't horny enough.

Be sure to BRING THE FOLLOWING:
DEODERANT
AXE or COLOGNE
GUM/MINTS
CONDOMS (get the extra strength ones if its one of your first times doing it)

Have fun! :cheer:

Jesus that'd be so funny if he actually followed your advice exactly...

 

[Smooth Player 056]

AC/DC Great advice man!

 

[kegger]

Be sure to take a pen and paper, you should right down everything that you do and post it back here how it went. JK, but please post who did what.

 

[dadmonson]

Yeah post what happens.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Originally posted by AC/DC
Get her horny.

Basically, make sure you're alone, and you smell good and your shaven and all that.

Watch a movie, and cuddle with her.

Then, move in for a kiss. Start making out. Suck on her neck. Kiss her tummy. Make sure she's lovin it. After like 10-15 minutes, kiss down towards the crotch area. UNbutton her pants but dont take em off, kiss down there. She's for sure wet by now.

Start finger-f*cking her. Be sure to rub on the roof of her vagina, its the sensitive spot.

At this point she'll be grabbin your d*ck. Take your pants off if you haven't already.

Sit her on top of you. Make out more, take her shirt off. Keep makin out for 5-10 minutes so it looks lke you're actually into her, and not just trying to get some p*ssy.

Then if she's aggressive, she'll either start having sex with you or give you head. Either gives you 5 points of coolness =)

If she's not aggressive, get naked, and see what she wants to do. If she's not into it, you'll know, and basicaly, you screwed up cuz she wasn't horny enough.

Be sure to BRING THE FOLLOWING:
DEODERANT
AXE or COLOGNE
GUM/MINTS
CONDOMS (get the extra strength ones if its one of your first times doing it)

Have fun! :cheer:

^ That's hilarious.

AS

 

[kegger]

You forgot to tell us how it went.

 

[Maeisgood]

I F'd up and not the way I wanted to.

I went in for the kiss, and she turned her head from me. I got so pissed off. Her reason for rejecting me was that I am in college now and she's in community college. She tried talking to me later on and I just told her off. I'm in college now so she doesn't matter at all. I've kissed her before and she liked it because she asked me why I stopped. When my friends found out that I got her into a room alone, they made fun of me for not trying anything on her.

Does the fact that I got her there alone mean that if I had tried that it would have worked? My having kissed her and getting her in a room alone was in the past. The night I was going to make the dive into her pants or whatever failed because I waited from June until October to try. In her mind, I'm not a real man because I had every opportunity and I let it by. Here is the cycle I go through with women:

1) I like a girl other than the one that likes me.
2) I end up liking the girl that does like me.
3) I wait too long and fail with her.

I wait too long because either there are always other people around, I have no good date ideas, and I have no idea when she's ready.

I feel like I could be really good at this sort of thing. I have the ****y and funny down, the inner game down, I'm funny, was homecoming prince and prom king, I just seem to lack the instincts that tell me when to get action. My morals also get in the way.

Now that I'm in college and know no one, I have to get regular friend first. I'm going to pledge at a frat next semester. Once I get friends and a place to drink and stuff at (cops are really gay in this small town) then I can worry about girls. In the mean time, I've been listening to David D's CDs. I'll put them into practice sometime soon.

I just need to figure out how to iniate the "action getting."

 

[RamboCS]

I think you can sense when its time to move to what step based on how the girl is acting. Sometimes you can sense a horniness that rivals yours, and these are the girls you hang out with. Alone. In your room. Instinct should kick in when its time to move up a step, or a few steps, but if not, just go for it anyways. If you're already making out with her, just slowly slide your hand down her pants. See what happens. I'm not exactly the mack daddy to end all mack daddies, but recently I've learned all this **** is much easier than its made out to be.

 

[Maeisgood]

I think I've been programmed by society, religion, and my mommy not to feel instincts like everyone else. I'll try it slightly drunk (not sloppy, but that state of mind that you feel cooler in, but not slurred or tipsy) first as like training wheels and then work my way up.

Now something that I do is when I'm slightly alcohol buzzed and hyper (I say the c-n-f'ist stuff in this state of mind) I write it down and then memorize it to make it come out naturally and then plan on using it.

I wonder if we could some how have like a list of "lines" that are good to use on girls and then have like a moderator censor out the crappy ones.

 

[Taviii]

You are geting it all wrong! Dont memorize that stuff, but try to make it come natural!

Originally posted by AC/DC
and your shaven

NEVER! I love my 1 milimeter beard and so do girls!

 

[Microphone Fiend]

hey, welcome back man, I remember the name and arguing over something with you, lol.

Anyways i think you went into it wrong, in the first post you were talking about "this has to go right" or something similar. At least at the end you realized she is just another gurl. Also you should've pressed for action a bit more. I sometimes think like you do, if you a make a move and she doesnt go with it 100% it doesnt make sense trying, but you should have got her buying temperature up and then tried to kiss again, you cant give up after the first try. Most people encounter resistance but what you do after it is what is important.

As for the C&F lines, I would say just sit down when you have spare time and think of things that come up a lot in everyday conversation and putting your own spin on it.

Like in college you often hear:
What is your major
What year are you in
Are you in rez
etc

Think of funny replies here that arent try hard and you'll be putting yourself ahead of others with the first words out of your mouth for damn near every interaction with women...

Just doin something different in the situations everyone does subconsciously makes a big difference, I can go into why this works in the big picture and correlate it to why bein different from everyone makes you look better, but you get the idea.