Alright Dave, enough of this shyt. Time to get down to business. Most of the reason you're not getting laid is because you're trying too damn hard. When you try too hard you act cautious (even if you don't notice) and people notice that. You're not Dave, you are some guy who Dave is trying to be.
So first of all, relax. Go to the pre-party. Get some liquor in you. Get feelin' good. Enjoy yourself. Mingle, talk, drink it up. Do some shots. Be the man. Make SURE you are having fun,. Second of all, ditch this chick you keep posting about. Forgot about her. Contrary to your own belief, she is NOT the best chance you have to get laid tonight. From the words of my wise friend (david_med@hotmail.com) "Go into full-throttle ONS mode."
When you go to the club, walk around by yourself or with a wing. Go to the dance floor and take chicks by the arm and start dancing with them. Don't do the creepy "dance up behind them" thing.
1) Take them lightly by the arm and turn them to you and start dancing with them. If they turn their back towards you, or walk away - fvck em - they aren't ONS material and would have done the same thing to the next guy that appoached them. If they dance with you, move to step to. If not, repeat step 1.
2) Get close and grind on them within 5 minutes. Dance behind them and grind your d1ck into them. If they are cool with that, advance to step 3. If not, repeat step 1 and get rid of her, she's not ONS material.
3) Within a half hour, go in for a kiss. While you are dancing you can go from behind and kiss her ears and neck, or you can just lean in and kiss her. Don't worry about if she rejects you...if she does, she's not ONS material, again, reeat step 1. If she is cool, go to step 4.
4) Take her to go get drinks and to sit down. Go to the bar, order some shots and a drink for the both of you. Slam the shot at the bar, and take the drink somewhere to sit down while you catch your breath with her. Kiss her again, and go for the makeout session on the couch or wherever you're sitting/standing. Don't push further than some heavy petting and kissing on the neck unless she blatently does it FOR you. If she denies your kiss, or stops your makeout advances, move to the dancefloor and repeat step 3. If she allows it, go to step 5.
5) Make sure you have a place where you CAN get laid tonight. Tell her "Hey afterwards you should come back to (whatever place). I'm going to get some people to come back for an afterhours thing. There won't be anybody else coming back but that won't matter. If she's cool with that spend the rest of the night at the club with her, then take her with you. If she says her friends have to go, then you bring your friends too and you can isolate her at your house. But ideally you want to get her home alone. If she rejects your invitation, go to step 3 and every once in awhile throw in another invitation and some more shots.
It should take NO LONGER than an hour and a half to complete this. If a girl takes longer than that, GET RID OF HER. Dave, you are in ONS mode.. You can't afford to spend the entire night with one chick and wind up with a number that's just going to flake anyway.
Also, consider this:
- I can't stand white chicks anymore for ONS. I would go after hot black chicks, latinas, asians, indian...etc. Chicks who aren't influenced as much by this fvcked up society. If you MUST choose a white chick, make SURE she's getting her drink on heavily.
- Choose girls that are already dancing. They are the ones that are out for a good time. If you find a set of 3...go for it because the other 2 will cancel each other out. If you find one alone then do that. I would avoid 2 sets.
Dave, it's time. Get out there and have a ball. You're going to have to experience A LOT of rejections tonight to find the ideal ONS candidate. Just go through it. When I was in LA I got rejected 6 or 7 times in a row before a chick would eevn dance with me. It just shouldn't bother you because no matter WHO the guy was that approached, she would have done the same thing. Don't take it personally. Eventually a calas will form around your ego and it'll be a laugh. Take it easy.
-Blitz
"try "so are you going to be a slut, or do I have to rape you?"" - b's nuts
hahahahaha, funny shyt.
