Naughty Ninja
Banned
^^^This.
***Ran out of post count for the day whodareswin. Here are a few more tips.
Take the sides of her panties in your teeth and gently and teasingly snap them on the sides of her skin.
Gently, gently bite her inner thighs. Kiss them and the top of her mound. Lick the sides of her pvzzy with the tip of your tongue.
Put a small pillow under her azz to raise her up and have her spread wide so you can eat your dinner.
**You don't have to lick her just laying down. You can try different positions too. From behind/bent over the couch, her standing up and you on your knees, her (alone) on your or her kitchen table, in the shower with the water hitting her cl1t.
Have a small jar of honey and a teaspoon to drizzle a small amount (to not make a mess or it run too much) on her puzzy and lick it up. While doing so have her suck your fingers and start with one then two pumping her as you keep licking her. Take your fingers out of her and wipe a small bit of the honey with your pvzzy juice covered fingers and have her taste what you are enjoying. (You can tell her that.) ***Do NOT wipe your fingers on the honey first and then put it in her.
Do an 8 with your tongue on her cl1t to hit every spot. Sense her breathing and if she tells you or her breathing picks up hit that spot but tease her with it not letting her get off till she goes insane.
Have and take a peppermint and blow on her cl1t gently (the peppermint will make the sensation cooler) and as her if she likes her cl1t to tingle like that.
Take the head of your c0ck and lightly spank her cl1t. Take the head (only the head) and pop it in and out a few times. Ask her if her little pretty pvzzy likes sucking on the tip of your c0ck like a lollipop.
You can also have a glass of ice water next to you beforehand. Take a small piece of ice and insert it in her pvzzy and tell her you want her to feel your warm tongue spanking her cl1t as the cold ice melts with her juices and runs out of her tight pretty pink pvzzy as you lick it all up.
You can also open your mouth and (as weird as it may seem at first) have your tongue flicking on her cl1t while you hum and or moan on it vibrating it like a sex toy. *If she has a sex toy she can use it or you can fvck her with it while you lick her cl1t. (Though who knows if it was ever shoved up her exes azz.)
Also you can try inserting a finger in her azzhole and pumping it gently then faster as you beat up her cl1t.
Alternate between her pvzzy, taint (the spot between her pvzzy and azzhole) and azzhole itself.
Youtube search making a girl/woman squirt. There are some good videos to find quick. I’ll add a link later.
While doing all or certain things of the above mentioned insert two of your fingers to the second knuckle (about two inches) palm facing upward till you feel a spongy area. Have her hold her pvzzy lips open as you put your mouth at the same time on her cl1t and flick your tongue on it while you take your left hand and slowly circle above her mound where your other fingers are inserted inside her at the spongy area. The fingers inside you want to do a come here motion slowly and gently then a kindof gentle galloping light tapping motion on that area till you feel it start to swell. Then either keep doing that lightly but faster or rubbing the tips of your fingers then back and forth over it lightly but quicker till she thinks she has to pee and keep going till she squirts. (You’ll need a towel beforehand too.)
If you're both still ready to go at that point wipe her pvzzy with her panties and stick them in her mouth to svck on while you fvck the daylights out of her.
(One more thing: You don't necessarily have to do all of them at the same time or even if a chick loves it you may wind up being "too much" after she thinks about it. IE: You've probably been with one too many chicks. Do different things or mix and match while letting her know after you have a few more tricks up your sleeve for a repeat customer to find out the next fun thing you have planned for her tight little pink cookie.)
You too can be a filthy little freak with the right chick.
There’s most likely more tips but I can’t think of them now. The more you learn the closer you become a Tongue Fu Master.
***Update*** Please restrain yourselves from beating your bellends like they owe you money to my pvzzy pleasuring thread suggestions. I don't want to dry heave. If you already have please clean your messes before you exit you sick, sick filthy little perverts!
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