together or not???

[gargamel]

Progress report

She invited me to her place (her parents were out of town)
Anyway, I had to sneak into the house, so the neighbours wouldn't see she had her BF over.. We hung out for a while (2-3 hours) and were supposed to go to her friend's B-day party. We didn't show up

We haven't had sex at the time.
She gave me a very subtle hint that we gonna have sex when she was going to be home alone - so I kinda knew why she invited me..

With her being a virgin, I figured I should give her some special attention - and wait till she is really begging for it to happen. So she did - after the longest foreplay ever she took me upstairs! I must say I never felt better in my life, going up those stairs..


At first, she wouldn't let me go down on her - (me: I like doing it and it kinda turns me on, but hey, if you want to deprive yourself of great excitements/pleasures, it's your choice (went on doing what we did); her: (after a while) well, I guess it can't be THAT BAD...; me: (playin confused) WHAT can't be that bad??) she actually ASKED me to do it - she even wanted to try a 69-er... I just ate her instead (had bad experience with 69)

To make a long story short, we had phenomenal sex after that. It was very tight at start, but it sure felt great! we also had some problems with positioning due to her inexperience, but then I moved her to the desk, where I had the space I needed to go a bit harder/faster/deeper. This made her lose her mind! We both started making loud noises and the table was all over the place! It was "one-of-those-scenes" I thought I'd never live to experience.. All ended with her having the second orgasm, me having none (this happens to me all the time).

After that we lay in bed and cuddled for a while. Then I did something that oddly turned her on. I took her by the hand and took her outside. It was raining and it was rather cold for this time of year, we were butt-naked and all her neighbours could see everything we did.. It was a great turn-on! We made out on the grass, had to be in full_body_contact all the time, because it was so cold. Then we had a hot shower, where we pleasured ourselves to great extent

Given that it was her first time, the sex was better than ever - I know you all fear this, but I fell in love! And that alone made the sex better. And in contrary to tmpgstx's oppinion, she actually is LTR material - she even introduced me to her aunt, who she is really close to..

Yes, I agree, it is the cheesiest sleez novel you ever heard of, but I'm in love, I'm having fun, I'm having sex and we are actually becoming great friends. And her aunt makes the best baklava ever!! This one is a keeper!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

What, no massages?

I don't know dude she ain't no virgin - did she bleed???

Virgins don't go outside to fvck (especially their first time) for all their neighbors to see - but hors do!!!

Your story has holes in it --- why tip-toe into the house in secret to avoid being seen by neighbors only take a hor outside to screw her brains out for all the neighbors to see???

LIT where are you? We have another virgin claim!!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

I remember when Bill Murray and Harold Ramis started GHOST BUSTERS it all started because of a demand for a sevice

PR_L..... we need to start WH0RE BUSTERS !!!!!

we buy an old ambulance with a freaky siren sound

matter of fact forget the siren. we'll get a whining wh0re to stick her head out the window and whine and that can be the siren

we can have detecting devices like the GHOSTBUSTERS had, except ours will detect wh0res

i was thinking we could get the whole buisness to double as VIRGIN BUSTERS as well

we could use the ambulance as a virgin conversion vehicle and outfit with with rocket launchers incase their dad or older brother come looking for us

also we could have mobile DNA testing.

omg !!! THIS CHILD IS NOT YOURS !!! YOUR WIFE IS A WH0RE !!

think of all the good times we would have :crackup:


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Are you saying this hor was not a virgin?? Leaving it to you to relate it to a movie script! Yeah. hor-busters - I like it!!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

virgins requesting 69ers their first time ???

virgins having sex 10 times their first time ?

virgins having sex infront of their neighbours ?

chick not even sore and can have sex in front of the neighours ?


DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS PR_L ? really ?

LOL


forget this chick PR_L. FOCUS !!! WORK WITH ME HERE PEOPLES !

we need to start WH0RE BUSTERS ! with the increase in paranormal activity in our society some men must rise above the rest and save our planet from these EVIL DEMONS FROM HELL

i keep getting PM from Pu$$y Eater asking when we are holding the tryouts to join our wh0re wrecking crew

i didn't think we were approving new memberships ?


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[gargamel]

You ain't gonna catch my gal with those.

Aren't you the jealous little bastards

Just to set the record straight, we didn't fvck in front of her neighbours, we just made out. And there were two windows total from which we could have been seen..
And yes, the 69 was a surprise to me too - but I guess she wanted to prove herself by doing something "crazy", cause she's feeling a bit insecure over her experience (or lack of it).

And yes, PRL, you pervert, she did bleed! And she was in pain and uncomfortable at start - but really enjoyed it later.

And we didn't fvck in the shower - we just played arround

But the thing that dissapoints me the most is that you all missed the point! I'm in love, having a great time and having sex! What can be better (other than her starting to take pills )

Learn to read, LIT!

 

[Kibblez'n'Bitz]

Smešne svtare

Eh, daj da te čestitim Garg na tvoj uspenje sa ova cura. Nemoj brinuti na ove druge ko te zajebava sa neverovanje. Ti samo zabavi se.

Baš je dobro ćuti od drugi zemljaci na ovaj sajt. Ni sam ja znao da je bilo bar šaka od naše narode tu. U stvari, ja se pitam šta se dogodilo sa ovaj "Duasan" ko je isto bio od naše u prošlo vreme ko je pisao tu na ovaj sajt. Koliko je bio zajebancije kad on je pisao na nejgov problem i neki "stranaci" su ga bockali sa bezveze i druge sranje, pošto to je tipično kad ne se razume dobro od jedan drugoga i onda se počenje pizdarije.

Ipak, dosta od moj komenterija, samo dalje burazu, i ne daj žene/cure/kurve da te savladi.

Živeli.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Sorry to rain on your parade Gargamel - she did bleed, ha?

Hmmmmm, maybe she put one of those things that produce fake blood in her vagina so that when you poke it it turns red ---you know the kind that they use in Hoollywood movies to make it look like blood after someone gets shot.

LIT watches movies alot - he knows all the tricks.

Maybe the fake blood thing is too far fetched -- maybe she was a virgin and I am wrong but I'll have to reread this thread to see if I misdiagnosed!

Oh well, I guess she will be your wife so I best quit talking about her in a bad way..

But remember kid - if you are sexing a girl who isn't your wife then she is hoing!! This is a universal rule and applies to all women!!

I know that you are excited but don't get infactuated with her- keep a clear head and don't say "I love you" first or tell her how you feel!!!


I'm happy you found your true lust, I mean love -- I guess I am jealous!!! (where is the jealous emoticon?)

 

[Hellboy]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
But remember kid - if you are sexing a girl who isn't your wife then she is hoing!! This is a universal rule and applies to all women!!

What a load of sh!t. What century did you beam in from?

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
I know that you are excited but don't get infactuated with her- keep a clear head and don't say "I love you" first or tell her how you feel!!!

Can't argue with that though

 

[gargamel]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover

I know that you are excited but don't get infactuated with her- keep a clear head and don't say "I love you" first or tell her how you feel!!!

Khm, khm, you are too late for that PRL..

We learn as we go, huh?

I told her I think I'm falling in love with this crazy girl.. Taken out of context, it's pretty clear what I meant, but she wasn't sure..

Anyways, I figured out I screwed up the moment I said it.. So I backed out a bit.. She called me three times the next day, so I guess she's OK with it. She's much more sensitive and gentle and all cuddly since I popped her, so I guess I can get away with saying I'm in love.. It won't happen again, that's for sure.

I'm telling ya, this one is gold. I had to change my approach drastically to get her and I sincerely started to doubt the bible - cause she was immune to most techniques. I actually CAN say she's the first girl I attracted with sincere mindset ONLY. No rules. Eventhough I'm happy I made it, I was really confused many times. I was prepared to next her a trillion times, cause I thought she was playin me good.
But she wasn't. She was actually 100% honest with me all the time. But beware - this one was ONE in a gwazillion girls I knew/did.. Just wanted to say that it's possible..

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
virgins requesting 69ers their first time ???

What's a 69er??? Is that like a "high 5" or something??

Keep your head screwed on straight kid - by you being so enthralled by her presence she now has the power to destroy you!!! Not good!!!!!!!!!!