So I'm at the mall earlier returning some dress pants. I see this HB8 looking at some tank tops or something in the women's department.
So I make sure my balls are still there........ Check !
So i approach:
me: Hey, i just wanted you to know that you're the most beautiful woman I've seen today and I just had to meet you.
her: Why thank you, thats the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time. Whats your name ?
me: John, whats yours ?
her: mine's HB8.
her: yada yada yada
me: yada yada yada. Fluff talk, nothing fancy, regular conversation. No ****y & funny, no jokes, just me being me and not needing to throw massive game down.
me: We should hang out sometime. Give me your number so we could set up a date sometime soon.
her: sure, my number's 603-413-2340
Its that easy guys. Granted she may flake, but for all of you that grab the balls and approach someone when their guard is down and there's no competition in site, the better chance u have to get laid.
REmember, for every rejection you get, you're closer and closer to getting laid.
PS: Call that number. Its the 'rejection hotline'. Its funny as hell.
So I make sure my balls are still there........ Check !
So i approach:
me: Hey, i just wanted you to know that you're the most beautiful woman I've seen today and I just had to meet you.
her: Why thank you, thats the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time. Whats your name ?
me: John, whats yours ?
her: mine's HB8.
her: yada yada yada
me: yada yada yada. Fluff talk, nothing fancy, regular conversation. No ****y & funny, no jokes, just me being me and not needing to throw massive game down.
me: We should hang out sometime. Give me your number so we could set up a date sometime soon.
her: sure, my number's 603-413-2340
Its that easy guys. Granted she may flake, but for all of you that grab the balls and approach someone when their guard is down and there's no competition in site, the better chance u have to get laid.
REmember, for every rejection you get, you're closer and closer to getting laid.
PS: Call that number. Its the 'rejection hotline'. Its funny as hell.