To bang a couger or not..that is the question

[MtnMan]

Might be a bit silly of a question but I am going to pose it anyway.
I have been chatting with this 42yo woman from an OLD website. She contacted me, and I basically tried some online game for practice sake only. And yes, I realize practicing any kind of game on a cougar is like practicing parallel parking with a skateboard.

Anyways, She looks great for her age, looks 30-35 at the oldest. She basically told me as directly as possible without coming right out and directly saying it that she is DTF with NSA. I've never been one to have a cougar fetish, and honestly I have never been with a chick who was not at least a couple years younger than me. I have met some cougars over the years that are hot, and I would have loved to have a go with, but its not a fetish of mine.
I was thinking about just giving her my number and letting her pursue me and leaving it at that.

Possible positives here:
1) have fun night with some chick who is DTF
2) be able to say i banged a cougar (obviously not impressive to any man with any real sense of 'game')
3) ???

Possible negatives
1) she turns out to be crazy and stalks me and/or burns my house down
2) scarred for life for banging a chick whos SMV is 20 years past prime while mine is just coming into its prime
3) Turns out to be my friends mom, and he catches us
4)??

Any thoughts on this? I better get my flame suit on.

 

[user43770]

I would. You're over thinking it, bud. If you're attracted to her, then why wouldn't you fvck her?

 

[MtnMan]

I would. You're over thinking it, bud. If you're attracted to her, then why wouldn't you fvck her?

true. I'm still working out my beta-afc. I have these strange moments where I still think like a chick.

 

[Eternal_water]

If you don't want her, give her my details.

 

[VladPatton]

Let's face it, man, any 42yr old woman telling you she's DTF isn't fully sane. Don't bring her to your house if you do decide to hit it. Your paranoia is not unjustified.

 

[El Payaso]

42 years old? At this point, banging her would be like throwing a hot dog into a Superbowl stadium.

 

[dasein]

Anyways, She looks great for her age, looks 30-35 at the oldest.

1. The pictures you have seen look good. You have no idea what she looks like yet.
2. Ask her out on a date. Meet out. Then if you like what you see and things go well, decide how to proceed then. Why are you worrying here instead of doing that? Your worries on this are all premature.
3. Why on earth would you "give her your number and let her pursue you?" Are you a teenage girl? Why wouldn't you take the simple steps necessary to get face to face and then decide quickly whether to spend more time? Never ever leave the ball in a woman's court expecting any meaningful results; you will waste tons of time doing this. Take the reins and get the answers you need to move forward quickly to the next step whatever that may be.

As far as flame suit, well, sorry to say but you deserve to get flamed some here. Your post is in the persona and style of a note-passing preteen girl. That's cool, I'm just a cranky old man on the internet. Don't worry about things so much, not much at stake here, just make a plan and execute the plan. Good luck.

 

[pdx1138]

dude, go for it. have some free poon fun!

I did a cougar once...it was NSA fun!

 

[trent_afc]

I'd totally bang a cougar again.

And what dasein said.

 

[Johnny Alias]

I've banged many cougars... just don't get involved in an LTR. She can't have a kid anymore. The odds are VERY against this.

I know that might sound stupid, but if you're attracted to her and find yourself spending LOTS of time with her then guess what? You're in a relationship. They're good too. Sex is GREAT. They cater to your every whim. Buy you stuff. Before you know it 4 months have gone by. Things get weird. She gets jealous. Wonders about the future... and you, because youre a sap... have developed feelings for her.

Keep it to a once every two week thing. If she has a problem with that then she's really looking for something more and that will create issues.

Don't dismiss my words. There are lots of cougars that are VERY attractive and great in the sack. Just remember they are on their way out and they know it. This can create clinginess, desperation, jealousy, etc. Imagine being the hottest chick in the room and all of a sudden you're a footnote no one is paying attention to. That crushes these chicks. Sometimes they focus that ANGER on you. Don't be that guy.

Believe me I've been there.

 

[thatfeel]

I've banged many cougars... just don't get involved in an LTR. She can't have a kid anymore. The odds are VERY against this.

I know that might sound stupid, but if you're attracted to her and find yourself spending LOTS of time with her then guess what? You're in a relationship. They're good too. Sex is GREAT. They cater to your every whim. Buy you stuff. Before you know it 4 months have gone by. Things get weird. She gets jealous. Wonders about the future... and you, because youre a sap... have developed feelings for her.

Keep it to a once every two week thing. If she has a problem with that then she's really looking for something more and that will create issues.

Don't dismiss my words. There are lots of cougars that are VERY attractive and great in the sack. Just remember they are on their way out and they know it. This can create clinginess, desperation, jealousy, etc. Imagine being the hottest chick in the room and all of a sudden you're a footnote no one is paying attention to. That crushes these chicks. Sometimes they focus that ANGER on you. Don't be that guy.

Believe me I've been there.

This guy knows exactly what's going on because I'm there right now.

 

[gravityeyelids]

Blow your load inside her.

 

[MtnMan]

this thread is starting to get priceless!

 

[BeDJ]

You are way over-thinking this, especially since nothing has happened off-screen. I'm not familiar with gaming cougars online, but I'm sure it's much easier than hot, young pieces of ass that get more challenging every year.

These cougars are open about sexuality because they want to believe "They still got it." That's why young guys get their pick of the euthanization litter. Assuming you aren't obese with Cheetohs crumbs in your beard, you'll have a 75% chance of fvcking her on the first meeting. This is where you can practice BOLD game as you would a butter face. A second date is not worth the investment if she has the half plus seven age advantage. Get drunk, get sloppy, pop in a few pills and smash it. You can do all sorts of nasty, use her to practice dominance in the bedroom. She'll come back for a least a few more poundings so you can call her up when you feel lonely, as not to express that with other, more viable plates.

As always, you can do much better.

 

[thelastmanonearth]

Buy a vibrating **** ring and kink ****, meet her and have a hotel room ready, have a backup booty call if it doesn't go as planned. A couple bottles of wine, one to drink, one to pour on her tits and drink as she sucks you hard. Good luck.

 

[Johnny Alias]

These cougars are open about sexuality because they want to believe "They still got it." That's why young guys get their pick of the euthanization litter.

BAHAHA! True.

 

[Groverz]

They know what they are doing, go for it. They might spoil it for other women though. Sometimes they are really good.

 

[rascal99v]

Want to bang a cougar? Bang a cougar when you're 42. Stick with young women for now. Cougars are just older b!tchier women with anger problems that have worn out pvssies. That doesn't sound too appealing to me. Especially when stretch marks, loose saggy skin, and wrinkles are involved.

Dude, you're getting way ahead of yourself here. You haven't even met up yet. And these guys are talking about a possible relationship? LOL. Her pictures could be from like 7 years ago. You are also having negative ideas about her. Giving her higher value already. All a total fail. Meet up with her if you want and see how it goes. Nothing is a guarantee until you meet up. Computer chats mean nothing. You should know that from being on match.com.

You're on match.com. There are tons of chicks you can meet on there. Why not talk to hotter younger girls? instead of trying to bang some pre menopausal woman who's glory days are well behind her.

She can't have a kid anymore

I beg to differ my friend. A 41 year old women that I work with just had an "accident". She is having a boy and is freaked out about it. Some women can still be fertile until 45. Make sure you give good sound advice before you post.

 

[Johnny Alias]

Want to bang a cougar?


I beg to differ my friend. A 41 year old women that I work with just had an "accident". She is having a boy and is freaked out about it. Some women can still be fertile until 45. Make sure you give good sound advice before you post.

I said the odds are very against this smart guy... And they are. When a woman hits her 40s her eggs are very old causing a much higher incidence of miscarriages, birth defects, plus the odds of her getting pregnant in the first place go down dramatically. At 43 a woman has a 1% chance of getting pregnant per month. This goes up to 5 with medical help. Even if she's successful there is a 38% miscarriage rate. These can be looked up on internet.

I said rare. Of course it can happen but the odds go down hugely at 40. Ask an obgyn if you even know what that is. Have a nice day.

 

[MtnMan]

you guys really took this ball and ran with it. Here we are talking pregnancy and relationships. :crackup: