To All The Niceguys

[Juan_Man]

To every guy that walks on the outside of a sidewalk.

To every guy that cooks dinner for her.

To every guy that regrets hurting her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that wasn't just trying to get laid.

To every guy that actually listened.

To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face.

TO EVERY GUY THAT PRAYS THAT SHE IS HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT WITH HER.

This one is for you...

I happened to get this email from a girl on myspace.com. Needless to say, I have been talking with her for about two weeks and we haven't even met yet (I've asked her once already). I guess that makes me a nice guy.

 

[Mr. Unique]

pathetic

 

[reyalp]

To every guy that does all of the above.......learn to masturbate, Don Juans are going to be banging your women.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by reyalp
To every guy that does all of the above.......learn to masturbate, Don Juans are going to be banging your women.

The line starts right here DJ's!!!!

 

[Badmannaz]

Originally posted by Mr. Unique
pathetic

:crackup: fVckin Hilarious!! i saw that and bugged the f*ck up

I feel like a b!tch cuz just the other day (last week) i sat in the cold walked like 1/2 mile just to see a girl for 25 min and she wasn't even my girl..she was my friends i just thought she was EXTREMELY HOTT!!

yea i'm RAFC NOW i realized how ****ty my life iz

 

[Socialreject]

To every guy that walks on the outside of a sidewalk. - I walk wherever i want to... does that count?

To every guy that cooks dinner for her. - Hey i cook! I like cooking, so sue me! Like hell i'm not also eating the food after i'm done cooking though...

To every guy that regrets hurting her. - I regret hurting people sometimes, but mostly i just think they are a bunch of whiners.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants. - I always know which one i want, but usually end up making out with the one who is gonna put out.

To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." - Sure it can! It can wait till after foreplay ^^

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." - Ok, there is nothing WRONG with this one, especially if it's a flat out lie.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. - This guy must be on welfare

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. - I do this sometimes, nothing wrong with that.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because. - no comment...

To every guy that said he would die for her. - only if it's from a heart attack after tomany orgasms

To every guy that really would. - No RLY

To every guy that did what she wanted to do. - Like go down on me?

To every guy that cried in front of her. - I did this once, was after she told me she would never leave me and we'd be together forever... note i'm single...

To every guy that she cried in front of. - Hey i resent that, i'm pretty funny sometimes!

To every guy that holds hands with her. - I like holding hands... makes it easyer to shove the hand down your pants whenever you feel like it.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning. - I kiss with ful conviction and passion, always, moreso when i'm horny, which is always.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. - Nothing wrong with that, aslong as it doesn't take ages to stop being sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. - There is always a reason!

To every guy who would give their jacket up. - I do this all the time, espeically when it's to hot and i dunno wtf to do with it.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. - Only if my favorit socks are in the laundry that she took with her.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. - another welfare type..

To every guy that would give his seat up. - I always have a spare seat, it's called my lap.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle. - every guy that wants JUST this must have his **** on ice.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. - That is just a flat out lie

To every guy who told his secrets to her. - is insane yes

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath. - sounds exhausting

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. - oh come on, everyone thinks this at some point... some people just never get over it.

To every guy that believed in her dreams. - I stopped believing in fairy tales a long time ago tbh.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them. - Take her to Disneyland?

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. - Is a fvcking master of self control.

To every guy that walked her to her car. - What kind of car?

To every guy that wasn't just trying to get laid. - OK, 'just', that's a bit to hard core for me... but i'm always trying that yah.

To every guy that actually listened. - for more than 5 minutes? For anything starting with 'i have this issue', 'i want to talk', 'my car broke....', 'there is this guy', 'my best friend...','my mom/dad/generic sibling', 'i think you/we should...'.

To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face. - awww... i'd never give away a kidney, and those i don't really need both! Go figure!

TO EVERY GUY THAT PRAYS THAT SHE IS HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT WITH HER. - I do this all the time, then they stop calling.

 

[JackPrescott]

I am the opposite of the nice guys. I am the guy she wants. I am the guy who is after other women, who is too busy to call, who is making out with the slut at the bar, who is having sex with a hoochie, who drinks too much, smokes in front of her, even though she hates cigarette smoke, who wont pursue her, who makes her wait, who goes out too many times a week, and who might cuddle with her, only if she agrees to some "Back Door Man" action.