Tired of sh!t tests? Get good at them here!

[Da Realist]

Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?

Answer 1: (If this is your first Christmas together) Same thing you got me last year.

Answer 2: I'm getting you out of those clothes.

 

[Energy25]

I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."

 

[keepitirie]

Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?

reframe: wait a sec! i thought you were on the naughty list!

sh1t test: you're weird =]

 

[moneyisking]

reframe: well the exit is right over there

sh!t test: Can you hand me the bag?

 

[Trunks]

reframe: nah, a little make-up will do for you

sh1t test: you could use some exercise

 

[Nexus Polaris]

reframe: *pause* ...............*shrug* Okay. *start taking off pants*

sh1t test: Do I look fat in this outfit?

 

[Nexus Polaris]

I also had to comment on this one.....

Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?

A white Christmas ......and a towel.

 

[Jitterbug]

Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?

Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.

Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.

You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.

 

[kody_starr]

The less attractive you are to a female, that is, the less value you have to her, the more of these tests you are going to get. Get your own sh1t together, and you'll face fewer if any sh1t tests.

I can tell you from first hand experience, if you are attractive in multiple ways, you will be the one doing the screening, rather than the females.

 

[keepitirie]

Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?

Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.

Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.

You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.

sorry... i guess what i meant was... "TIRED OF GETTING OWNED BY SH!T TESTS?!"

 

[Energy25]

I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."

 

[I'm in the Mood]

I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."

"Then get me in a nicer mood."

This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."

Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.

Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.

 

[Dante420]

"Then get me in a nicer mood."

This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."

Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.

Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.

"Ya me to, we should arrange a play date for them"