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Tips For Snagging a Waitress
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Inspector Clouseau
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Galactus if you're still around, or really anyone who has restaurant experience, what is it like being a waiter? How does being a waiter affect your social life?
Today I had a job interview and will know within short time whether I get the job, which is expected. Anyone who is familiar with the mexican restaurant chain, it's for a Chevy's.
I want to know if waitresses generally only date the fellow staff, generally date non-co-workers, or is generally mixed. I imagine demanding/inconsistent schedules place good pressure on any non-work related dating or relationship; is this correct or not? If I am correct, I have future booty to deal with.
If anything, if I do get the job, I will get great first-hand insight on just how pathetic and stupid men can be.
The Inspector
Today I had a job interview and will know within short time whether I get the job, which is expected. Anyone who is familiar with the mexican restaurant chain, it's for a Chevy's.
I want to know if waitresses generally only date the fellow staff, generally date non-co-workers, or is generally mixed. I imagine demanding/inconsistent schedules place good pressure on any non-work related dating or relationship; is this correct or not? If I am correct, I have future booty to deal with.
If anything, if I do get the job, I will get great first-hand insight on just how pathetic and stupid men can be.
The Inspector
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Great post, Galactus! Any tips for female bartenders...or pretty much the same vibe?!
Interesting that a couple guys revived this thread, because I had something I was going to add anyway.
Yesterday this chump gave a waitress a 50 dollar tip. He waved the money in front of her tits and said, "Can I put it in there?" She said sure, and leaned forward while he stuffed it in her bra.
I asked her what his name was. She said, "How the fvck do I know? Who cares?" My point exactly.
Guys guys guys guys guys! Please learn from this idiot, so his sacrifice will not have been in vain. He wasted 50 bucks, in addition to the cost of his meal, for the thrill of copping a feel. And that's the only thrill he's ever going to get from this chick.
I know his thinking: She's gonna be impressed because I gave her so much money. Next time I come in here, I'll leave her another fifty, and then she'll start remembering me. Sooner or later, she's going to be so turned on by my generosity, she'll be dying to fvck me.
There's better odds of Jupiter colliding with Earth.
If you want to really understand just how sad the male gender is, get a restaurant job. I'm convinced the enlightened men, like most of us that visit this website, only make up about 1%, or less.
Even the really good-looking guys are clueless. the only competition I have at work is this cook, a Mexican guy that the chicks all think is hotter than Antonio Banderas. If I was this guy, I'd have to beat the bytches off with a stick. But I watch how he acts with the waitresses, and he gets nowhere with them. They like to hug him, and he plays grab-ass with a couple of them, but that's as far as it goes.
He bragged to me about one girl that works there, came in drunk one Saturday night and let him touch her breast. Then I told him about the time she blew me for a half hour, and then I fvcked her. That pissed him off, which was really funny.
Just remember, if you meet a girl and wages depend to some degree on getting a tip or commission from selling you something, she's only being nice so you will give her your money.
That's also why she looks so hot. Waitresses put on makeup, open the top three or four buttons of their blouses, and wear extrememly tight pants, just to get your money. Sorry, they don't give a sh!t about you, stud.
I don't know what else to add to my original post, so now I'll address the questions.
Clouseau(Love your movies): Being a waiter is great for my social life. I don't go to bars, so it's my main place for meeting chicks. And I work with a bunch of fine ones.
Most waitresses are already in relationships when they start working there, but that means diddly, in my opinion. I've met a couple that say they don't date guys they work with, a mentality I don't get, and which I don't totally believe, since I had caveman sex with one of these girls several times.
Yeah, the conflicting schedules can sometimes be a pain in the ass, but sometimes they don't conflict at all. Working with the same chick every weeknight, you can really bond with her to the point where she loves being with you and you're on her mind a lot. The nights you're not there, she's thinking about you and looking forward to the next time.
On the other hand, if you work different shifts, or different days, whatever, it can be a pain, but if she's interested, she'll make the effort.
Where I work, my schedule is pretty consistent, but yeah, it can take its toll on you. I was awake for over forty hours straight before I finally passed out this morning at about 5am. Then my brother called and woke me at 10am. But I really love my job, so I deal with it.
Yes, you will get that insight. I'd love to know what you think about these chumps after you've worked there for awhile. If you ever need to know how to act around women, just look at them, and do the opposite.
Stroke Artist: I haven't worked in a bar for many years, but from what I do know, I would have to say it works the same way. At a busy bar with a pretty female bartender, just imagine how many guys hit on her. Only in this situation she's probably even less impressed by you because your eyes are red, you're slurring your words, and you're breathing Budweiser in her face. Sexy.
Be a fairly frequent customer, don't act like you're blown away by how hot she is, and show some class.
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"For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible."
- Russell Crowe
Yesterday this chump gave a waitress a 50 dollar tip. He waved the money in front of her tits and said, "Can I put it in there?" She said sure, and leaned forward while he stuffed it in her bra.
I asked her what his name was. She said, "How the fvck do I know? Who cares?" My point exactly.
Guys guys guys guys guys! Please learn from this idiot, so his sacrifice will not have been in vain. He wasted 50 bucks, in addition to the cost of his meal, for the thrill of copping a feel. And that's the only thrill he's ever going to get from this chick.
I know his thinking: She's gonna be impressed because I gave her so much money. Next time I come in here, I'll leave her another fifty, and then she'll start remembering me. Sooner or later, she's going to be so turned on by my generosity, she'll be dying to fvck me.
There's better odds of Jupiter colliding with Earth.
If you want to really understand just how sad the male gender is, get a restaurant job. I'm convinced the enlightened men, like most of us that visit this website, only make up about 1%, or less.
Even the really good-looking guys are clueless. the only competition I have at work is this cook, a Mexican guy that the chicks all think is hotter than Antonio Banderas. If I was this guy, I'd have to beat the bytches off with a stick. But I watch how he acts with the waitresses, and he gets nowhere with them. They like to hug him, and he plays grab-ass with a couple of them, but that's as far as it goes.
He bragged to me about one girl that works there, came in drunk one Saturday night and let him touch her breast. Then I told him about the time she blew me for a half hour, and then I fvcked her. That pissed him off, which was really funny.
Just remember, if you meet a girl and wages depend to some degree on getting a tip or commission from selling you something, she's only being nice so you will give her your money.
That's also why she looks so hot. Waitresses put on makeup, open the top three or four buttons of their blouses, and wear extrememly tight pants, just to get your money. Sorry, they don't give a sh!t about you, stud.
I don't know what else to add to my original post, so now I'll address the questions.
Clouseau(Love your movies): Being a waiter is great for my social life. I don't go to bars, so it's my main place for meeting chicks. And I work with a bunch of fine ones.
Most waitresses are already in relationships when they start working there, but that means diddly, in my opinion. I've met a couple that say they don't date guys they work with, a mentality I don't get, and which I don't totally believe, since I had caveman sex with one of these girls several times.
Yeah, the conflicting schedules can sometimes be a pain in the ass, but sometimes they don't conflict at all. Working with the same chick every weeknight, you can really bond with her to the point where she loves being with you and you're on her mind a lot. The nights you're not there, she's thinking about you and looking forward to the next time.
On the other hand, if you work different shifts, or different days, whatever, it can be a pain, but if she's interested, she'll make the effort.
Where I work, my schedule is pretty consistent, but yeah, it can take its toll on you. I was awake for over forty hours straight before I finally passed out this morning at about 5am. Then my brother called and woke me at 10am. But I really love my job, so I deal with it.
Yes, you will get that insight. I'd love to know what you think about these chumps after you've worked there for awhile. If you ever need to know how to act around women, just look at them, and do the opposite.
Stroke Artist: I haven't worked in a bar for many years, but from what I do know, I would have to say it works the same way. At a busy bar with a pretty female bartender, just imagine how many guys hit on her. Only in this situation she's probably even less impressed by you because your eyes are red, you're slurring your words, and you're breathing Budweiser in her face. Sexy.
Be a fairly frequent customer, don't act like you're blown away by how hot she is, and show some class.
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"For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible."
- Russell Crowe
Question with closing, my current Achilles heel:
How would you close with one of these women? Say the ones you worked with/saw regularly?
My personal weakness is coffee baristas, but the same prinicples doubtless apply.
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Chicks don't think. Chicks feel.
How would you close with one of these women? Say the ones you worked with/saw regularly?
My personal weakness is coffee baristas, but the same prinicples doubtless apply.
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Chicks don't think. Chicks feel.
galactus: good advice in general, but I'll be damned if I purposely spend 4 hours each week and $10 each time in a restaurant just to raise the interest of some chick. Still, it's it good to know the right etiquete (SP?) whenever I find myself in a restaurant.
I was wondering when someone was going to say something like that. I agree, if the pu$$y is all you're there for, you're probably better off going after some other chick. I'm just saying, this is how you get a waitress. Considering the way they think, in general, this is probably the best way to do it that I know of. There are exceptions to all rules, of course, but if you're not willing to do these things, then forget about waitresses. If you know better techniques, I'd love to read about them.
Inspector Clouseau
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Ah legalized prositution, that's what it boils down to. But, don't be her client, be her Pimp Daddy. Heh. 
I'm thinking there's actually more truth in that than on the surface. If a waitress is really hot, and you're banging her, you not only have access to her splendid sexuality, but you're feeding off of her tips; you WANT her getting all those $50-in-the-breast chumps. The more men are sad, the happier you are.
I have always heard women moan about oh how men are such pigs, oh how men are so pathetic, oh how the only desirable men are either taken or are gay... but outside a few very rare events, I've never seen the male gender in action. I have however seen just how many guys are chumps, like last night in a Cali-Mex restaurant which I swore had to have been chump night; except for one guy at the very end of my visit, there wasn't one ounce of masculinity to be had. I was disgusted by the chumpiness of all the guys and equally disgusted by their pathetic chump wives. Even the oldies music playing overhead was all chump music -- about oh how I call you all the time and am always there for you. What the...?
I truly look forward to the new job. I only must wait for the general manager to get back in town today from vacation, and clear up the issue whether my class schedule preventing me from working weekday lunch shifts is a problem seeing I only have one month left in the semester.
I have already identified three guys there who will serve no competition for me -- one host, waiter, busser. The waiter I know from high school, a DJ, but apparently has sworn off waitresses. Considering the statistics of finding a DJ, and already ruling out the one DJ, who I will buddy up with, my hunting might already be set. I plan to first lay it low and scope everything out, learn of any politics, learn who is dating who, and map out all the women for their strengths and weaknesses, to better customize the seduction.
I was thinking there's one thing a waiter can easily do that is hard, or to the very least very expensive, for a customer to accomplish. A waiter can flirt with all the waitresses in such manner he doesn't give special focus on any particular one, making them wonder and inwardly feel jealous towards the other waitresses. A customer can hardly control who he gets and for that hour or so is stuck with one waitress, or 50% of the time a waiter; he can only sit at his table or use the restroom, while the waiter is a moving target. The customer pays for the premium channel on an hourly basis while the waiter performs with the porn star for free!
There's one thing about the scheduling aspect I had in mind, which was that by having a fluid weekly schedule, and working when everyone is typically not, that helps cut the connection the waitresses have with the outside dating world. "Please! Please Inspector! Solve my crime and interrogate me! Oui?" they will cry. Oui, oui, oui.
I think the advice should be if you want to snag a waitress, get an inside job.
The Inspector
I'm thinking there's actually more truth in that than on the surface. If a waitress is really hot, and you're banging her, you not only have access to her splendid sexuality, but you're feeding off of her tips; you WANT her getting all those $50-in-the-breast chumps. The more men are sad, the happier you are.
I have always heard women moan about oh how men are such pigs, oh how men are so pathetic, oh how the only desirable men are either taken or are gay... but outside a few very rare events, I've never seen the male gender in action. I have however seen just how many guys are chumps, like last night in a Cali-Mex restaurant which I swore had to have been chump night; except for one guy at the very end of my visit, there wasn't one ounce of masculinity to be had. I was disgusted by the chumpiness of all the guys and equally disgusted by their pathetic chump wives. Even the oldies music playing overhead was all chump music -- about oh how I call you all the time and am always there for you. What the...?
I truly look forward to the new job. I only must wait for the general manager to get back in town today from vacation, and clear up the issue whether my class schedule preventing me from working weekday lunch shifts is a problem seeing I only have one month left in the semester.
I have already identified three guys there who will serve no competition for me -- one host, waiter, busser. The waiter I know from high school, a DJ, but apparently has sworn off waitresses. Considering the statistics of finding a DJ, and already ruling out the one DJ, who I will buddy up with, my hunting might already be set. I plan to first lay it low and scope everything out, learn of any politics, learn who is dating who, and map out all the women for their strengths and weaknesses, to better customize the seduction.
I was thinking there's one thing a waiter can easily do that is hard, or to the very least very expensive, for a customer to accomplish. A waiter can flirt with all the waitresses in such manner he doesn't give special focus on any particular one, making them wonder and inwardly feel jealous towards the other waitresses. A customer can hardly control who he gets and for that hour or so is stuck with one waitress, or 50% of the time a waiter; he can only sit at his table or use the restroom, while the waiter is a moving target. The customer pays for the premium channel on an hourly basis while the waiter performs with the porn star for free!
There's one thing about the scheduling aspect I had in mind, which was that by having a fluid weekly schedule, and working when everyone is typically not, that helps cut the connection the waitresses have with the outside dating world. "Please! Please Inspector! Solve my crime and interrogate me! Oui?" they will cry. Oui, oui, oui.
I think the advice should be if you want to snag a waitress, get an inside job.
The Inspector
Glad this topic is back too. Since you are a waiter I was wondering what your technique for getting dates with customers. It would seem to me that you don't have a lot of time for idle chit chat.
What's the best way to seduce the customer?
Since you are on the service end, what is the best way for you to tell if a customer (female) likes you or just likes your service?
A dissertation would be appreciated. Perhaps you should start a new topic for this and post it as a tip. There are many DJ's on the board who work in the service field.
What's the best way to seduce the customer?
Since you are on the service end, what is the best way for you to tell if a customer (female) likes you or just likes your service?
A dissertation would be appreciated. Perhaps you should start a new topic for this and post it as a tip. There are many DJ's on the board who work in the service field.
Clownboy
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Got me a waitress last night (and I was a customer). It was also my first "hit" since I found this site. Thanks guys!
Inspector Clouseau
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I am in shock right now because I juuust now picked up a Hooters waitress, on my very first visit, and she gave me every sign in the book of high interest. It was so blatantly obvious it's shocking. Shocking I say! I have never seen such blatant high interest from any woman in my entire life, most especially with a waitress, most especially a Hooters waitress.
It wasn't so much I picked her up rather than she picked me up. While I was eating dinner, I was going through my playbook of all the moves she'd make if she had high interest, and play after play she made the move.
The Inspector
It wasn't so much I picked her up rather than she picked me up. While I was eating dinner, I was going through my playbook of all the moves she'd make if she had high interest, and play after play she made the move.
The Inspector
Clouseau: Great job! You and Clownboy are living proof.
The golden rule in picking up women should be:
If she doesn't show interest, don't bother. This may raise her interest, but if it doesn't, don't bother.
Really, why waste your time?
Paradox: I don't have really great luck picking up customers. They're usually with someone else when they're flirting with me. But sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes a girl will personally deliver to me a big tip, and once I successfully picked a girl up that way, because it led to a short conversation in which I got her number. My best shot is with the repeat customers. If I do a good job and turn on the charm, they often will request me on their next visit. I get mixed results. Sometimes I do good when I work fast, other times when they get to know me.
Honestly, I do much better with my female coworkers. But let me ponder this a bit, and maybe I can give you a better answer.
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"For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible."
- Russell Crowe
The golden rule in picking up women should be:
If she doesn't show interest, don't bother. This may raise her interest, but if it doesn't, don't bother.
Really, why waste your time?
Paradox: I don't have really great luck picking up customers. They're usually with someone else when they're flirting with me. But sometimes I get lucky. Sometimes a girl will personally deliver to me a big tip, and once I successfully picked a girl up that way, because it led to a short conversation in which I got her number. My best shot is with the repeat customers. If I do a good job and turn on the charm, they often will request me on their next visit. I get mixed results. Sometimes I do good when I work fast, other times when they get to know me.
Honestly, I do much better with my female coworkers. But let me ponder this a bit, and maybe I can give you a better answer.
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"For anybody who's on the downside of advantage and relying purely on courage... it's possible."
- Russell Crowe
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Your talking about waitress' making less then minnimum wage and giving a three dollar tip. I reasturant min is 2.75 or something. A three dollar tip is more then they make in an hour???
All the waiters I know who work waiters min to min wage that the general rule is $1.10 means good service or the 15% rule
But at a resturant where the means range from $4-15 (a small dinner) then you'd order a $10 meal generally. 15% is $1.50 your $3 tip would be 30% and a nice tip. She'd think about the money.
If you order a $20 meal go right ahead. But at an average reasturant unless your ordering top list of the menu your not gonna be tipping three dollars.
Personally I know lots of people who have and do work reasturants. I disagree with this article. On average women don't date on work.
What you discribed was a plesant customer, with manner, that doesn't get you a date, that keeps the staff happy.
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
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i agree with what Golden Leaf was saying in his confusing reply, lol. the basic thing i understood from it was that DONT BE the AFC by tipping based on how good she looks. the bottom line is, that waitress is no better than the girl customer shes serving...
generally, i leave a TWO dollar tip minimum, but it depends how much work she actually did, how many ppl there are sitting with me, etc...when tipping, imagine its a dude that was serving you if that'll prevent you from following your AFC instinct of leaving her a large tip for the sake of impressing her, lol.
I hate to disagree with galactus, but picking up the waitress is a very bad idea...you could wait until its not busy, but she had tons of dudes hitting on her, her boss is watching her, etc...she doesnt have time to talk to you in the workplace, hopefully you can find her on the street and work some C/F on her like,
"that food you served me was pretty bad, i hope you dont cook like that at home!"
"i hear they actually have nice waitresses at XYZ restaurant down the street, i was headed down there for lunch, come along with me...you can treat me with that tip i left you"
stuff like that...but generally a bad idea to work on her while shes working, unless shes a ditz, lol, id appreciate feedback on my viewpoint
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generally, i leave a TWO dollar tip minimum, but it depends how much work she actually did, how many ppl there are sitting with me, etc...when tipping, imagine its a dude that was serving you if that'll prevent you from following your AFC instinct of leaving her a large tip for the sake of impressing her, lol.
I hate to disagree with galactus, but picking up the waitress is a very bad idea...you could wait until its not busy, but she had tons of dudes hitting on her, her boss is watching her, etc...she doesnt have time to talk to you in the workplace, hopefully you can find her on the street and work some C/F on her like,
"that food you served me was pretty bad, i hope you dont cook like that at home!"
"i hear they actually have nice waitresses at XYZ restaurant down the street, i was headed down there for lunch, come along with me...you can treat me with that tip i left you"
stuff like that...but generally a bad idea to work on her while shes working, unless shes a ditz, lol, id appreciate feedback on my viewpoint
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Reading this, lo these many years later, no longer a waiter, I have to say:
Hey, thanks for the info, Galactus!
But nowadays, I think it's probably all right to whip out the cell phone. Sh!t, she'll probably be talking on one while taking your order. Or texting.
Hey, thanks for the info, Galactus!
But nowadays, I think it's probably all right to whip out the cell phone. Sh!t, she'll probably be talking on one while taking your order. Or texting.
after reading this advice it had me thinking. this sounds more like a tutorial of how to ACT in a restaraunt not how to pick-up a waitress. i rarely, if ever try to hit on waitresses for many reasons. 1)they are mostly all banging the cook, the bus boy, and/or the manager 2)they all have boyfriends, well the good looking ones my age do anyways 3)you're not the only guy trying to hit on her, way too much competition in my opinion to even bother
