TIP: How NOT to approach women

[ELITE_WOMANIZER]

ok, blitz, let me clarify something.

when i said he would have gotten her if he was funny, i didnt mean he would have sex wth hwer, what i meant was, she wouldnt have disliked him if he were funny. Humor makes people like ppl, if you didnt notice. Humor is a powerful thing, it makes ppl like ppl(as a person, not anything to do with attraction).

with that in mind, she wouldnt be thinkig "ewww, i dont like him" she would be thinknig "hey, hes actually a funny guy...hes not so bad" so he would have gotten her to accept him, and increase his chances of getting her number.

im didnt get anywhere in this post about him ****ing her. this was purely about approach.

you obviously dont know anything about women blitz, so shut the fvck up.

its not like women only give their number to a guy becuase shes sexually attracted to him. im sure plenty of women have met some really funny and interesting gay guys, and exchanged numbers.

it just goes to show, a woman doesnt have to be sexually attracted to you, she just has to like you enough(not sexually) for her to be willing to give you her number,.

 

[Nosferatu]

Elite, do us a favor and fix up your grammar and punctuation, will you?

It's too much work to read your posts. Don't you think that this affects your credibility?

Nosferatu

 

[aznbreakerjrey]

Wow, elite this makes sense. Props man

 

[xblitz44x]

when i said he would have gotten her if he was funny, i didnt mean he would have sex wth hwer, what i meant was, she wouldnt have disliked him if he were funny.

Unfortunately, this board is centered around attracting women. Which means that we are not here to get women to like us because we are 'funny guys'. If she wants a funny guy she'll watch stand up comedy. A guy who is funny but NOT sexually attractive is A FRIEND. If this is what you want then by all means, rely soley on your humor.

so he would have gotten her to accept him, and increase his chances of getting her number

She would have given her number but ONLY because he was funny and she thinks of him as a fvcking jester for her amusement. Again Elite, if that's the look you're going for, the I give you props. You just said earlier that humor will not make her want to fvck you...so if she's giving out her phone number BASED on how funny he is, she's doing it ONLY because of how entertaining he is, not because he's sexy or because she wants to fvck him.

im didnt get anywhere in this post about him ****ing her. this was purely about approach

An approach means SHYT if it's not going to bring him closer to fvcking her. Unless you want to make a friend.

you obviously dont know anything about women blitz, so shut the fvck up.

Nice. You keep making these women laugh like a fvcking clown, I'll take them home later, nail them, drop my load on their stomach and return them back to your house so you can clean them up and make them laugh again. Deal.

its not like women only give their number to a guy becuase shes sexually attracted to him.

Right, but why are WE concerned with the OTHER reasons she gives us her number? We ONLY want her to give the number if she's sexually attracted! If she gives it because she likes us as a friend, the number is useless. If she gives it because we are entertaining, she's USING us and once again the number is useless. THE ONLY REASON we want to call these women is because deep down we want to fvck them. Later we might want it to evolve into MORE, but we AT LEAST want to fvck them which REQUIRES sexual attraction.

it just goes to show, a woman doesnt have to be sexually attracted to you, she just has to like you enough(not sexually) for her to be willing to give you her number

That about sums up one of your flaws. If you're collecting phone numbers then that is great. Entertain her and collect. But if you want to FVCK her or eventually start a relationship, she HAS to be sexually attracted to you. This board is not about making friends.

-Blitz

 

[Pursuivant]

Hei guys, calm down.
There's wise in ELITE_WOMANIZER words.

The funny part is certainly a HUGE PLUS, and that's something that most of us find extremely difficult to do.

So womanizer, could you spread some of your wisdom among the partisans?
Is it possible for boring AFCs to be funny?
Some examples about funny things you have said when introducing yourself to chicks will clearify that point. (i'm not planning to use your same techniques, but to develop mines from yours).

Make your name brighter in this site with some tips!

Blitz have written few of the most memmorables articles i've read in the forum, however, i'm sure that adding humour to the first steps of the conversation (read Blitz's 'Seductive conversation') will make it go much smoothly. and who know's, maybe it will help some of us to get laid more often.

It would be nice to read how can boring guys like me become funny guys like Womanizer.

I'll be expecting that post.

Great minds must work toguether. That's the basis of research, which is what people is doing in this web with their posts.

Yours,

The PURSUIVANT.

 

[Sir Shags Alot]

Originally posted by ELITE_WOMANIZER:
i was talking to a girl online, and i think you all can learn from the conversation i had with her.

you will learn the approach from her point of view.

playboy2001 is me, just to let you ppl know, incase there are idits readng this.

playb0y2001 : have you ever given a fake number out to a guy in real life?
playb0y2001 : some guy thatyou met at the mall or something?
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : yea
playb0y2001 : what was your reason?
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : becuz he wuz ugly
playb0y2001 : what did he look like?
playb0y2001 : how ugly?
playb0y2001 : by the way, your mean
playb0y2001 : but anyways
playb0y2001 : what was your reason
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : lol
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : thank u that was sweet
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : because i didn't like the way he looked
playb0y2001 : well what was it? did he have a pizza face? nerd with coke bottle glasses?
playb0y2001 : fat?
playb0y2001 : what?
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : lol no he had big earz
playb0y2001 : lol
playb0y2001 : what about everything else?
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : he didn't have anything in common with me
playb0y2001 : ok so he was also boring
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : yea
playb0y2001 : so how did it happen, just curious, did he just walk up to you? or what?
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : yea he just walked ^ to me becuz he just kept staring at me then he came
playb0y2001 : what was the first hing he said?
playb0y2001 : "hey baby"
playb0y2001 : lol
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : lol
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : no he asked me what my name was
playb0y2001 : oh
playb0y2001 : let me guess, before he even asked your name, you knew he liked you, right
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : yea
playb0y2001 : lol
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : lol
playb0y2001 : i figured, well, he deserved to get a fake number for being lame like that
playb0y2001 : and your mean, you need a spanking
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : LMAO
HoTnSpIcYcHiCk69305 : i do?????????


this was a segment taken from the conversation i had with her. As you can see, women are not dumb. they can tell if your interested. And asking for her name doesnt work (sorry pimpologist, it just doesnt). Now i could tell you all this. but it wouldnt have the effect that showing it to you from a real woman's point of view. you can learn alot about women when you are abe to see it in their point of view.

notice in the conversation she said she had nothing in common. this suggests that he attempted a conversation with her. she also revealed he was boring. this goes to show how humor is important in the first meet. and this also shows it takes more than a conersation to get a woman.

i honestly dont think it was only becuase he was ugly that got him the fake number. i know that he could have gotten her if he was funny, if he had approached her correctly(no name asking, no introducing yourself ever, every joe and his brother is doing that)And if he didnt show interest, notice she said she could tell he wanted her before he even asked her name. this shows that your body language and eye contact alone can easily give away that you want to fvck her brains out. And showing interst is a bad thing.

well, all of this is obvious to me. i wasnt a bit surprised when she told me. i just wanted have something to show this mb how women see thigs. and i hope you people learn alot from this post.

You are the master of vague info. You speak of general and broad topics. Why don't you give examples, instead of just explaining these theories of yours but never backing anything up. Honestly I think you are a master of BS. I bet you are some computer nerd that thinks getting some is spanking it to porn. So rosey palms give us some info that someone can actually use. I am not trying to be an ass I just would like to have some situations played out and see what you have to say. I want to know what you do that makes you think you are a dj. I need examples or I will basicly deem your posts as worthless!

 

[Dell SkyCat]

HAHAHAHA

 

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Originally posted by ELITE_WOMANIZER
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