This will work anywhere...

[wheelin&dealin]

Here's a line for you that will work anywhere.

You:"So, how do you feel about hanging out in (the city you are in at that moment)?".

Her:"Blah"

You:"There seems to be quite a few shady characters around here. A few more freaks than I'm normally used to."

Her: (Laughing)

You: (The Man)



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[tome4_DJ]

COOL

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Or try this opener...

If you see a few girls at a club dancing off of the dance floor.


You: "You're actually not allowed to dance right here."

Her: "Blah, Blah, Blah"(Puzzled look, like WTF)

You: "Yeah, you're gonna have to take it to the dance floor or just stop dancing completely."

Her: (She'll know you're kidding and by then you're already be money)


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[wheelin&dealin]

Or make an observation about a piece of clothing she's wearing...


You: "You're actually not allowed to wear boots that high."

Her: "Blah" (puzzled look)

You: "Yeah, you're gonna have to cut them down a bit... Do you have any sissors?"

Her: (wanting your c0ck)

Or


You: "You're actually not allowed to wear sandals."

Her: "Blah" (puzzled look)

You: "Yeah, you're only allowed to wear them in the summer months... So... you're gonna have to change."

Her: "Really?" (wanting your c0ck)

Or

You: "You're actually not allowed to wear sunglasses indoors."

Her: "Why not?" (Laughingly)

You: "Because, if I let you do it then everybody's gonna want to do it, and you don't want that to happen do you?"

Her: (wanting your c0ck)


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[wheelin&dealin]

If you see a girl with one of those girly martini glasses in her hand...


You: "Whats in that drink of yours?"

Her: "Blah, blah, vodka, cranberry juice, blah."

You: "Whats it called?"

Her: "A Blah-tini"

You: "Do you think it would be extremely girly if I ordered one of those?"

Her: "Blah, blah, blah..." (wanting your c0ck)

 

[Ron Juan]

THOSE LINES SUCK.. lol

Have you realized there are no other posts in this? Seriously man those are boring lines you might get a chuckle but girls will think you're a moron trying to flirt like that

hahahaha but really-- that was terrible

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[Olympian]

Originally posted by Ron Juan:
THOSE LINES SUCK.. lol

Have you realized there are no other posts in this? Seriously man those are boring lines you might get a chuckle but girls will think you're a moron trying to flirt like that

hahahaha but really-- that was terrible

naw, c'mon man, they gave a decent outline.

that last one with the drinks could def work.

the one about the clothes i can imagine getting some weird looks on. it's just that some of these u really have to make sure she'll get your humour and say it in the right way (cuz by themselves, these lines aren't great).

still, i like the drinks one and the city and dancefloor ones could work if given a slight variation.

 

[Shadow Dancer]

Nah man. Those lines are wack with an emphasis on "ack!". hahah. I say forget those pre-packaged lines and sayings. Nut it up and go talk to the girl without caring if she like's your rap or not.

Who knows, maybe those line work for you but I just go to a girl straight up. Introduce myself, ask her name, shake her hand, tell her why I came over to her and then ask for her number. Tell her I'll give her a call and let her know what the plans are.

Straight to the point. Quick and effective. Works almost every single time. No exaggeration. It's all about confidence. If you've got to come up with some sayings then it obvious you're not comfortable with yourself and need to work on your confidence.

I'm not trying to bust on you man. Just telling it straight to possibly help peeps out. Take care man!

 

[tome4_DJ]

I like the lines...

 

[JasonSteele]

Like Cancer too ?

 

[Rev]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
Or try this opener...

If you see a few girls at a club dancing off of the dance floor.


You: "You're actually not allowed to dance right here."

Her: "Blah, Blah, Blah"(Puzzled look, like WTF)

You: "Yeah, you're gonna have to take it to the dance floor or just stop dancing completely."

Her: (She'll know you're kidding and by then you're already be money)


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Ha Ha! Telling them to stop dancing or go to the dance floor is good

I'm gonna have to go to a club just to try this one out.

 

[Dr LuvSex]

Those lines would never work!

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[2N Turbo]

Tell the h0e straight up

"Do you taste as good as you look?"