"this" or "that"

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HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
 

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Originally posted by Saine
HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
F__ your best-friend and you still have a shot
Let him F___ her and you have heartbreak...

So, once again:

Have your male best-friend ƒuck a girl you have major oneitis for (and then have her fall for him)
- or -
ƒuck your bestfriend (and have a window of opportunity?
 

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Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
 

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Originally posted by Saine
Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
 

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Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by MVPlaya
I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
 

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Re: Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by Von Neuen
:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
OWWWWWW! I'd go with the nipples smashed.... omg makes my singe to think about papercut on eyeball....

ok...

Girl with super super fine body (10), but ugly face (like 3-4) - or girl with really gorgeous face (10 if you can imagine it) but real unshapely body (4-5)?
 

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Superfine body and not so good face.

Extremely tight pants that you could barely move around in or
baggy as hell pants that you might even trip if you dare run.
 

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baggy pants. Haven't read this threa dso will assume the following haven't been asked:

Sex with sister or French kissing your mother.

EDIT: but of course it has! I underestimate you people. Right, try this one instead.

getting a bl0wjob by your mother

or

Sucking c0ck on your dad.
 

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Get my **** sucked by my mother, I hated her.

Randomly choosing any official losers of this forum and have you suck his **** or drill a hole in a tree and have you **** that hole.
 

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ƒuck that tree in front of 50 people

Undergo sex-change surgery (genitals and facial restructuring through hormones)
. - OR -
Lose sight and hearing
 

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lose sight and hearing, no more annoying chicks to listen to or ugs to look at... besides, you can always feel hottie's bodies!


Eat Dog crap

or

drink cat pee
 

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drink cat pee

Eat a girl's ass (full on rimjob)
- OR -
Suck a guy's c0ck

(Neither has good hygiene)
 

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lmao :D

Give a girl a rim job!

Would you rather have a penis that is 1.5 inches at full erection or a huge 14 inch **** that is thicker than a cucumber?
 

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Inch and a half d ick. I'm all ready having trouble with my zuchini-thick dong.


Eat someone else's shi t or shallow someone else's phlegm?
 

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Yum yum! :) I'd eat both! If you would force me to stick to just one though... I guess I'd have to settle for just the fecal matter.

Be Bill Gates or Be Don Juan DeMarco?

(DJD being alive today of course)
 

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Is that a rhetorical question?! DJD!

Would you rather be the ugliest guy in the world but be the ULTIMATE Don Juan or be the hottest guy in the world and be the worlds biggest AFC???
 

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hottest, i wnt to do politics and ugly people just don't cut it... no matter their social tact. DJism could be learned. Although "ultimate" has a very appealing ring to it.

OK, would you rather:

DIE BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY
. . . . . - OR -
AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.
 

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Surprisingly...

AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.


Deep papercut on your gums (like, the gums under your front bottom teeth)? or papercut down your pee hole (like, a vertical papercut down your peehole)?

Diagram:

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Re: Re: Surprisingly...

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
haha nice diagram Von Neuen!!
i'll take the papercut in the gums.

would you rather have no balls or four balls? :D
FOUR BALLS!

I would be droppin the only motherload of a money shot!

(did somebody say *******?)

Screw a 90 year old woman or a young goat?
 

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90 year old.

Screw HB6
- OR -
Threesome with HB10 and other guy
 
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