This is wrong on all levels...

[Desdinova]

They have a license to fvck, but plan on never fvcking. What is the point of marriage?

Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.

http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

 

[Atom Smasher]

Utter nonsense. They've created a little world for themselves and made a pact, not unlike a suicide pact where a couple shuts out the world and a new reality grows.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with real Christianity and it's a shame they make a mockery of faith. God created sex for a married man and woman to enjoy, and in no way endorses abstinence except for very short periods if both are up for it. Interestingly He then commands them to reunite after a brief abstinence.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Maybe they're both secretly terrified of having kids or something, and are afraid to admit it to themselves.

Or they're afraid that after they bang, the magic will vanish, and they'll wake up one day and be ordinary, run of the mill trailer trash.

I just wonder why in the hell they decided to tell the world that they are in a voluntarily sexless marriage?

People only share information like that for a reason.

“Of course, we don’t lord it over any other couple who decides to have sex after marriage, but for us it’s about staying faithful to the abstinence message and the holiness involved with that,” says Jon who seems unbothered. “For us, true love waits, and waits, and waits.”

When people generally say they don't do something, that usually means they are doing it. (lording it over others, not secretly banging).

I suspect it's their way of claiming some kind of faith type superiority over their brethren. My faith is stronger than yours type of thing.

 

[Married Buried]

They have a license to fvck, but plan on never fvcking. What is the point of marriage?



http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

My foreign wife wants me to f/ck her every night. Maybe you should look there.

 

[Boilermaker]

Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.


From his picture, it looks like Jon has been eating a truck load of raw potatoes for the past two years.

:crackup:

Poor sucker.

 

[VladPatton]

Which one will dump the other first when they figure out the beauty of fücking the shıt out of another person's gonads.

 

[switch]

lol i love to see the guy's face when he finally realizes that his "soulmate" was raw-fvcking another guy just before sunday's sermon ,or giving bl0wjobs behind wall-mart for free, or acting as "oral fluffer" for the local shoe shine boy...

 

[origin138]

They have a license to fvck, but plan on never fvcking. What is the point of marriage?



http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

This is strange. I've heard of Christians abstaining during "courtship", but never during marriage. In fact, most Christians I know got married just so they could have sex with a clear conscience.

This guy is in a VERY dangerous place. Let's hope she can keep her hypergamy in check as much as her sex drive. Doubtful. I see this ending with him heartbroken and wondering wtf happened while she's off playing romance triangle with him and another dude.

 

[MikeOck]

He must be gay.

 

[Driggs]

That is a parody site. Look at some of the other articles.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Utter nonsense. They've created a little world for themselves and made a pact, not unlike a suicide pact where a couple shuts out the world and a new reality grows.

This has nothing whatsoever to do with real Christianity and it's a shame they make a mockery of faith. God created sex for a married man and woman to enjoy, and in no way endorses abstinence except for very short periods if both are up for it. Interestingly He then commands them to reunite after a brief abstinence.

Well said. And agree 100% with this.

 

[Driggs]

This has nothing whatsoever to do with real Christianity and it's a shame they make a mockery of faith.

Faith is just abandoning critical thinking and accepting strange claims without any evidence, right? How does one mock such a thing?

Again this is a parody site and there are numerous examples of bizarre articles on there.

Poe's Law is pretty funny:

Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

Extra funny here because even christians thought it was real. When you come up with 20 silly things every day before breakfast and claim they're literal fact, AND claim that belief in the absence of any proof is a good thing, it's pretty difficult to tell the wheat from the chaff.

 

[SecondHalf]

He's an idiot married to a nutjob.
He would bone her in a New York minute given the chance.
He's just waiting for her to let him in there.
She will crush him someday when she loses it for a schmuck and LJBF's the super beta loser.

SH

 

[Married Buried]

Faith is just abandoning critical thinking and accepting strange claims without any evidence, right? How does one mock such a thing?

Again this is a parody site and there are numerous examples of bizarre articles on there.

Poe's Law is pretty funny:

Extra funny here because even christians thought it was real. When you come up with 20 silly things every day before breakfast and claim they're literal fact, AND claim that belief in the absence of any proof is a good thing, it's pretty difficult to tell the wheat from the chaff.

It is a joke. I worked with a guy who is a hardcore Christian, AFC but a nice guy. Married the first woman he banged, had 5 kids and lives in an apartment. Last I heard his wife got bored and wanted to taste new c/ck, he got depressed and lost tons of weight, and has removed himself from facebook. No idea how it turned out other than I saw his wife put up sexy pics of herself on facebook, maybe he is dead now. I quit the job a long time ago and lost touch.