that doesn't help either..currently I am unemployed..pursuing actuarial science, and chartered accountancyFacts.
OP, instead- stare at your bank account.
that doesn't help either..currently I am unemployed..pursuing actuarial science, and chartered accountancyFacts.
OP, instead- stare at your bank account.
Work on that. Not height.that doesn't help either..currently I am unemployed..pursuing actuarial science, and chartered accountancy
yes..its not a matter of if its a matter of when( 3 years)..fortunately, god compensated my average height with excellent intelligence in statistics, economics and accountancy..An actuary can easily land a job of $1,20,000 or equivalent in other currencies with 2 or 3 years of experience.Work on that. Not height.
“There are no ugly millionaires.”
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
bcoz of digitalization, globalization and liberalization, Indian women are almost just as entitled and demanding as Western women..If you're from India, you should be able to find a magician somewhere deep inside a hut that can help you.
And isn't Indian girls easy to acquire if you're Indian?
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Don't forget the breaking your skull and reshaping it to be taller like the Chinese do when they bind their daughters' feet.5'8.5'' is tall for an Indian. If you want to be taller, you can do the procedure Gamish mentioned. It's called limb lengthening. It's painful and it'll take a year to recover in a wheelchair/crutches. Might mess with your proportions if you already have long legs (like Blacks who have a very short torso and long limbs).
As for your ugly and feminine face; you said you want a more defined jaw? I know there are silicone implants and bichectomy (bucal fat extraction). They remove the inside part from your cheek.
When you realize you still can't pickup women you can do more procedures:
- Penis implant. Look for some doctor in a country with few regulations like those in Central America. See if they can implant one from a horse. Look for at least 15 inches so you can stand out.
- Nose Job. If you're doing accounting, get a hook-nose to look Jewish.
- Eye color change; there was a doctor in Panama who was putting contact lenses under the retina. Worst it can happen is you getting blind.
- Brighten your skin; I know in India they advertise them. Maybe you'll get rich like Michael Jackson.
- Don't hit the gym. Use mineral oil to inflate your muscles. You will not gain strength and your forearms will look skinny but you might be called for interviews and your pictures will circulate worldwide. Not in a positive way but publicity is publicity.
You have 7 procedures to do. When you're done, let me know so I can find you some more.
Why do you guys keep assuming I don't lift weights and I am just looking for excuses for not going out in the world..I weigh 75 kg with 9% body fat..I m already buff and I wanna keep going. My target is 100 kg and 8% body fat.Nothing you can do about your height.
I'm 5ft8 and have smashed and had relationships with hot chicks... A few who where slightly taller than.
What they find attractive is confidence and obviously my big guns definitely help.
Your stuck with your height. Go lift some weights!
Good one..satire, right?5'8.5'' is tall for an Indian. If you want to be taller, you can do the procedure Gamish mentioned. It's called limb lengthening. It's painful and it'll take a year to recover in a wheelchair/crutches. Might mess with your proportions if you already have long legs (like Blacks who have a very short torso and long limbs).
As for your ugly and feminine face; you said you want a more defined jaw? I know there are silicone implants and bichectomy (bucal fat extraction). They remove the inside part from your cheek.
When you realize you still can't pickup women you can do more procedures:
- Penis implant. Look for some doctor in a country with few regulations like those in Central America. See if they can implant one from a horse. Look for at least 15 inches so you can stand out.
- Nose Job. If you're doing accounting, get a hook-nose to look Jewish.
- Eye color change; there was a doctor in Panama who was putting contact lenses under the retina. Worst it can happen is you getting blind.
- Brighten your skin; I know in India they advertise them. Maybe you'll get rich like Michael Jackson.
- Don't hit the gym. Use mineral oil to inflate your muscles. You will not gain strength and your forearms will look skinny but you might be called for interviews and your pictures will circulate worldwide. Not in a positive way but publicity is publicity.
You have 7 procedures to do. When you're done, let me know so I can find you some more.
Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.
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Obviously satire, Pranshu. If you didn't (instantly) get it I'm guessing you lack social skills. Try working on them instead of trying to do some crazy body modification.Good one..satire, right?
ofcourse I knew it was satire dude..Its a pity you couldn't see my facial expressions..I had an amused expression..Obviously satire, Pranshu. If you didn't (instantly) get it I'm guessing you lack social skills. Try working on them instead of trying to do some crazy body modification.
As for the title of your thread, limb lengthening is real but I doubt you'll find a surgery to make your face longer. The simpliest way is to get a haircut short on the sides. If you're fat, not much can be done (look at Kim Jong Un).
I agree with what you are saying..I will definitely improve myself in all areas as much as I can and accept what I can't..Dude I am 5'4 and I wish I have your height... take what you've got it not your fault you can blame your parents for marrying taller people but would you have been born??! Thank the universe and appreciate what you've got some men are even 4'9 and they are not midgets.
If you have about $100k lying about for nothing you can use it for limb lengthening... my advice if you are going to do do it in another country. Travel for two years to another country and do it and come back. If they asked if they start asking questions just tell them you weren't done growing or better still you had an accident and broken your legs and you guess the repair surgery gave some few inches . But literally if you want to go through with the limb lengthening do it in another country and when you come back change your city.I agree with what you are saying..I will definitely improve myself in all areas as much as I can and accept what I can't..