This is just too funny!

Deep Dish

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Okay, so the #3 topic on this forum is how attractive older gentlemen have a field day with young, impressionable, nubile, chicks, in the same basic way high school seniors dominated freshman girls, college dues with high school seniors, and so forth. There is also my recent “Kill The Messenger” thread which sheds light, of course, why young chicks are motivated to prefer the company and lifestyles of gentlemen.

Well, I think it's happening to me right now with a ten year age gap. I work a part-time job in an prestigious steakhouse and one hostess is 19 years old, who I have been ignoring for months. Although she has a smoking hot body, she has a semi-butter face - it's not ugly, she's just not bubbly cute - and I don't like her personality. For awhile she had a bit of a complex I wouldn't greet her when coming into work, and I didn't really think anything about it.

Her behavior started being noticeably different a week ago and this past Friday was extremely interesting. As I was walking out the doors, the hostess stopped me...

Girl: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
Deep Dish: No.
Girl: Why not?
Deep Dish: I'm too busy (which is true)
Girl: You're too busy!?! You know, I try to talk to you but you never say anything. I'm going to keep on trying.

Classic! I knew something big was going down when she stopped me and it was hilarious because also at the host stand was a hotter (but unavailable) waitress who was totally flirting with me. As I was walking to my car, I thought to myself, "Kitty kats kompete."

She is under my age minimum of 21 years old -- I will carve out an exception -- but I will steal a strategy from STR8UP to frame the issue as saying the girl is too young for me, which will drive her bonkers. Bonkers all the way into bed.
 

STR8UP

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Still never been to your "place of employment". It's owned by my favorite restaurant company. I need to check it out.

Yea, a younger chick who is attracted is the easiest woman in the world to game.

Once you have established a connection all you have to do is set the frame as being the older and wiser one, and she is young and inexperienced. You need to make it seem like you are always questioning her maturity level, as if to decide whether or not she is worthy of your time.

A sassy one will try to flip it back around and sh!t test you by running the opposite game, but stick to your guns and she will be eating out of your hand.

BTW....I wanted to try to meet you over at CB the other night, but I was with a bunch of friends I couldn't really break away from easily, and then I ran into the "Maneater" I went out with a couple of times, and then I was hungry and exhausted so I had to call it a night. Gotta grab a drink or something soon though....
 

Rollo Tomassi

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Heh,..want to take her to Ember? They're our newest account.
 

Tazman

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I admit that I was doing this because I hate doing cold approaches where I have no idea if a particular chick likes me, but it works like a charm about 99% of the time.

Plain old ignoring them until they show their cards. I guess you weren't doing it on purpose, but it usually gets me some IOIs if the girl is interested. It also seems to work on the more attractive women as they can't stand to be ignored. This is not to say that I was successful with them all, I simply forced their hand.
 
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