This is how a Myspace Proflie should read

[Casino]

First I will tell you what im doing. I am using myspace to hook up with hot HB 8's and 9's. Maybe a 7 thrown in. I don't want a LTR. Or anything else. Sex. Thats it.

ok..w/o further adieu;

About me:
Motorcycles. Handguns. Sports (I play baseball) Madden. I'm probably the most awesome person I know. Infact actually, yes I am. I play baseball and am currently training to get into Motocross Racing. I'm just looking to hang out and have some fun. if you like what you see get at me.

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone I WOULD really want to meet is possibly dead. Obviously I would love to meet hot chicks with a good personality that have killer racks but sometimes that combination is hard to come by. I think meeting Abe Lincolon would be cool. But I wouldn't want to have a serious convo with the dude I would just punch him in the face for no reason and watch his reaction.

 

[darth yoda]

None of that matters if you don't have pics with your abs showing...

Ok maybe that was an exaggeration, but not by much.

 

[Casino]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...file&friendID=10263419&Mytoken=20050818005539

good enough pimpin?

seriously i was reading some guys little critique of myspace profiles over in the Mature forum and almost puked. I think in online profiles less is more. Also my stance online sarging is this: NO LTR"S

Say it with me: NO LTR's

If you are on a dating site trying to find a LTR you might as well just shoot yourself in the face right now. I don't care how widely accepted it is. You are online to supplement the tang you get offline. It's that simple.

No one wants to sit about a dinner table and tell their family they met their chick on myspace.

 

[Casino]

i might tweak the pro a little bit duuuuuudes. right now im getting a lot of crazy hoes from all over the country trying to exchange fluff talk. No what im looking for.

I'm only a few days into this Myspace experiment but have already gotten a couple things lined up.

admittedly the area i live in is pretty dry so im kinda doing this as a test run unitl i move to another locale in the near future.

 

[darth yoda]

Yeah, on looks alone you'll be fine.

I'm trying the myspace thing too...I also have the abs showing, haha. Getting alot of misc. people from all over just wanting to be "friends".

 

[Casino]

Are you trying to be funny Soniq?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Don't mention their "rack" or your video game habit. And lose the tightie whities. The pic is more suited for adultfriendfinder. I think the idea is to be at the beach or outside where you accidentally have your shirt off. Bedroom self-pics come off as creepy. Tone it down a little and maybe you won't be too much for local chicks. Try smiling. The last paragraph needs to go. Changing it to just say "Beautiful women with personality" would be an improvement.

 

[Sexual]

Damn dude you are diesel. I'm getting there and once I have a body like that I won't have say much before the panties drop. Lose the roids man, you can get that naturally.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Originally posted by Sexual
Lose the roids man, you can get that naturally.

Not really. Testosterone is a faster means to an end, and it makes u look cooler I speak from experience.

Cool profile bro. Your pic is great, so you'll have no problems.

Post up some cool lay reports.

It's like a salmon run! Meet in public, take back to your place for movie, kiss, bang, take home.

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by Casino
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...file&friendID=10263419&Mytoken=20050818005539

No one wants to sit about a dinner table and tell their family they met their chick on myspace.

I met my chick on myspace.

She's hot, hilarious, incredibly level headed, college educated, low maintenance, plays video games, cheers for me at my softball games, is highly sociable, has a huge sex drive and is giant perv.

Maybe you meet the hot but otherwise low quality chicks because the smart ones laugh at the guys taking their silly shirtless pictures in their bedrooms.

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

I have a good build, ive tried some of thoose free dating sites, chicks only wanna chat. Your telling me chicks actually search myspace in hopes to fvck somebody?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

CASINO: It's your pics that are working for you. You could say you had Herpes in your bio and women would still flock to you. My question is why even bother with MySpace when you're yoked like that? Don't chicks just lay down for you 5 minutes after meeting 'em.

 

[Tweek_1984]

I have a pretty long background history of myself.

I'm not sure whether its a good or bad thing but I just tried to describe myself properly.

Y'know, in the 'about me' section i couldnt just say 'hey, I'm tweek, i'm 20, I got to uni and like working out'.

But I wasn't sure if I'm coming across like a wuss with a big desription of myself and how I came to be.

 

[wjh]

Damn Casino, you're swole!!! Wtf are you doing in the gym?!!?!?!?!?

Anyway, I definitely agree with the long-term relationship thing. No one wants to tell anybody that their girl was a shot in a barrell on the internet.

But you never know, if you find somebody ANYWHERE that you click well with, why would deny that? f*ck it...

And Casino, I need to know what you're doing in the gym. I'm 6' and 175 lbs, I need to get leaner and get a little bit more muscle going. I don't even see how to get that lean, like it's almost magic to me. Do you take any pro-hormones? I don't have anything against it, don't worry I won't trip if you do... I'm just curious.

 

[spider_007]

Thank you, seeing your pics inspired me to hit the gym today.

 

[Create Reality]

Originally posted by spider_007
Thank you, seeing your pics inspired me to hit the gym today.

Seeing that pic made me want to PROJECTILE VOMIT and tear up my gym membership card!

Just kiddin bro


As for no one wanting to sit around the table talking about how they met their chick on myspace, yeah that is true, it's kind of like saying you made your fortune by winning game shows. Very anti-climatic.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

lol do you guys really care that much about what someone else thinks about how you met your girl or made your money?? :crackup:

 

[GrandMaster]

Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
lol do you guys really care that much about what someone else thinks about how you met your girl or made your money?? :crackup:

RIGHT!

Not giving a fcuking fcuk on what people think of you is also part of being a don juan. (unless you want to run for president perhaps).

if you meet your hottie on myspace and she's great, then that's PERFECT.

still, I prefer the good ol sarge "el physical". I would feel fcuking strange doing online sarging, so I don't. It takes away the EC, kino the face "I cant believe what you just said" and all that ****.

I don't think you can meet too many hotties over da web. When you walk past a chick like you are them fcuking MAN, and she's attracted, haha, that's what I'm talking about. and you are not dissapointed when the chick is ugly after she only showed pictures where here face couldnt be seen to much n ****.

DO whatever you want. But do it.

 

[HuuBinh]

-Casino-

My advice to you is this:

You have demonstrated very good bodylanguage and confidence in that picture.

With that ALONE, you have instantly conveyed to women that:
1. You are the PRIZE.
2. Women want you.
3. You don't give a ****.
4. You probably get lots of p*ssy.
5. You probably are good with women.
6. You have options. ETC.

Guys use CF to convey these things, but your picture have done that. However, you went OVER-THE-TOP with your the stuff that you wrote on your profile and that can INTIMIDATE even the hot chicks.

I'd suggest you tone it down, make your profile to seem like you are a CARING & SWEET person which is the OPPOSITE of that picture. Women will go CRAZY.

 

[wjh]

i just want to know how he got ripped!