This is f*cking awesome!

[Sloopy]

Actually, she's not slutty. Heh - that's the thing. She's just so starved for sex that she dove on the opportunity (literally).

She is really cute and smart but she has no idea how to meet guys, so she just needs me to f*ck her every once in a while. I tried to teach her but she can't seem to make it happen. *shrug* I dunno. Until last night, I was the only guy who'd ever f*cked her.

~Sloopy

 

[Evangenlion]

ooohhhh i see, so u where helping her!!!
aahhh.
so no one wanted to **** other then u.
(really cute, like Pikachu?)
then u had to drug a guy up for him to **** her.

wow what a great movie man.

can i have the rights to your life. cus i want to make a show out of it.

this show will be bigger then beavis and butthead.
south Park will be nothing compared to this.

reality TV man wooooo. Man i'm gonna be RICH, this kind of sick **** SELLS

hahaha

just busting your balls man!!!

did she wake up the next day and think "wtf!!!"

lol

and hey, where are the pics? all u did was sit there and watch, "u bastard"

 

[griffon65]

Ummm yeah thats nice. Who cares?? What possible reason do you have for posting this? I had a girl over the other day who I had "fun" with. You dont see me posting about that. Honestly dude this post makes you sound like an AFC whos getting action for the first time.

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by griffon65
Ummm yeah thats nice. Who cares?? What possible reason do you have for posting this? I had a girl over the other day who I had "fun" with. You dont see me posting about that. Honestly dude this post makes you sound like an AFC whos getting action for the first time.

I really just wanted to recount the scene that seemed so cinematic. It wasn't that "I tag-teamed a chick." I've done that before. It was the circumstances. The wine, the pills, the music, everything. It came together at that moment and I had to say something knowing that nobody could possibly understand.

did she wake up the next day and think "wtf!!!"

Hah, maybe. I barely spoke to her this morning.

Other dudes want to f*ck her but she doesn't seem to like them at all. Honestly, I think she might have an unhealthy obsession with me. It's sad because I'll go months without talking to her and when I do, it's 'cause I need a quick lay. This time, my roommate suggested we tag-team her and I said "sure, what the hell..." and so that's what happened. Plain and simple.

and hey, where are the pics? all u did was sit there and watch, "u bastard"

Haha, I actually suggested that but she wasn't okay with it - which was strange because she is okay with everything else.

Anyway - I now declare this thread finished. I just wanted to recount a moment in time, not fend off a bunch of flames.

~Sloopy

 

[Jariel]

Can I just ask, if you could have her all to yourself, why did you agree to let your friend in on it? What did you get out of that?

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by Jariel
Can I just ask, if you could have her all to yourself, why did you agree to let your friend in on it? What did you get out of that?

I guess I'm not possessive like that. If she was my girlfriend or someone in whom I had a real romantic interest it would be one thing. But she wasn't. She's just some chick who basically serves as "a girl to have sex with." The way I see it, if he can enjoy her also, then great! I like to share.

Besides, I've had her to myself plenty of times and it just never really does it for me. At least with the tag-team there was a novelty-factor.

~Sloopy

 

[il_duce]

That sounds hilarious. It would have only been funnier if your roommate had been wearing a pajama jacket and slippers, holding a cigar in his other hand.

It sounds like a scene out of the movie "Blow." Good times.

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by il_duce
That sounds hilarious. It would have only been funnier if your roommate had been wearing a pajama jacket and slippers, holding a cigar in his other hand.

It sounds like a scene out of the movie "Blow." Good times.

EXACTLY! That's EXACTLY what I was getting at.
:cheer:

I was actually thinking that at the time. When she was blowing me and I was sipping my wine, I was thinking that it would be great if I could have had a cigar in the other hand.

~Sloopy

 

[Valdez]

you found yourself a winner.

Reminds me of the time a few years ago when I was living with my mom and she left town for a week. I ended up throwing a nice little gettogether...ended up gangbanging an old friend of mine that I had never done nothing more than makeout with.

 

[Derek Flint]

Nothing wrong with tag-teaming, but watch out for "Friendly Fire"

 

[Boner da Stoner]

I still call bullshyt

............For all the haters calling sickness.............

What are threesomes than? how about foursomes?

If I sleep with 3 female friends at the same time does that make me a disgusting slut that all females should stay away from:cheer: :crackup:

 

[Q-Pid]

You type things on your PC whilst getting laid?

wtf

 

[Climax]

Originally posted by Q-Unit
You type things on your PC whilst getting laid?

wtf

Would you people use a LITTLE bit of sence before replying? He obviously typed it out AFTER the event, *DUH*


Laterz...

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
theres a punch line in there,

I would never share a chick with another dude not only its a turnoff, I also wouldn't want "Sloppy" seconds.

Thank you.

DJDamage

 

[Valdez]

almost every girl you meet past the age of 18 is somebodies sloppy seconds...

 

[BackToTheMack]

Originally posted by Valdez
almost every girl you meet past the age of 18 is somebodies sloppy seconds...

Hahahaha good point out of all the girls i know i only have 1 confirmed virgin that is over 18.

 

[Badmannaz]

To all haters of sloopy plz read!!

if you don't believe plz do to following.....

1.DON'T FVCKING POST!!!:you don't always have to throw your hater 2cents end it's anooying just simply click the back button!!!

2.STOP BEING AFC WHINO'S
i personally am a thrill seeker and as long as i don't have to see my homeboyz D!ck i'm down for the threesome (n da dark)


but seriously some of you guys are polluting this site with your "I Don't believe you craP"

if you don't believe just.....click.....back

 

[BackToTheMack]

Originally posted by Badmannaz
To all haters of sloopy plz read!!

if you don't believe plz do to following.....

1.DON'T FVCKING POST!!!:you don't always have to throw your hater 2cents end it's anooying just simply click the back button!!!

2.STOP BEING AFC WHINO'S
i personally am a thrill seeker and as long as i don't have to see my homeboyz D!ck i'm down for the threesome (n da dark)


but seriously some of you guys are polluting this site with your "I Don't believe you craP"

if you don't believe just.....click.....back

Nicely said

 

[DrBeard]

U had a 3 some with another guy in it! You must be bi or a closet gay!!

When u were on the girl were you looking at your mate and thinking about him giving pleasure. Did you touch his knob or check his azz out? Or did you go all the way and bum him?

This is how my mates brother started to become a gay. He was into chicks but then he started asking his mate to watch, then he asked his mate to screw his chick just so he could see him naked. Then they all showered totgether and he tried to bum his mate. His mate told everyone and my mates bro had to come out of the closet and tell peopl he was gay.

If women don't do enough for you and u like to see your mate naked it is ok it prob just means u have gay tendancies.

 

[DrBeard]

Originally posted by Badmannaz
To all haters of sloopy plz read!!

Yeah don#t hate on him just cos he MIGHT be gay or bi! He is a human being like the rest of us but he is just a bit confused and it might turn out he is straight. but he is just experimenting with men.