This is f*cking awesome!

[Sloopy]

Okay, so there's this girl who is always sweatin' my balls and so I invited her over today. My roommate and I decided to tag-team her. I won't get into the details, but it worked. So currently, she is over on the other couch, naked and on her knees, blowing my roommate as he sips a glass of red zinfandel. We're listening to Miles Davis. It's f*cking awesome. Pretty soon I'll call her over here to suck my d*ck some more.

I'm not trying to brag, but I just have to recount this scene. My roommate already came so I brought him some of these aphrodisiac pills I have to help him get it back up. So the scene is this:

He's got a girl kissing his neck and rubbing his d*ck and as this is happening, he tilts his head back, drops these two pills in his mouth and swallows them with a glass of wine while Miles Davis drifts softly from the surround-sound. It was a sight to behold...

Anyway - that's all.

I know this might not be the place for this, but how can I not say something?

~Sloopy

 

[Scoiland]

nice dude

 

[prowler13]

thats F###ing awsome...

 

[brenbaus]

seems like our little bootcamp recruite is learning from the masters like the rest of us! That is awesome sloopy. post the details in the bootcamp thread

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

wtf? your watching your friend get a bj? and your running around getting pills for him while listening to miles davis...IM confused man, please elaborate and tell me I didnt just read what i read.

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
wtf? your watching your friend get a bj? and your running around getting pills for him while listening to miles davis...IM confused man, please elaborate and tell me I didnt just read what i read.

Ah, get over it.

~Sloopy

 

[Jaun_Don]

I smell bull****....ahhhhh why the hell would you tell us all of this?BUT most importantly where you at the PC while this supposed "action" was happening?

 

[Boner da Stoner]

theres a punch line in there, and maybe his first time meeting a girl who gives head to... TWO GUYS(I've got ***** friends who slept with a total of 83 army recruits singles doubles gangbangs and blew 30+ army recruits standing in a circle)

"My friend popped the viagra and went to sleep"

so how much of a ***** was she?

 

[Evangenlion]

yuck yuck. tag-teaming is the most disgusting thing ever. i remember some wanted a tag team, told him i don't want to share anything fluids with him, direct or indirect.

 

[BackToTheMack]

errrrr watchign your friend getting his d*ck rubed and neck kissed while hes tilting his head back swallowing pills is truly a site to behold?

Are you sure its tag team and not a fully fledged threesome?

He c*ms in her mouth than she su*ks your d*ck just save time and let him c*m on your d*ck.

 

[Climax]

Would you people stop all trying to find fault with what he said?! If he doesnt mind it, then who the f*ck cares, let him do whatever the f*ck he wants to do!:trouble:

Sloopy: I'm glad to hear that you had a kewl night / experience, keep up the good work.


Laterz...

 

[spider_007]

Black Italian???????

I knew couple of guys who did that, only they did it at the same time. when they ware done, they drow her home for something and she wanted to go out someplace else.....the minute she opend her house door, tires ware squiling and they ware gone.....

 

[BackToTheMack]

why do people keep metioning black_italian???

I belive this guy but its just a little strange how he thinks his best friend getting his d*ck rubbed was a sight to behold.

But then again i dont even watch porn with guys in it.

 

[skeeloo]

:woo: ,we didnt need to know that did we??

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by Jaun_Don
I smell bull****....ahhhhh why the hell would you tell us all of this?BUT most importantly where you at the PC while this supposed "action" was happening?

She had been sucking me off for a while and I'd already been f*cking her for a bit too. I was just letting them do their thing for a while.

Originally posted by BackToTheMack
errrrr watchign your friend getting his d*ck rubed and neck kissed while hes tilting his head back swallowing pills is truly a site to behold?

Yeah, it was because it was like something out of a movie. It was surreal. I will never be able to explain the exact moment, but watch a good drugsNsex movie and you'll get my drift.

To anyone who thought this was bullsh*t, I expected that. Go ahead and think it if you want.

And to everyone else who was grossed out by what I wrote, I am comfortable with my sexuality and who I am. I have no problem seeing a guy get a ******* or f*ck a girl. I am a man and pretending like penises gross me out doesn't make me feel any more masculine. I have no problem seeing a guy naked. I just don't care. It may not be the thing for you. Personally, I am okay with it.

~Sloopy

 

[Triple X]

Well, each to their own I guess.

Personally I'm not a fan of that sort of thing. I remember stories about some of my mates telling me how they 'spit-roasted' a girl and 'tag-teamed' her etc... saying 'it was a laugh'... eergh.

No offence to you 'tag-teamers' out there but to me nothing is more of a passion-killer than the sight of a naked man's schlong approx. 30cm away.

 

[BackToTheMack]

Originally posted by Sloopy
She had been sucking me off for a while and I'd already been f*cking her for a bit too. I was just letting them do their thing for a while.



Yeah, it was because it was like something out of a movie. It was surreal. I will never be able to explain the exact moment, but watch a good drugsNsex movie and you'll get my drift.

To anyone who thought this was bullsh*t, I expected that. Go ahead and think it if you want.

And to everyone else who was grossed out by what I wrote, I am comfortable with my sexuality and who I am. I have no problem seeing a guy get a ******* or f*ck a girl. I am a man and pretending like penises gross me out doesn't make me feel any more masculine. I have no problem seeing a guy naked. I just don't care. It may not be the thing for you. Personally, I am okay with it.

~Sloopy

Aight i get what you mean now.............i thought you ment that watching him turned you on.

 

[Sloopy]

Originally posted by Triple X
Well, each to their own I guess.

Personally I'm not a fan of that sort of thing. I remember stories about some of my mates telling me how they 'spit-roasted' a girl and 'tag-teamed' her etc... saying 'it was a laugh'... eergh.

No offence to you 'tag-teamers' out there but to me nothing is more of a passion-killer than the sight of a naked man's schlong approx. 30cm away.

Haha - who ever said it was about passion? That's a whole other ballgame. Like the difference between making love and f*cking the bejeesus out of a girl.

I'm with you on that. It's kind of tough for me to have an intimate moment when I can hear some other dude's balls slapping against the girl's ass.

Tag-teaming isn't fun like that. It's fun in kind of the same way that cow-tipping or ding-dong-ditch was fun when you were a kid. You do it and then you run away, slap hands and say, "We're awesome!"

~Sloopy

 

[Jariel]

Personally, slvtty women like this are as much a turn off to me as obese chicks.

If that's your thing then who am I to judge? But I find it repulsive.

 

[newdave]

Your the man Sloopy!