This girl squirts like CRAY!! And I love it.

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A girl I'm seeing is a squirter. But not any squirter, haha. I stayed over at her house the other night, and we started fvcking on her bed. I knew this was a bad idea, because she squirts like Niagra Falls. In fact its not even squirting really. It could almost be construed as a piss. Hit it on her couch before and it was literally drenched. So, we fell off the bed, and finished on the floor, which was also really wet where we were.

She just jumps back on the bed and pulls the sheet over her after were done and gets ready for bed. I'm thinking, "that bed is going to be soaked".(it is a single). Sure enough, it was, along with the sheet on top of us. It didnt bother me though. In fact, I took pride in my work at that point! And I also think its hot because this chick is a REALLY innocent looking Christian girl. But just squirting like a CHAMP!:cheer:

Anyway, I have googled the **** out of squirting and such on the internet and there appears to be no consensus in the medical community about what "squirt" is exactly. From my experience, women do this when they are climaxing, or at least have a heighted sense of pleasure. It comes as the moans get louder, etc.
 

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Interesting... i think its hot!


As long as she cleans the mess...
Imagine having a girlfriend like that squirting all over your house, sure it gets old in the long run :D
 

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The first girl I ever banged was a squirter, but it was pee. I had no idea what was going on and I thought it was me. What a relief. As soon as I got her used to screwing in her car instead of mine it was all gravy. I'll never forget one day I was hitting it doggy style and I hear the water hitting the floor. I look back to see what looked like the result of a sprinkler coming out of her arse... lol
 

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Gross, keep this sh!t to yourself.
 

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My job is done here...
 

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Was eating a meal involving salty soup when I read this. Safe to say I am no longer eating that soup.
 

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I just wouldn't wanna have to deal with the clean-up every single time. And you can forget sex in a public place (well, maybe at Niagra Falls...anyway...)

I had a girl once that technically squirted, but it wasn't like a faucet. It was easy to keep under control.
 

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SamTheHobit said:
Gross, keep this sh!t to yourself.

Wait. Who thinks this is gross? I think it's badass. I understand it's not for everyone though.

I was really hoping someone would chime in and drop some knowledge on what squirt is? Is it piss? Female ejaculate? A mixture of the two? It's fvcking great whatever it is. Talk about a slip and slide! Yes.
 

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Handsfull said:
Wait. Who thinks this is gross? I think it's badass. I understand it's not for everyone though.

I was really hoping someone would chime in and drop some knowledge on what squirt is? Is it piss? Female ejaculate? A mixture of the two? It's fvcking great whatever it is. Talk about a slip and slide! Yes.
HAHAHA

My understanding is it's female ejaculate. My professor wouldn't let me write a paper on it college, so I never dug too deep into it (no pun intended). Like I somewhat mentioned before... I think it's hot, I would just hate to have to deal with it all the time. I would love it for a hookup. But a daily thing with a girlfriend... laundry detergent gets expensive.
 

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FairShake said:
Who is CRAY?
you know, Robert Cray...the legendary blues guitarist. :rockon:
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwJElbadlK0&feature=related

its pretty much that , that sponge area fills up with liquid when rubbed consistently , its similar to how you would get a blister filled with liquid on your hands or feet after alot of rubbing during some sort of work

they dont really have a name for the liquid or a real explanation, of how it works , but its pretty much a blister they get in their vag that pops when filled to the bursting point , and gushes out
 

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Its interesting how much variation there is when it comes to female reproductive organs. Some have huge ****s, some dont. Some squirt and gush what seems like ounces of liquid, and do it multiple times - some dont do this at all.

I was with a girl last year for a short time that was just like the OPs girl sexually. It was so hot I got addicted to it - be sure to keep your mindset in check OP.
 

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cablecow15 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwJElbadlK0&feature=related

its pretty much that , that sponge area fills up with liquid when rubbed consistently , its similar to how you would get a blister filled with liquid on your hands or feet after alot of rubbing during some sort of work

they dont really have a name for the liquid or a real explanation, of how it works , but its pretty much a blister they get in their vag that pops when filled to the bursting point , and gushes out
^^^ This...
I have experienced both and the best advice I can give is that pee smells like pee. So if it doesn't smell like pee, it's prolly that sponge juice girl have. Pee is usually yellow or whatever, the sponge juice is clear.
 

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I've never had sex with a "squirter" and i don't know anyone that has. But I can't wait for the day that I do
 

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Couple of years ago, when i was 37, I did a street hit on a 19 year old iranian girl, here in london, england.

Had one norml date, drinking. Second date, we met near oxford street, and went to soho to a sex shop. At that time i had an old jeep cherokee with darkened windowS. Basically bought sex toys and fooked her and toyed her in the back of the jeep.... she squirted wildly, and the scent of slight fish never left the chero.... it was great fun though ;) folks was walking past the car in baker street as this was going on.... ;) she from a strict muslim family too lol... a dr pal told me though that its piss???? didnt taste that way too me! ha ha
 

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Some of you guys must be young"ns ! It's not urine. Well, not entirely. There ared trace amounts of urine in female ejuaculate among other bodily chemicals. There is no scientific consensus on what it's chemical make up is exactly but then who cares . Scientist can rarely agree on anything. As well, they shouldn't. The fact remains that probably 40% of the female population is able to do this under the right circumstances. Most are probably able to do it multiple times in varying degrees. I suspect the number is higher. Sleep with enough women and you will eventually come across a few. Once you do though, you'll be forever addicted. It's a beautiful sight to behold. Doesn't taste half bad either.
 

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Squirting is awesome once in a while, but surely it'd get annoying if it happened all the time right?

"She's squirted on my sofa, my stairs, my towels, my sheets, my carpet, my dining table... I need a NEW FVCKING HOUSE DAMMIT!!!"
 

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I wouldn't care if every female I ever ****ed from now til kingdom come squirted. The **** is hot! Ambrosia !!!
 

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You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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