I can't believe you're asking for advice on how to spend your days f*cking fat pigs.
Even worse.. you actually fear losing this porker. You should be spinning plates (or in this case, manholes). Why would you focus all your attention on ONE hippopotamus? Remember.. never care more about the relationship than the woman does.
Regarding your question about how to avoid opening up and blah, blah, blah... the answer is simple: DON'T. You have free will fool. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Are you afraid she will sit on you if you don't open up? Are you afraid if this woman leaves.. you will never meet another hippopotamus? I really don't get your mindset to be honest.
Even worse.. you actually fear losing this porker. You should be spinning plates (or in this case, manholes). Why would you focus all your attention on ONE hippopotamus? Remember.. never care more about the relationship than the woman does.
Regarding your question about how to avoid opening up and blah, blah, blah... the answer is simple: DON'T. You have free will fool. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Are you afraid she will sit on you if you don't open up? Are you afraid if this woman leaves.. you will never meet another hippopotamus? I really don't get your mindset to be honest.