This dude has to win Simp of the year...

[BackInTheGame78]

Divorced his wife for cheating on him, then they get busted in the place where they used to vacation in the Bahamas with her, her lover and another dude plotting his murder, and he bails them out.

WTF kind of Simp does that? She could sit and rot in there for all I cared after that.

Ex-Auburn football player helps bail out wife, her lover who are accused of plotting his murder: report

A Georgia husband helped his wife, who is accused of trying to kill him amid an acrimonious divorce, and her alleged accomplices get bailed out of a Bahamas prison, according to a local report.

www.yahoo.com

 

[typical]

WTAF did I just read !!!

They were plotting to kill him and he bails out his ex wife her lover AND the hitman !!!

Is he wanting his head to be lobbed off ??

 

[LTG71]

Lol, this sounds like an episode of Dateline.

Sorry, but this guy is an idiot.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Simps are getting worse everyday.

 

[MatureDJ]

And this guy was a football player at Auburn.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

And this guy was a football player at Auburn.

Barners never learn

 

[SW15]

Simps gonna simp. He is 6'3" and 222 lbs. That's a Chad type physique if he's muscular. He has an ex-college football player status at a major university. Why would that guy simp?

 

[corrector]

That is why it does a disservice to use the same term "simp" to a fiver on OnlyFans. It sort of makes things like this look less serious when you over use a term.

 

[corrector]

Simps gonna simp. He is 6'3" and 222 lbs. That's a Chad type physique if he's muscular. He has an ex-college football player status at a major university. Why would that guy simp?

Because he can.

 

[Ricky]

Must have history of concussions

 

[Solomon]

This is sad, why would you bail out her boyfriend? I thought women at 38 hit the wall guys? she got with a guy 10 years younger than her who was willing to kill and simp for her(and kill the man she was with for nearly 20 years and has 4 kids with)

Insane!

 

[Slowhandluke]

This is sad, why would you bail out her boyfriend? I thought women at 38 hit the wall guys? she got with a guy 10 years younger than her who was willing to kill and simp for her(and kill the man she was with for nearly 20 years and has 4 kids with)

Insane!

She was his son's and daughter's mom. I would think it's hard to tell his kids that he was the one to put their mom in jail. It's all emotional. I'm sure it would be different if they didn't have kids. So yeah, he did it for the kids. People who have kids will be able to understand.

 

[MatureDJ]

Must have history of concussions

He was a deep snapper, so he didn't take many hits (maybe he was a regular player in high school?) - it's unsportsmenlike conduct to even lineup on the deep snapper, and they only play in a few plays per game.

 

[corrector]

We all can slowpoke, the fact that he's 6'3" 220lbs chad like makes it more pathetic, it is expected from a fat ugly bald guy.

He could be a bluepilled chad. Allot of chads are really blue pilled but still get the girl because they checkbox LMS.

 

[Slowhandluke]

We all can slowpoke, the fact that he's 6'3" 220lbs chad like makes it more pathetic, it is expected from a fat ugly bald guy.

Would it help if instead of a chad preventing the mother of his kids from going to jail, that it was a vengeful woman who put the father of her kids in jail?

Men are not as cruel as women. He's a chad. He will find an even better girlfriend - more beautiful, more feminine, etc.. etc.. He doesn't need to "simp". She on the other hand, is done. Her kids will be ashamed of her. No man of value will date her. This chad doesn't have to do anything more. He doesn't need to hate anymore. He can just let it go.

 

[corrector]

No man of value will date her.

Do not underestimate male thirst.

 

[Slowhandluke]

Do not underestimate male thirst.

What man of value will date an attempted murder? Someone who is willing to kill their own spouse. Maybe your definition of "man of value" is different from mime

This chad did the right thing. She's done for.

 

[corrector]

What man of value will date an attempted murder? Someone who is willing to kill their own spouse. Maybe your definition of "man of value" is different from mime

This chad did the right thing. She's done for.

They will marry her. Look at Karla Homalka.

 

[Slowhandluke]

They will marry her. Look at Karla Homalka.

Perhaps.. Do you think her kids will ever forgive her? The victim get to choose how he will deal with his perpetrators - his exwife. This man has decided to move on. Perhaps, when you are the victim of the same situation, you can decide to ........... throw the match that starts the bonfire that burns your exwife alive at the stake... and then later when your kids ask what happened to mom, you can say, "I killed her. and she deserved it." In real life, some people decide that it's not worth it. Time to move on.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

He was a deep snapper, so he didn't take many hits (maybe he was a regular player in high school?) - it's unsportsmenlike conduct to even lineup on the deep snapper, and they only play in a few plays per game.

The 49ers long snapper is a known leftist with TDS and a manbun. These dudes probably couldn't even take a hit, they are football anomalies.



Dude got his panties in a bunch when Musk kicked him off twitter.

"49ers long snapper Taybor Pepper lashed out at Musk after he lost his verification, throwing vulgar insults in the direction of the SpaceX founder in the process.

“That little b–ch @elonmusk finally did it, he took away my check mark. I’m never gonna pay for this s–t platform btw. #BelugaWhaleLookinAss,” Pepper’s tweet read."

Lolz would Lawrence Taylor give 2 sh1ts about this?

I would've reacted like this if I was 5 and they took away my binkie.


The cuck in the OP would be someone who bends over for a living should he have made the NFL. These guys are phucked in the head not from the hits, but from being out of place in the football world.