Things Women Never Say

Bible_Belt

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I'm a NASCAR driver who doesn't crash all the time.

Show us your t!ts!

When I have a problem with a woman, I walk right up to her and solve it then and there. What's the point of talking about her behind her back?

When I was in high school they let a girl be on the wrestling team. Man was that b!tch horrible. She always lost in ten seconds. What a stupid idea that was to let her wrestle.

I went to Amsterdam and got oral sex from a prostitute.

I was so fvcking drunk when I shot that deer that the recoil knocked me out of the tree.
 

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