things that make you feel better than a woman can

[joekerr31]

ok guys, lets do a list of the things that make you feel better than (or at least as good as) a woman can. I'll start it off....


- working out and cranking a new record for pushups (f*ck I love that)
- having to take a massive insane dump, sprinting to the can and ahhhhhhh
- an awesome tune/mp3 on the radio as you drive down the highway with the windows open (hmm, this might be equal to a woman)
- cashing that phat paycheck every two weeks (if your pay check ain't phat it will be one day! if you don't let some woman distract you from yoru career too much)
- looking at womens T&A as you go about yoru day (come on guys, if catching a woman meant you went blind to other chics T&A could you really settle for just one woman?)


hmmm. any others?

 

[Victory Unlimited]

I'll join in...


- as a writer: Finishing another chapter of a new book I'm writing

- as an artist: Finishing a picture and seeing it turn out BETTER than I first anticipated

- as a newer DJ: Seeing a guy on this board, or friends in my everday life finally GET how intricately differently men and women SEE the relationship world

- sitting in front of the TV eating my favorite meal AND watching the latest episode of my favorite TV show that I've been for waiting ALL week!


Yo! Who's got more???

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Kicking ass in fantasy football
Breaking somebody's ankles in football
Winning an arguement against somebody who thinks they're God.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Just knowing that there are things that could make you feel better than a woman could.

 

[flyinshark]

As a soccer goalie, i can say that making a crazy diving save with the tip of my fingers at the very last millisecond and saving a sure goal is a thing that makes me feel like i'm on top of the world. Is that better than an orgasm, i dunno, but it's similar in a way. In fact, i would actually give up an orgasm for a save like that. Orgasms are easy to get, but a save like that requires a lot more effort, skill, timing, luck, etc, hence it's more exciting to experience.

 

[resilient]

- Alone time in meditation.
- Surfing every time a huge swell comes in.
- Reading Dune novels.
- Reading self-help and financial books.
- Bible studies.
- Old-skool anime.
- Rockclimbing at a gym.
- Bouldering outdoors.
- Developing confidence in dancing.
- Developing confidence in social dynamics.
- Improving my wardrobe.
- Exerting myself on the tredmil and in the swimming pool.
- Neatly groomed and improving my smile.
- Taking unique photos.
- Writing my DJ reflections in a journal and my DJ blog.
- A clean room.
- Designing an great graphic design piece for a huge international website

No where was a woman mentioned

 

[S.S.N. 318]

-Rappin
-Video Gamez
-N.F.L.
-Chillin with my homiez.....
-Working

and a lot of mo stuff.....

 

[GirlCrazy]

- Getting high in the hottub when it's snowing.

- Long drives with just me and the dog and the stereo cranked up.

- Being a father and a mentor.

- Reading a good book.

- The feeling of being blessed to get paid for something I love to do.

- The satisfaction of raising the bar, knowing those around me will rise to the challenge.

- Building something with my bare hands, whether it's software to control the NYC subway system, a bike for my son, or a new deck for the house. And the pride of building something that everyone says can't be built.

 

[realsmoothie]

Sorry, nope.

I have been seeing this new girl for three weeks and the first moment she laid her head on my shoulder while watching a DVD at my place was the most intensely serene (does that make sense?) feeling I've felt in years. It helped that we had been seeing each other for two weeks before we even touched (don't ask, we were both nervous and couldn't stop talking to each other for a second).

Yeah, yeah... sounds AFC, so kill me. But I know a genuine feeling when it happens, and no pushups/fantasy football/sports play is the same.

But I understand your guys' motivation to downplay the typical guy's habit of putting sex above all other things in his life.

 

[Cod3r]

Sorry, nope.

I have been seeing this new girl for three weeks and the first moment she laid her head on my shoulder while watching a DVD at my place was the most intensely serene (does that make sense?) feeling I've felt in years. It helped that we had been seeing each other for two weeks before we even touched (don't ask, we were both nervous and couldn't stop talking to each other for a second).

Yeah, yeah... sounds AFC, so kill me. But I know a genuine feeling when it happens, and no pushups/fantasy football/sports play is the same.

But I understand your guys' motivation to downplay the typical guy's habit of putting sex above all other things in his life.

I'm actually going to have to agree with you, no one or anything can make you feel like a woman can. I had feelings for my girlfriend this weekend that are greater than anything that I can remember thus far in my life... Also it's not AFC and if it is, who cares don't apologize.


-Cod3r

 

[Vulpine]

- Starting a campfire in the rain, using wet materials, and only using one match
- Getting a 25/25 in trap shooting
- calling in a turkey
- the "crunch, crunch" of a deer walking into view
- the "bzzzzzz" of the reel when a salmon makes a run
- a headshot squirrel dropping out of a tree *thud*
- Jumping two grouse and getting them both
- fighting a musky for a half-hour... the feeling when you finally get it in the boat and take the picture.
- the dog you trained bringing back the pheasant you shot: "Drop it." *plop* "Good boy." "Go. Find the birds."
- walking through the woods with a vest full of warm bodies knowing you are one a way from limiting out... and the last whatever gets up in front of you. *BlaM* "Ahh...Ta-dah!"
- The smell of gunpowder on a crisp fall morning.
- watching whatever it was you got that day roasting over the campfire.
- putting the gun down and taking a picture of something instead of shooting it.

Now, this being said, all of these things would only be "multiplied" by a presence of a woman.

For example:
Smelling gunpowder in the morning with a woman = 2x pleasurable.
Having the woman taking the picture of the musky = 2x glory.
Lighting the campfire in the rain to warm up a woman = 2x prowess.
Your dog bringing back a pheasant that a woman shot = 2x pride.
The "bzzzzzz" of the reel that a woman is holding = 2x music to your ears.

Women only enhance certain things. The point here is that there are so many things equally or more pleasurable than anything a woman alone can offer.

The head on the shoulder thing probably felt pretty good, I've had that feeling a bunch of times. Victory. We can all relate. However, when compared and contrasted to other feelings of victory, it tends to pale in comparison.

Women do, indeed, "feel good". But, there is so much more drama and effort for far too little payoff. It's like eating an artichoke... you fool around with the leaves until you finally get to the heart. So tedious! Now, other things are like peeling an orange or a hardboiled egg. Far less work and far greater payload. Consider pulling the arm of a slot machine and winning versus sitting at work for a week for the same money.

It's the feeling of gratification, satisfaction, victory, glory, or pride. You MAY get that from a woman, but it's so rare that it's not even worth pursuing: It's like going snipe hunting.

 

[Docs]

I like this thread!

~ Putting my laptop on the passenger seat, turning on winamp, plugging in the remote and the radio transmitter, putting the volume to 20 and driving.
~ Getting lost, whether in the country side or in the city, discovering you went too far or took the wrong turn, or even just popping into Toronto to get gas and circling under over and around the 401 looking for that damned exit, without a map, and getting back on.
~ Sleeping
~ Shooting pool with a buddy
~ Shooting rifles at targets
~ Getting piss ass drunk and having a ball doing it.
~ Lounging around on SS and about on MSN and the art site I like.
~ Knowing I'm the shizzat when it comes to myself.
~ Helping people
~ Repairing computers/problems
~ Having no shirt on
~ Taking life as it comes.

And with a girl..
~ That feeling when she cuddles up next to you
~ Getting an unexpected hug
~ Visiting one that you haven't seen in forever, and it's just.. *moment*
~ Kissing them, girlfriend or just a friend.
~ Holding them tight
~ Flirting with them, so much fun!
~ Teasing, see up up!

Meh.

 

[NewMan]

This thread started well - then went down hill fast.

I thought this was Don Juan, not the pink bible.

Sheeeaaat.

 

[joao185]

hello friend

Just knowing that there are things that could make you feel better than a woman could.

hello francisco my name is joao i'm from BRASIL my difficulty is the approach women

i not aproch i have very hard rejeison

uste abla espanol
my hotmail is joao185@hotmail
joao

 

[Drum&Bass]

joao, are you a concept artist ??? with your own website and web blog for your art (jpruas) ?

nothing feels as good as a woman..i'm an artist so my drawings and paintings and weight lifting feel good, but no where near as good as a woman.

 

[zerocelcius]

~droping that new track and seeing people go crazy!
~taking the car for test drive after upgrade
~seeing people dance to that new track THAT YOU MADE!
~waking up in the morning while camping.
~Skinny Dipping!
~Promotions....Or sombody saying good Job!
~Learning somthing new.
~Increasing your Max!
~Busting out one more rep!
~Seeing new cuts and Def.
~Damn it is hard not saying somthing about chicks....!!!! Grr...


F it ... With a Chick... Feeling their cold tounge. IF you don't know what that is I feel sorry for you. But if you want to ask. It is a great secret and you will wounder how you lived with out it all your life.

peac 'n beatz

 

[Big Eee Zee]

as a car person-flying in to a 45 turn at 90, kick the throttle, drop it into third, slam the brakes and lock up the rear, kick it out into brake-induced oversteer, then following it out exiting at 65.

in normal speak, this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXMbAtR5Bz0&mode=related&search=

 

[zerocelcius]

Drifter!

 

[Docs]

Drifter!

No, he gravity slides!:cheer: :cheer:

 

[logic1]

Rocketing down a straighaway at 150 in a 3000lb stock car and slamming into a turn of 30 degrees of paved banking only to gather your senses and do at the other end the same way.