Things Every Fat Girl Needs To Hear

Desdinova

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Someone posted this on Facebook...

http://www.worldlifestyle.com/beauty-style/14-things-every-fat-girl-absolutely-needs-to-hear

I can't tell you how much I dislike fat women lying to other fat women about how acceptable it is in society (especially men's eyes) to be a fvcking pig. So I figured I'd come up with my own list of things fat girls REALLY need to hear. Feel free to add more...



A good man will go for a woman more attractive than you.
The most desirable men know they have options, and that doesn't include you. You will get passed by for a much slimmer woman because you're at the bottom of his options.

You're always in the way.
Squeezing by someone in a cramped space is easy for thin people. When you do it, you're annoying. People at movie theaters resent you when you get up to get your fat ass another diet coke. Everyone has to stand up for you to squeeze by because you're too big.

Quit eating crap that keeps you fat
Pasta and potatoes may be your comfort foods, but they keep you fat. Quit eating that 5hit and replace it with lean meat and vegetables.

Cardio and Diet should be your friends.
You can't just go on a diet and hope you lose weight. Likewise, you can't hit the exercise bike and then enjoy a bag of potato chips afterwards. Cardio and diet go together.

Don't tell people you're losing weight when you're not.
Lying to them isn't going to make them see you as "not so big". When you actually DO lose weight, THEY will let you know.

If you do get a boyfriend, there's a good chance he'll dump you for someone more attractive.
A thin woman with a good personality wins over a fat girl with a good personality EVERY TIME.

Don't pursue men hoping they'll fall in love with your personality.
You WILL get hurt. Men will see you as a "nice friend" as opposed to a "hot, sexy, beautiful curvy woman".

Those are NOT curves.
Thin women with a specific shape to their body structure have curves. You have lumps and blobs that your skin is attempting to save from gravity.

Your clothing choices are limited and more expensive
Clothing for thin women is plentiful whether it be new or used, and it's also less expensive. Fat girls have less to choose from and more material used in manufacturing raises the cost of production. You pay more for your clothing. Also, good luck finding inexpensive, used pants that DON'T have holes in the thighs.

You're at risk for more health problems.
Yes, you are at higher risk of developing diabetes. You can also get bacterial infections between your rolls which makes you stink.

Stop using your thyroid and genetics as an excuse
Just stop. It's lame. We're tired of you being justified for your diet of french fries and spaghetti.

Pro-fat propaganda lies to you.
You do not have beautiful curves, you have ugly rolls. Men are not closed-minded for choosing thin women, they are hard-wired to find thin women attractive. Stop believing all the crap your fat friends are posting on Facebook.

Losing weight is a challenge until you find what works for you.
The most difficult part about losing weight is the first time you try to lose it. You're going to run into many walls before you find a system that works for you. Try something for a week and if you get no noticeable results, try something different. Once you find that magic combination of cardio and diet, stick with it.
 

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If I put that on my facebook page, fat girls would riot. I'd have a hundred comments telling me what an assh0le I was. Then the fat girl mafia would come kill me and eat me. When they got caught, they'd get a feminist lawyer who would invent a legal theory called 'fat girl rage,' and they'd reduce the charges to involuntary manslaughter.
 

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samspade said:
On a side note, she said "fukk" four times and "shyt" twice in her diatribe. Classy broad.
Click on her Facebook link and you'll see pictures of her in her panties and covered in tattoos. 100% unattractive to a high quality man.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
If I put that on my facebook page, ALL girls and white knights would riot. .

This is more likely.



And to the women:

STOP SAYING YOUR WEIGHT IS "AVERAGE".

STOP BLAMING YOUR THYROID.

YOU MIGHT SMELL. SERIOUSLY, IT'S PROBABLY YOU.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VOLUPTOUS AND FAT.
 

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Damn, Des, your article is far better written than that piece of garbage you linked to. I suspect I have more sympathy than most guys here for what fat women go through. I feel like their hormones and smaller bodies that carry less muscle can make staying thin a far tougher battle for them to fight than it is for men. But that doesn't change the fact that fat women are unattractive.

Better for them to hear the truth and act accordingly than to live a delusion like the author of that article wants them to. I mean, really, I'm not going to hate you because you're fat, just don't ask me to be sexually attracted to you.
 

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Real women have real curves, and real men go for real women!

So if you like a Charlize Theron type, what, you're a fückin gaylord??? LMAO So...I should feel bad and the girl I'm attracted to should feel bad because I didn't go for your sloppy, neck-rolled ass???

Even a skinny-fat girl that's visibly loose and out of shape, Id mention to go to the gym. Why someone wouldn't wanna be fit and strong and look great naked is beyond me.

It's all what your environment accepts. Take that self-loving fatty and drop her off in Switzerland, or Italy, or Australia to live for one year, all expenses paid. See how skinny she comes back. We're all a product of our environment.
 

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one of my cousin's often brought up the "big is beautiful" on her facebook (back when I used facebook)

And it was the same annoying lie over and over. I was tempted to tell her that beauty doesn't last and neither would she if she didn't do something about it but that would have destroyed her.

She was a thin kid growing up then just ballooned out of control during her teens.
 

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Desdinova said:
You can also get bacterial infections between your rolls which makes you stink.
After reading this, I shall go puke ... :eek:
 

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It's all what your environment accepts. Take that self-loving fatty and drop her off in Switzerland, or Italy, or Australia to live for one year, all expenses paid. See how skinny she comes back. We're all a product of our environment.
Not sure if serious...

We're right up there among the fattest nations on earth.
 

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Wow...people were getting very nasty on that site if you said anything they did not want to listen to concerning fat people. I would only ask all the overweight women....if they had to choose between their 300lb body and a body like a model...which would they select? Guess what....me too! I rest my case....Abe
 

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Not all, but many overweight women, simply don't want to get to close. Hence the weight. Of course, they won't admit this to anyone. A woman who really wants a man will lose weight.
 

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they are hard-wired to find thin women attractive.
My wiring must be faulty.
 

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sorry for posting here, but my god I love this so phuckin much.

Story time!

There was this picture posted by a group of a fat girl posing in a bikini and some crap about " THis should be average" or some crap along those lines. One of my buddies commented on it saying, "this is not average this is what happens when you eat to much mcdonalds" in about 15 seconds, he had about 30 comments on that picture saying how he is a scumbag etc.

Then I post, lol, "This is not healthy in anyway, your fat because you made yourself fat, stop making phucking excuses". These two girls I went to highschool with commented saying "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU JOHN YOU USED TO BE FAT YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND"

THat set me off. So i commented, " Yes I was fat but i DID NOT stay, I did something about it. Like you fat ****s should be doing now instead of being on fbook and complaining".

No response.

Phucking fat women.
 

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Funny thread, here's some to add:

"No, you haven't just been unlucky in dating to have a string of guys with erectile dysfunction, it's you."

"Tanning your fat may fool a drunk guy a couple of times, but it's not a good long-term plan."

"Stop... drinking... every... night."

"That torso twister machine at the gym you sit on and set to 20 pounds, slowly twist back and forth on for 10 minutes? not doing a goddam thing for you. We call that thing the 'lurch perch'."

"Every time you -ooze- over into my seat on an airplane, I throw up in my mouth."

"I know the minute you drop even a little of the weight, you are going to also drop that nice chumpish guy you are dating and start complaining about how you 'tried and tried so hard' but just weren't feeling it, and were all torn up about having to end it. We see right through that sh-t in about 5 seconds, so why are you bothering?"

"If you make a plan to change, and stick to it over time, I will move heaven and earth to support and help you achieve your goal." One day I may even meet a taker.
 
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