Things chicks do that makes you laugh your azz off

[Naughty Ninja]

Things that chicks do that make you laugh your azz off. Whether it be something hypocritical, a pet peeve, anything completely ridiculous or all three.

One I thought of is chicks who sing along in bars, clubs you're at to "revenge" songs against dudes who "did them wrong" like: "Before he cheats" Carrie Underwood etc.

As if these dopey broads are looking for a "good, real man" but somehow keep falling for "jerk after jerk" as if they aren't complete azzhats themselves. LMAO

Same chicks who do the same sh1t they accuse the "bad guys" of doing. GTFO

(I'm talking about the groups of chicks who do this all singing along. Not just one chick. The "look at us, we've been wronged" clown act.)

Any other examples of sh1t that may have pissed you off or you find completely laughable that chicks do?

 

[Deep Dish]

One really amusing phenomenon is when girls spontaneously ignite into dancing by themselves in a neighborhood restaurant bar... because nobody is paying any attention to them. It’s even more amusing this only begins to happen when chicks are in their mid-twenties.

There was this one time I was hanging out with a buddy from Sosuave in a trendy restaurant. Right after I shared this observation with him, a cougar hit on me. When I was dismissive, she turned around and… started dancing! :woo:

:crackup:

 

[Naughty Ninja]

One really amusing phenomenon is when girls spontaneously ignite into dancing by themselves in a neighborhood restaurant bar... because nobody is paying any attention to them. It’s even more amusing this only begins to happen when chicks are in their mid-twenties.

There was this one time I was hanging out with a buddy from Sosuave in a trendy restaurant. Right after I shared this observation with him, a cougar hit on me. When I was dismissive, she turned around and… started dancing! :woo:

:crackup:

Damn dude I swear that is a great observation. I've noticed that too! lol. I guess it's a chicks way of showing a guy his "rejection" didn't bother her and she's having and is so much "fun". That and yes I think they want dudes to check them out and see them shakin' it to one up the other chicks in the place. Like causing a subtle "scene" to get noticed more. Like: "Look at her moves!" haha
lol. That was good!

 

[sageproduct]

Lol. There is this one girl in my stupid social group who's a very young 18 years old, dramatic, likes to post dramatic Facebook statuses, AND is a foreigner whose English skills are still rather poor. On top of that, she uses the fwcking strangest spacing for her punctuation marks/emoticons.These all combine for some great hilarity at times. Here are some gems of posts from her Facebook:

(Today) "People who talk **** about others or judge other peoples lifes, it's because they have NO life! And Thats pretty sad fact. .. "

"I dont care where i am living or where i am gonna live!
I ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE I COME FROM!
i love u GEORGIA!
(ragac dzaan patriotulad gjers magram mainc)"

"Sitting in this class is the last thing I wanna do right now ! )"

"According to U.S constitution - "Eating in a place that is on Fire is Forbidden '' - LOL yes I usually go in a places where is fire to eat )))) this makes no sense LOL"

""

"Went to Help Children with Disabilities, this is the best thing i've done in my life!!!! I was feeling like crying, and i wanted to do everything for them!! I swear when i will grow up and Will have Billions i Will spend a lot of money to help people like them! "

"People say i am crazy ! lol I am totally agree with that part =))))))))"

"Nothing can be worse than Listening to Jazz when you don't like it and have to because You have class History of Jazz ("

"We don't lose friends, just learn who our real ones are, which sometimes is hard to figure out and sad to face it ...."

"Why i said No to the most Caliente guy in Michigan ? Diana Davitaia =))))"

"OMG I don't want to go back to Chicago!!!!"

lol thanks for this thread. just spent a good 5 minutes looking at her Facebook and laughing my a$$ off cuz of it.

 

[Purefilth]

"Well are you going to buy me a drink then?"

:crackup:
Beatch please! YOU can buy ME one.



However i do feel slightly humbled when the occasional girl offers to buy mine for me.

 

[Gunner26]

Some good ones there. I'm at uni at the moment, don't know if women are still like this as you get older, but my mates and I find it hilarious that the girls say this after every evening.

Basically you'll be talking to a girl after a night out and all of them, no exception, will say something along the lines of

'Oh my God I was SOOOOOO drunk last night hahahahahaha'

Then they proceed to say how they passed out in the kitchen/ate a burrito/****ed a horse etc..

My mates and I sit there, nod our heads, looking at each other knowing that the girl had 3 Smirnoff Ice's and a shot of Apple Sourz. ****'s hilarious.

Gunner

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Lol. There is this one girl in my stupid social group who's a very young 18 years old, dramatic, likes to post dramatic Facebook statuses, AND is a foreigner whose English skills are still rather poor. On top of that, she uses the fwcking strangest spacing for her punctuation marks/emoticons.These all combine for some great hilarity at times. Here are some gems of posts from her Facebook:

(Today) "People who talk **** about others or judge other peoples lifes, it's because they have NO life! And Thats pretty sad fact. .. "

"I dont care where i am living or where i am gonna live!
I ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE I COME FROM!
i love u GEORGIA!
(ragac dzaan patriotulad gjers magram mainc)"

"Sitting in this class is the last thing I wanna do right now ! )"

"According to U.S constitution - "Eating in a place that is on Fire is Forbidden '' - LOL yes I usually go in a places where is fire to eat )))) this makes no sense LOL"

""

"Went to Help Children with Disabilities, this is the best thing i've done in my life!!!! I was feeling like crying, and i wanted to do everything for them!! I swear when i will grow up and Will have Billions i Will spend a lot of money to help people like them! "

"People say i am crazy ! lol I am totally agree with that part =))))))))"

"Nothing can be worse than Listening to Jazz when you don't like it and have to because You have class History of Jazz ("

"We don't lose friends, just learn who our real ones are, which sometimes is hard to figure out and sad to face it ...."

"Why i said No to the most Caliente guy in Michigan ? Diana Davitaia =))))"

"OMG I don't want to go back to Chicago!!!!"

lol thanks for this thread. just spent a good 5 minutes looking at her Facebook and laughing my a$$ off cuz of it.

You're examples are just one of the reasons I deleted Facialbook permanently.

 

[Darth]

When she says "I'm not looking for a relationship right now" and then you kiss her 30 seconds later. Nice try, LOL

When she says, "I only date guys who *lists a long list of traits I don't have*" and then ends up dating me.

When she says "We need to talk." LMAO

When they bump into you and then look away quickly pretending it was an accident. LOL

Gosh there are so many...girls are hilarious

When she tells you she has a boyfriend and then 3 minutes later into conversation she says, "He's not really my boyfriend- actually I've never even met him." haha

When they try to tell me what to do or give me instructions. ROTFLMAO

 

[Darth]

Basically you'll be talking to a girl after a night out and all of them, no exception, will say something along the lines of

'Oh my God I was SOOOOOO drunk last night hahahahahaha'

Oh gosh, yes.

Which is very unladylike, incidentally.

 

[VladPatton]

How about when they shoot you down, don't answer your texts and dismiss you only to whip their hair and walk by your car when they are in proximity to you as if to bait you once more. A neighbor chick does this all the time, almost every morning.

Bıtch you flat-blasted me, I ain't fallin for it again, fück off! lol

 

[Who Dares Win]

When I lie to girls I over exaggerate my lies untill they become ridicolous yet they still buy it if said in a honest convinced tone.

At first I was usually saying :
"Im not coming to you because your friend didnt want me, I just happened to see her here before you, if I were to see you at the same time I would have come to you".

Now Im saying:
"I feel that there is a special connection between us,I feel like I knew you forever and something deep inside me tells me that this is a one lifetime opportunity for me, what I felt stunned me, thats why I approched your friend instead of you, such pressure scared me and I had to divert to someone unpersonal but then I realized you were worth it."

"yeah I had sex with her but I was thinking about you, you forced me to have sex with her, you left me no other choice and not only you dont respect my feelings and sufference for what just happened but you try to harm me even more with your words, what a terrible wrong I did to you to deserve such treatment?"

And the ridicolous thing is that they not only believe it but they start feeling whatever emotions I was faking to feel, they even accept the frame and reinforce it.

 

[yougottaknow90]

One really amusing phenomenon is when girls spontaneously ignite into dancing by themselves in a neighborhood restaurant bar... because nobody is paying any attention to them. It’s even more amusing this only begins to happen when chicks are in their mid-twenties.

There was this one time I was hanging out with a buddy from Sosuave in a trendy restaurant. Right after I shared this observation with him, a cougar hit on me. When I was dismissive, she turned around and… started dancing! :woo:

:crackup:

This one killed me. Lmao. So true.

Great topic btw TC. In for the lulz.

When I lie to girls I over exaggerate my lies untill they become ridicolous yet they still buy it if said in a honest convinced tone.

At first I was usually saying :
"Im not coming to you because your friend didnt want me, I just happened to see her here before you, if I were to see you at the same time I would have come to you".

Now Im saying:
"I feel that there is a special connection between us,I feel like I knew you forever and something deep inside me tells me that this is a one lifetime opportunity for me, what I felt stunned me, thats why I approched your friend instead of you, such pressure scared me and I had to divert to someone unpersonal but then I realized you were worth it."

"yeah I had sex with her but I was thinking about you, you forced me to have sex with her, you left me no other choice and not only you dont respect my feelings and sufference for what just happened but you try to harm me even more with your words, what a terrible wrong I did to you to deserve such treatment?"

And the ridicolous thing is that they not only believe it but they start feeling whatever emotions I was faking to feel, they even accept the frame and reinforce it.

This is great too. As a guy you can throw the most nonsensical garbage at a woman and as long as you make it sound somewhat poetic/emotional they'll do all the rationalizing for you. lol.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

How about when they shoot you down, don't answer your texts and dismiss you only to whip their hair and walk by your car when they are in proximity to you as if to bait you once more. A neighbor chick does this all the time, almost every morning.

Bıtch you flat-blasted me, I ain't fallin for it again, fück off! lol

The AWing types who love to "Pinnocchio" dudes like puppets need to be not gotten mad at at all. Simply act cordial but completely indifferent to them. It doesn't affect you and they then know you are on to their nonsense.

You simply have to keep that frame with them as soon as they start. As if they were a silly little child.

 

[backbreaker]

chicks who catch but won't swallow. that's pointless **** it's already there. like swallowing is some level of whorism you just refuse to stoop to. chick will sit there and suck you bone dry and catch your **** then spend 5 mintues in the bathroom trying to rinse the **** out. im' like damn why didn't you just swallow that **** or not catch in the first place. makes no sense

 

[Bumsniff]

Girls who laughably tell you they are so over and or hate the club scene yet you can be sure to see them there weekend after weekend.

Girls who hate Facebook but have an extra 2000 friends they've never met.

Girls who have any cliche'd saying tattoo'd anywhere on them. #dimwit

 

[VladPatton]

The AWing types who love to "Pinnocchio" dudes like puppets need to be not gotten mad at at all. Simply act cordial but completely indifferent to them. It doesn't affect you and they then know you are on to their nonsense.

You simply have to keep that frame with them as soon as they start. As if they were a silly little child.

Yeah, man, definitely. One time I she started to talk while we passed each other on the street and I just said "hi" and kept on walking lol. She must of felt dumb as shıt. Girls, gotta love em.

 

[sageproduct]

Here ya go Ninja.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00kk69STGoE