There is no hope for the AFCs here

[AC/DC]

So I was on AIM, and some aspiring DJ IMs me... and I can't explain how bad it was. I'm changing his name.. but this guy needs a hobby.

It's 1AM, and I'm talkin to a girl on the phone:

EliteMaster: ohohoo
HangTen3000: hello
EliteMaster: ohohohoho
EliteMaster: wut u up 2 big boy
HangTen3000: ionno
HangTen3000: hollerin at females
EliteMaster: oh ya big boy?
EliteMaster: i had a nice round of reversi
EliteMaster:
HangTen3000: you're cool.
EliteMaster: thank you
EliteMaster: so how are the ladies?
HangTen3000: who cares?
EliteMaster: i do sir
EliteMaster: i care
HangTen3000: i dont
HangTen3000: haha
HangTen3000: after they leave my house or car, I dont care
EliteMaster: u have decided to be homosexual ?
EliteMaster: ??
HangTen3000: hell no
EliteMaster: so how are the ladies with you
HangTen3000: ooh
HangTen3000: lol
HangTen3000: 3 a day keeps AFC away
EliteMaster: what does that mean keeeps afc away?
HangTen3000: dude
EliteMaster: is you keeping women from your friend ?
HangTen3000: i should smack you
EliteMaster: ??
EliteMaster: so u having sex 3 times a day ! thats energetic for you
HangTen3000: not that much
HangTen3000: i talk to hella females tho
EliteMaster: so u mean 3 a day keeps afc away?
EliteMaster: its good to talk
EliteMaster: im glad u talk
HangTen3000: ....
HangTen3000: sure
HangTen3000: you're very strange
EliteMaster: why strange?
EliteMaster: you are not glad u talk ?
HangTen3000: why is this a topic of conversation?
EliteMaster: u said "i talk to hella femals tho"
EliteMaster: i said glad, and u said im strange
HangTen3000: hows that relevant?
EliteMaster: so im wondering are u not glad u talk ??
EliteMaster: u asked me why is this a topic
HangTen3000: dude
HangTen3000: save this convo
HangTen3000: read it to yourself
HangTen3000: and see if you are makign any sense
EliteMaster: well im proud u talk a lot
EliteMaster:
HangTen3000: dude
EliteMasterMan: hi
HangTen3000: stop it
EliteMasterMan: ? stop what sir

This conversation made me wanna kill myself.

 

[MindOverMatter]

I thought this thread was gonna link to some funny "my gf cheated on me, what present should i get her so she doesnt do it again" thread on the DJ general forum, but it turns out it's just a weak AIM conversation.

Anyway, to save everyone the time of guessing who this mystery person is, you can find the full aim contact name at this link.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=23699

 

[MetalFortress]

MindOverMatter with the save! Funny as hell... thanks for the quick research!

 

[syncmaster]

Ever thought that his command of the english language wasn't as strong as yours and that perhaps instead of sneering at him you might want to help him out?

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
I thought this thread was gonna link to some funny "my gf cheated on me, what present should i get her so she doesnt do it again" thread on the DJ general forum, but it turns out it's just a weak AIM conversation.

Anyway, to save everyone the time of guessing who this mystery person is, you can find the full aim contact name at this link.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=23699

Oh that is way too funny.... hahahahahaha I knew something just wasn't right with him.

Anyways, that IM convo is hillarious, AC/DC

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[dip]

Originally posted by syncmaster
Ever thought that his command of the english language wasn't as strong as yours and that perhaps instead of sneering at him you might want to help him out?

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by syncmaster
Ever thought that his command of the english language wasn't as strong as yours and that perhaps instead of sneering at him you might want to help him out?

Nope

He never asked a question.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

He's from canada

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY
He's from canada

what's that suposed to meen

 

[syncmaster]

Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY
He's from canada

Yeah really?

 

[Unregistered]

He speaks Canadian?

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Hey now, don't you be knocking us Canadians

We're not all retarded....at least not all the time, anyways.

 

[brucevangeorge]

RawBlood is deffinetly not one of us. I dont consider him Canadian.

Lets never mention his name again.

 

[comic_relief]

30 posts a day

He's a Master Don Juan? That convo made no sense whatsoever.

 

[syncmaster]

NT

 

[Deep Dish]

Originally posted by Unregistered
He speaks Canadian?

Eh?

 

[S-lemond]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

He fits the profile of tyler durden in "the game"

 

[Centaurion]

Thats exactly the reason why I've deleted and blocked all the 'DJs' on my MSN list (I speak to a few old timers though).