The Worst THing You Have Ever Said to a Girl

[ValleyDJing]

hahaha! I was getting blown by this one chick, and after she was through with me, she wanted me to return the favor. As soon as this chicks panties came off...the smell hit me. And this wasn't your ordinary pink stink. This chick's coochie STANK! I just said flat out, "I'm not doing that. You're ***** smells sooooo fuking bad!" I mean, no sugar coating or nothing. lol! She made me walk home after that and the only other time I ever talked to her again, was when I drunk dialed her demanding that she come over immediately to give me another beej.

 

[Zerix]

hahaha! I was getting blown by this one chick, and after she was through with me, she wanted me to return the favor. As soon as this chicks panties came off...the smell hit me. And this wasn't your ordinary pink stink. This chick's coochie STANK! I just said flat out, "I'm not doing that. You're ***** smells sooooo fuking bad!" I mean, no sugar coating or nothing. lol! She made me walk home after that and the only other time I ever talked to her again, was when I drunk dialed her demanding that she come over immediately to give me another beej.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[mpimpin]

I got more intoxicated then I ever have before last night and started talking to this girl my drunk version of trying to pick her up. This is what i recall from my wasted memory. No this is not a normal approach for me ...

me: so what are you doing here with 4 guys drinking?
k: My friend left so now im here alone
Me: so 4 guys.. mhmm which one you wanna fvck? Or you wanna a gangbang?
k: laughter no
me: Well i see your wearing that low cut shirt offering me beer. I think you want in my pants!! Well baby ill make it easy for you I'll take em off! (which i started to do)
K: Let me get you another beer...

She got me another beer then I guess my friends took me home. I've been getting calls from people all day that I supposedly drunk dialed last night

 

[Rebound Material]

ME: If you were a girl you'd be so fcukin ugly cristine.
HER: =(


I was sober btw.

 

[foomee]

"Your mom looks nothing like you....(pause)....she's pretty."


..this was a big neg hit that DIDN'T work. the tone and the smirk and everything was consistent, but it was just too harsh.

 

[Bonhomme]

Did you fall from heaven.....?

Because it looks like you hit the ground pretty hard.

:crackup:

Gotta remember that one for next time I encounter some real stuck-up hottie.

 

[ThreeStorms]

I was with this milf and I didn't want to spend so much for this shopping trip... since I just bought her a new 600 dollar phone..and a couple hundred the week before..she was like 'when guys used to date me, they used spend hundreds just on a date and blah , blah'.. in my mind i thought.BUT DID NOT SAY.'biatch, thats for when they're young, hot and have perky breasts and a tight ass' ...'go and try getting any guy out there to spent 100 cents on your milf ass' .

afterthat bad thought, I decided just to cough up the extra couple hundred because that was a plain mean thing to say and i didn't want to lose a friend over some stupid i had said. She's a good friend and I m not going to hurt her over such a trival matter.

Is this a joke? Else, you must be the worst case of AFC I've seen around here. You really spend hundreds of bucks on this woman WTF?!?!

 

[KneghtRyder]

Is this a joke? Else, you must be the worst case of AFC I've seen around here. You really spend hundreds of bucks on this woman WTF?!?!

yeah even though I READ REad and read those AFC ways are still sometimes in my System.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Worst thing I ever said to a woman?

"I love you"