The worst thing to say after sex

[Blackdragon5095]

Rules #

1. Make it be funny :crackup:

2. This is after you had sex with a girl.

3. Be a 100% jerk :box:

I'll go first

Girl: How was the sex ??

Me: The girl last nite was better

 

[AngelusPUA]

Her: How was it?

Me: Your sister was better

 

[IsiMan84]

Her: How was it?

Me: I'll have to wait until the itch goes away to better answer your question.

 

[skip2mylou781]

Her: wow that was AMAZING!!

me: stfu and kiss me!

 

[DDevil]

Her: How was it?

Me: How was what?

I acually said this once just to mess with her.

 

[Paradigm Artisan]

After having sex with her I would yell "YOU GOT PUNKED!!"

And then out comes the hidden camera crew from behind the closet.

 

[Chaos-Knight]

Her: how was it?

me: I'll give you an "E" for effort...

 

[Point Blank]

Her: How was it?
Me: The sheets were really comfortable

 

[S1NN3R]

Her: How was it?

Me: Sh!t, I think I just heard my wife downstairs!

Or after sex.....

Her: Oh god yes!

Me: Shhhh, I'm not paying you to "talk".

 

[IsiMan84]

Her: How was it?

Me: I love you.

 

[ORTIZ SANCHEZ]

Her: How was it?

Me: How was what?

I acually said this once just to mess with her.

lol thats funny

 

[Fash]

Her: How was it?

Me: Wow! I'm not a virgin anymore!!! :woo:

 

[Tomatoes]

Her: How was it for you

Me: Your mum was better. However she did give me these bastard crabs.



Sarge On!

 

[Alittude]

"You have a runny nose, oh...that's just my cumm".

 

[jonwon]

Wh' Wh' dam why did you have to wake my up, i was dreaming i was screwing Tom Cruise.


You know i did not want to say, but i cant keep it in anymore, you have BAD BO.


Or the very worst, by the way i have AIDS.

 

[Vulpine]

HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
________________

V: *Leans over the edge of the bed and makes puking noises*

 

[Luke Skywalker]

q: how was the sex?

a: Here is a dollar for your 'services', and actually give her a dollar. That's how I rate it.

 

[Yuriy777]

HB: "How was the sex?"

V: "Like dipping a hot dog into a bucket of water."
...

I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from )

 

[i am me]

"how was it?"

"shut up and make me a sandwich"

 

[Faded Image]

Her: Did you enjoy it?

You: Yeah, but i didn't like the smell.