The worst Pickup lines

[Blackdragon5095]

I though we have a little fun and since everyone here SHOULD KNOW WHAT A BAD PICK UP LINE IS OR BAD APPORACH IS we can help the newbies know what bad pickup lines are.

1. You look like my next girlfriend
2. Whats your phone number ( this is the first thing he says to a girl )

Remember all these bad pick up lines will end him in the rejection zone. AND IF YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT A BAD PICKUP LINE IS THEN DON"T POST AT ALL THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING !!!!!!!!
Thank you

 

[VoiceofReason]

I'm not kidding. I heard this at work today:

"I'm an undercover agent for the F.B.I. and my mission is to get all the phone numbers I can. Can I have yours?"

This is not only the worst pickup line, but one of the dumbest things ever uttered by a member of the human race. I've said my piece...

Voice, out...

1!

 

[thederekeffect1]

All of them...

 

[Sweetcheeks]

I like them.

You guys are wrong.

I'm gonna use these lines tonight.

 

[DJDanny]

Originally posted by VoiceofReason
"I'm an undercover agent for the F.B.I. and my mission is to get all the phone numbers I can. Can I have yours?"

You know fix that one up a bit and it could probably work nicely once you've built some rapport.

 

[[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]]

lol..

hi... my names Chance...do i have one?

 

[The Nice Guy is Gone]

what about the infamous:

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

That is by far, the worst one I have ever heard.

I actually heard it used one night when I was living up north. She turned around and walked off. Can't say I blame her, though.

 

[lurker]

My friend say this to a girl he wanted to sarge

*excuse me miss, i couldnt stop noticing you from afar and i wanted to get to know you ,if i could put two letters in the alphabet it would be you and i* he thought he is a mack.


AND my american friend say's

*hey baby you got a man *

 

[xblitz44x]

"Hey, I know this sounds sudden why don't you come home with me and I'll show you my dark basement?"

Actually that could work if she has a sense of humor and finds you attractive.

 

[Q-Pid]

Originally posted by xblitz44x
"Hey, I know this sounds sudden why don't you come home with me and I'll show you my dark basement?"

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Aaron B]

I don't use pickup lines, and don't know any

 

[Tyron]

it's not that much about lines.. you can get away with pretty much everything if you send correct bodylanguage, do it right time and place etc..

for example, imagine: a lot of eye contact with hb9, no turning gazes too early and you having fun. This chick is surely checking you out and realizing you have it together but why won't he come to speak to me. Then after you have speak to your other girlfriends you walk to her and "2. Whats your phone number ( this is the first thing he says to a girl )"

ouh, I read other posts: "I'm an undercover agent for the F.B.I. and my mission is to get all the phone numbers I can. Can I have yours?". Now this has a lot of potential. Sorry mate, i just have to borrow this

 

[Skel]

I actually heard someone say to a girl " can i borrow your hole"

um wtf kind of sh6t is that?

 

[trd323]

"you must be from jamaica 'cause your jamaican me crazy"

" you must have a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them"

"you must be an astronaut, because your ass is out of this world"

"how do you like your eggs? so, i can make it for you in the morning"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"

 

[WhitePimp]

Hey babe, your parents must be terrorists, because you're the bomb

Hilariously stupid!

 

[xblitz44x]

Pick-up lines really don't make or break your approach if you use them right. This one time, it was about 1:30 am and I was circling the bar, plastered, shouting "Where the HELL is the free pvssy in this place???" A girl raised her hand. Needless to say, I banged her out not much later. If she's into you, it doesn't matter as much as you think.

 

[Vibe]

Here's one, compliments of Dane Cook.

You go up to a girl at a bar and say

"Will you be walking to your car by yourself later? I'll be watching you from this corner..."




~Vibe~

 

[Badmannaz]

Hey nice shoes!!

wanna F*ck??

 

[bullmoose]

"You'll do. Let's go."

 

[BrotherAP]

"Hey, let's go back to my place for some pizza and great sex. No? What's wrong with pizza?"

"Hey, I just had to tell you that that outfit is very becoming on you! Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too"

"Excuse me, miss... I lost my phone number. May I borrow yours?"