Maximus Rex
Banned
On the final episode of Breaking Bad, Walt finally admits to Skyler that he liked cooking crank and being a gangster. Saturday afternoon, I came to a startling realization about my feelings in regards to "THE HI YELLA CHINKY EYED A CUP". Yes, I wanted cook tacos for her. Yes, I wanted to take to the first Saturday at the Brooklyn Museum. I wanted to give her a Canada Goose coat, A pair of Canada Goose mittens, and those Hunter boots for Christmas. I wanted to show her around St. John's, hopefully there would be somebody at the piano in the D'Angelo Center and I could convince her to sing a song. I liked our conversations, her accent, indulging her wacky conspiracy theories, of course I wanted to f*ck her the sh*t out of short ass, and finally get to see her massive rack. However, that will never be, she took all of that away from ya boy, along with her taking away any reason whatsoever for ole Rex to like her, (even platonically,) is what has me feeling some kind of way.
Friday was her birthday, (and going against my better judgment and indulging the few leftover simp tendencies that I have left,) I went to her Facebook page, knowing damn well that there wasn't anything on there for me to see. The first thing that pissed off me was the thanks that she gave to everybody who sent her a birthday greeting and how appreciative she was of their friendship.
I'm thinking to myself. "Okay with the exception of your b.f.f. who at your school has (especially a dude,) has extended themselves and shown you greater friendship then me? I guess hanging out with you, lending you my text book, and helping your with your moot court argument doesn't account for anything. She made another comment about the friends she made and "how she learned that she couldn't be friends with everybody." Call ole Rex paranoid, but I feel as if that comment was directed at me.
Here's the kicker. Her b.f.f. made her a Flip-a-Gram, and "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." commented that she liked it however, she had one complaint. Her b.f.f. asked her what was the compliant, and "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." said to take out the picture with Rex in it. Now I wouldn't have tripped if it was just a picture of me and her, however, the picture was just a random selfie that I happened to be in. Now I'm heated and I'm thinking to myself "What the f*ck is this b*tch trippin' off of? The last time that I seen her, everything was cool. However, when I see her again for the Paralegal Club's trip to Ellis Island, ya boy is "persona non grata" and she's acting as if I'm the faggot that called her a hoe at the Paralegal Club meeting during the Spring Semester.
Then I have the first of my two "Walter White Epiphanies." (If you go to "The Adventures Of Omipotens Maximus Rex: Reports From The Field, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=177649&page=3 Post 53 you'll see a picture of her.)
That picture was taken in November of last year and as you can see, "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." is a chunkster, but her chinky eyes, height, (Rex loves vertically challenged women,) her affable personality, frame of reference and of course her big ass titties, negated that fact she about 30-40 lbs overweight and I'd give her a 6.5. However, since that picture, she's probably gained another 20-30 lbs.
I want to come through my old school's Paralegal Club meeting with a bad chick, (at least an HB 8) as I originally thought, to prove to her that I can get women waaaay hotter than her and have her thinking to herself, "Damn, Rex wanted to f*ck with me, I shot him down, but he got a chick that looks a lot better than I do.
Then I had the "Walter White Epiphany". As I thought about it, I realized "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." doesn't like me in any shape, form, or fashion, and she wouldn't care if I brought a chick to the Paralegal Club meeting that was hotter than her, just as Walt admitted to Skyler that he enjoyed making crank that was 97% pure, I admitted that I wanted to bring hot chick through the Paralegal Club meeting to prove to myself could that I pull a broad that is cuter, hotter, younger, and slimmer than "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C."
Then I had my second Walter White Epiphany, as much as I cared for, lusted after, wanted to in a relationship with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." there was something else fueling my emotions towards her, and that something is what now drives my great dislike of her, and that is, I liked liking her. I know that's a weird concept, but essentially, I liked how I felt towards this girl, (even though there was absolutely no reason for me to feel that way towards her.) and despite her rejecting me romantically, I was willing, (and perhaps the most simptastic statement I'll make on this site,) to accept her friendship as constellation prize. By "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." disrespecting me the way she has, it not only shattered the image that I had of her and took away any reason for me to like her, her insolence towards me is also cause for ole Rex not to acknowledge her presence on the planet.
I wish that it didn't have to be this way and I sincerely wished that whatever issue that she has with me, she would have had the courage and integrity to speak to me about it. That's the thing that has me f*cked in the Game, I don't know where this animosity is coming from. Hell, I would have cool with, "Hey Rex. Thanks for lending me the book and helping me my argument, but when I come back to school in the fall, i'm not really trying to f*ck with you." That would have better than this **** girl sh*t that she's pulling now. However, I like "THE INSECT" said, "She's wack and I didn't have any business f*cking with her anyway."
Friday was her birthday, (and going against my better judgment and indulging the few leftover simp tendencies that I have left,) I went to her Facebook page, knowing damn well that there wasn't anything on there for me to see. The first thing that pissed off me was the thanks that she gave to everybody who sent her a birthday greeting and how appreciative she was of their friendship.
I'm thinking to myself. "Okay with the exception of your b.f.f. who at your school has (especially a dude,) has extended themselves and shown you greater friendship then me? I guess hanging out with you, lending you my text book, and helping your with your moot court argument doesn't account for anything. She made another comment about the friends she made and "how she learned that she couldn't be friends with everybody." Call ole Rex paranoid, but I feel as if that comment was directed at me.
Here's the kicker. Her b.f.f. made her a Flip-a-Gram, and "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." commented that she liked it however, she had one complaint. Her b.f.f. asked her what was the compliant, and "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." said to take out the picture with Rex in it. Now I wouldn't have tripped if it was just a picture of me and her, however, the picture was just a random selfie that I happened to be in. Now I'm heated and I'm thinking to myself "What the f*ck is this b*tch trippin' off of? The last time that I seen her, everything was cool. However, when I see her again for the Paralegal Club's trip to Ellis Island, ya boy is "persona non grata" and she's acting as if I'm the faggot that called her a hoe at the Paralegal Club meeting during the Spring Semester.
Then I have the first of my two "Walter White Epiphanies." (If you go to "The Adventures Of Omipotens Maximus Rex: Reports From The Field, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=177649&page=3 Post 53 you'll see a picture of her.)
That picture was taken in November of last year and as you can see, "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." is a chunkster, but her chinky eyes, height, (Rex loves vertically challenged women,) her affable personality, frame of reference and of course her big ass titties, negated that fact she about 30-40 lbs overweight and I'd give her a 6.5. However, since that picture, she's probably gained another 20-30 lbs.
I want to come through my old school's Paralegal Club meeting with a bad chick, (at least an HB 8) as I originally thought, to prove to her that I can get women waaaay hotter than her and have her thinking to herself, "Damn, Rex wanted to f*ck with me, I shot him down, but he got a chick that looks a lot better than I do.
Then I had the "Walter White Epiphany". As I thought about it, I realized "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." doesn't like me in any shape, form, or fashion, and she wouldn't care if I brought a chick to the Paralegal Club meeting that was hotter than her, just as Walt admitted to Skyler that he enjoyed making crank that was 97% pure, I admitted that I wanted to bring hot chick through the Paralegal Club meeting to prove to myself could that I pull a broad that is cuter, hotter, younger, and slimmer than "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C."
Then I had my second Walter White Epiphany, as much as I cared for, lusted after, wanted to in a relationship with "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." there was something else fueling my emotions towards her, and that something is what now drives my great dislike of her, and that is, I liked liking her. I know that's a weird concept, but essentially, I liked how I felt towards this girl, (even though there was absolutely no reason for me to feel that way towards her.) and despite her rejecting me romantically, I was willing, (and perhaps the most simptastic statement I'll make on this site,) to accept her friendship as constellation prize. By "T.H.Y.C.E.A.C." disrespecting me the way she has, it not only shattered the image that I had of her and took away any reason for me to like her, her insolence towards me is also cause for ole Rex not to acknowledge her presence on the planet.
I wish that it didn't have to be this way and I sincerely wished that whatever issue that she has with me, she would have had the courage and integrity to speak to me about it. That's the thing that has me f*cked in the Game, I don't know where this animosity is coming from. Hell, I would have cool with, "Hey Rex. Thanks for lending me the book and helping me my argument, but when I come back to school in the fall, i'm not really trying to f*ck with you." That would have better than this **** girl sh*t that she's pulling now. However, I like "THE INSECT" said, "She's wack and I didn't have any business f*cking with her anyway."
