The Visible Erection Strategy

[619joe]

Its kinda funny

but other than that its a ridiculously stupid move that was just luck unfortunatly.

Youd be getting more slaps than successful pulls,so how is that considered a strategy?A strategy is supposed to work well.

 

[Allaia]

After a bad night, I really needed the laugh!!

 

[SinJester]

"FR: Visible Erection Strategy

So I basically went out with this huge hard to. Walked right up to a HB9 and rubbed it in her face. She slapped me, massive IOI. Hey 'boyfriend' came over and gave me crap so I just showed him the merchandise, he looked discusted and pissed off, I AMOGED him good.

Tried to #close a HB7.5, she took one look at my massive dong and went and talked to her friends. Didn't get the number, I think I wasn't direct enough, wasn't alpha enough.

Tried some MM stuff but it wasn't going anywhere. Obviously cos all MM stuff is crap. I mean my game was spot on, maybe I just wasn't hard enough. I'll try a different brand of viagra next time, and use natural game.

Hm overall I wasn't that succesfull. 3 slapcloses but not even a number or makeout. I'm not one to give up on a theory till its thoughrouly tested. Anyone who doubts me is obviously a KJ who has never been laid. Anyone who actually goes out consistantly can give me advice on where they think i went wrong. Tomorrow I think I'll try the spunk technique someone suggested."

 

[BBQsauce]

Oh man, NOBODY try this. I went for it again Friday night to see if it would work again, and I got kicked out of two clubs and a bar.

I must have just gotten lucky.

 

[lordson]

yeah, I'm calling you out on your BS for that one too

 

[MrS]

LOL Nice

 

[Colin O'Brien]

This thread oozes win.

 

[MrNotebook]

this is sick...

I can't believe a bunch of MEN talking about a DIKC boner. You mean to tell me that we need to employ "tricks" for women to like us rather than for who we are?

So sad I tell ya.

 

[Nighthawk]

Anyone got the link to the George McFly Backslap Technique or whatever it was called?

 

[Beffing]

sounds great, but very hard to believe, kind of like me posting saying I used the apocalypse opener to close two sets in one night

 

[ShadowScout22]

hi guys new to the forum sosuave.net posting but have been readgin a lot lately & just wanted 2 share my results with this (even tho alot of you all think it is fake

other night i am in a small club i never go to that is pretty hip as far as i know (music they play is like black-eyed peas, kid rocks old hits classics like led zep etc0 and i'm wearing some khakis and a normal red tshirt no boxers. so i spot this HB7.5 and move in while afew of her freinds are gone 2 minimalize them interfering as this is a risky technique and all, experemental and everything.

my d*** is about average, dunno 6-7 in. so it's pretty big looking from inside my pants and i know she sees it because we are just standing and i say "what's up baby how you doin" but she just laughs and says 'are u for real haha"

so i say to her "yeah i like you was baby too soon" and she says "man you are weird huh" but she is smiling and interested so i just pretend not to notice and we have some rapport, she is kinda of boring so i have to think about f***ing her to kep my d*** hard (sry for language their) even though her friends come back it is still going good/strong/etc..

after about 10--15 min. i get her # and that was last friday today i called her and we are going out wed. night for dinner

have to say this worked great for such a strange technique and i will be tring it again in the future

 

[Nighthawk]

so i say to her "yeah i like you was baby too soon"

You said what?

 

[ShadowScout22]

what do you mean she just asked if i was serious & i said yes and asked was saying baby to soon for her but she semeed ok afterwards

 

[labrat]

what do you mean she just asked if i was serious & i said yes and asked was saying baby to soon for her but she semeed ok afterwards

You ever heard of punctuation? The little dot: . It goes at the end of a sentence. The little dot with a curvy tail: , it goes in between different parts of a sentence.
You should try using them, it would make your posts much clearer

 

[Sandow]

I've Seen This A Few Times And I've Never Seen That Kind Of Result Before. Usually The Girls Are Either Laughing Out Loud Or Really Embarrassed. Like Bible Belt Said, Girls Dont Get Turned On By Noticing Boners.lol. If That Was The Case, Evryone Would Be Getting More A$$ Than A Toilet Seat

 

[ShadowScout22]

sorry lol i will try to do better! i dont really type all that much since i grad. high school.:crazy:

 

[SinJester]

God, just think, everytime we had a boner in class and got asked to go up and write something on the board but were too embarrased to... We wouldn't have be laughed at, every girl this including the teacher would have wanted to fck us! God damn it why didn't I know back then!

 

[armadon]

sorry lol i will try to do better! i dont really type all that much since i grad. high school.:crazy:

You graduated?

 

[jacob]

Next you'll have your erection out of your pants and take it a level further and start stroking your erection and then you'll really be wanted.....By the Poelease :nervous: dude keep your demon in check before you start flashing then turn into some serial killer. Pray the rosary. Payce!

 

[The Gamer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH ****. Thats funny.

The Visible Erection Approach!!!!! BAHAHA

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: