The Virgin Photo Thread

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ohsnap said:
1) wtf?
2) why are your parents even involved in your love life? ... move out man
3) maybe try a dance class. you get paired up with women. women are the majority in these classes. who knows, if you're a whizz on your feet, the ladies will love you.
4) ok. gtfo of your parents house. my parents are people i see and talk to on the weekends. sometimes even i feel like they're suffocating me.

seriously, living at home for 32 years you have been SCARRED by this emotional/psychological dependence on your parents. throw yourself in the deep end. NOW.
Moving out is not an option. It only makes sence if you have a job and can pay bills for yourself. As I said, I don't have a stable income. I have been virtually unemployed for over a year and a half and simply can not move out. Really. I don't have to even pay an income tax for last year.

Anyway, like I said, this is serious with me, but not that serious that I'm going to go that far. I'll look into the band-aid solutions I posted, but aside from that, it is still something I can live with for now so I'm staying.
 
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Luke, take a hike you p*ssy, you still havent posted a pic

Maxtro: you look decent, but just as i thought, you have a gooberish vibe to ya.......you need to hit the gym, hit the weights, and make sure to bulk up, because your arms look girly in that pic, and women HATE that, so its part of what messes up your chances with girls

id also suggest on working on a tan in a tanning salon, as well as updating how u dress to a more suave-smooth style
 

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I'm actually hitting the gym 3 times a week. I'm slowly gaining weight it will take me a while but I'l get to where I want to be.

I'm not sure about getting a tan but I do want to work on my dress. I don't have a lot of cash so and I don't really know what to buy. I do get compliments on my shoes every once in a while. My friend actually picked out the ones I'm wearing in the pic.

Any chance you can explain the "gooberish" vibe more?

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Damn it. I posted a reply to j0n024's comment. Hit submit and got hit by the fucking 10 post rule and when I hit back I lost everything. Why the hell is that stupid rule still in effect?
 
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I dont like the goatee you have going on makes you look childish/stoner .

But that's just me, cool shirt I really like shirts that have the logos on the side.
 

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You need to post a pic, LP. You are supposed to be the example and all. You must be some wussboy prick who can't back shyt up. I'm stereotyping you in my mind and I could probably give your exact description, but I'll be fair and wait for you to post, Big Mouth. BTW, ANYONE can tell someone to work out more. That's like the most obvious thing in the world, stoopid prick.
 

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Sorry to go off topic but that was pretty funny SuavePlaya!

Kinda funny how he always goes after solo even though he barely got here and is already getting play from women which SHOULD be the MAIN BASIS of BOTH of the sites (Sosimp? and Zenmack)

It would be cool if he talked about me though I want to put up another signature hahah)

PS: What the hell is a skillet? I didnt know it was slang for something and only knew it as something you cook food on...haha
 

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"For Rhoto the nerd on SoSuave"

I'm touched. :)

Looks like I hit a nerve with the uneducated. Excuse me, mis-educated.
 
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Maxtro - good to hear on the gym (and you should be going every single day actually), but you need to stop making excuses otherwise, and really improve how you look visually, because everytime you look in the mirror, you will load up on confidence (which will help you get chicks) when you see a smooth sexy looking guy in the mirror.

But right now, all you see is a gooberish sloppy guy, and you instantly lose any motivation and/or confidence to hook a b1tch in

By gooberish, I mean, "nerdy-looking and out of touch on how to look like a smooth player" - and you can be nerdy looking without being an actual nerd, but girls just hate it, they really do, they are creeped out by every single nerdy-looking guy they see, and give them no chance, no matter how much DJ Bible material the goober may have memorized

But Maxtro, all you need to do to see what a smooth player looks like is observe people around you, with a very careful eye, and make decisions on how to work on your appearance based on what you see…..how do the shy guys present themselves? How do the womanizers present themselves? Which one do you TRULY wanna be???


Ive always said this, that if you want to play the part of a successful player who gets lots of women, then you need to present yourself that way to the outside world.


Again, the rest of you, I am amazed at how you all want to steer the thread off-topic; I used to be the dweeby looking guy before, and I made my improvements, where I went from virgin at 18, to having had sex with more girls than would even be deemed believable. And so, the POINT of THIS THREAD is for me to HELP THOSE WHO NEED HELP IN THE APPEARANCE DEPARTMENT…….this thread is NOT about questioning me or my motives, so stop with the nerdy psychoanalysis bullshyt, and use this thread for what it is - to help improve appearance in order to help lose that goddamn virginity which is like a disease to you by now

Im not here to talk about myself though, I know how bitter e-nerds can get when they see a man with success, so ill just keep my mouth shut on that front - nothing ive said about myself is a lie anyway

Another thing that AMAZES me is how virgins and guys who have serious issues with women TALK DOWN to someone who knows their shyt and can help those said virgins/AFC's improve and come up in the game. That would be like a player learning to play basketball talking down to the basketball trainer who is telling him how to shoot a ball correctly

The bitterness and hate coming at me is ridiculous, and a true sign that those who are dishing out the hate and bitterness are indeed average FRUSTRATED chumps
 

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You're on the internet, and as a general rule, everybody on the internet is a liar. The only way you're gonna convince people that you know what you're talking about is if we get a picture of you. If you are this slick guy you claim to be you shouldn't be afraid at all to post a pic here. Usually when somebody says "yeah, I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of losers online" that means that they are actually full of ****.

Look, I may come off as a "hater", but I'm just telling you the flat out truth here. If you want internet "cred" you need to lead by example. You want to be a player? That's cool. You want to help others be a player? That's also cool. I am not the type, I'm a one woman every once in a while til the right one comes along kinda guy and that's something I won't change. But I have no problem with how other people play the game. If you want them to listen to you, prove you know what you're talking about.
 

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KontrollerX said:
"The Original Poster is a troll."

Bingo.

Its most likely fingz or one of his next level goons making a pitiful attempt at mockery of Rollo or myself.

Nothing to see here.

Unless of course fingz finally wants to post up a picture of himself and his until proven otherwise imaginary wife showing he himself has game and thus a leg to stand on with which to criticize others for lacking game or being keyboard jockeys when for all we know he's the biggest keyboard jockey this site has ever had.

I think your actually a troll posting tons of advice when you don't have the credentials to post any advice. You have never mentioned pounding a ***** in 1 of your 4000 thousand posts. I wouldn't be surprised if you were a virgin. Sosuave is pathetic and its getting worse everyday. Fingz has posted his pic so I know what he looks like. I have posted my pics so people know what I look like. I bet your a KBJ that would never post a pic. Your probably an ugly fat fuk anyway.
 

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j0n024 said:
PS: What the hell is a skillet? I didnt know it was slang for something and only knew it as something you cook food on...haha
Yeah bro, lol - I didn't really get that one either up until I had to do my research on UrbanDictionary.com :cool:

Here's what I found:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=3&term=skillet

Absolutely NONE of the definitions on either the first or the second page made any sense with what Supreme was talking about. It's only on the third page that we finally got some answers and clues as to what he was referring to...

In my opinion, the only definitions that make any sense whatsoever in that context are defintions numbered 15 & 17

LMAO, hahaha :D
 

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lookyoung said:
KontrollerX said:
"The Original Poster is a troll."

Bingo.

Its most likely fingz or one of his next level goons making a pitiful attempt at mockery of Rollo or myself.

Nothing to see here.

Unless of course fingz finally wants to post up a picture of himself and his until proven otherwise imaginary wife showing he himself has game and thus a leg to stand on with which to criticize others for lacking game or being keyboard jockeys when for all we know he's the biggest keyboard jockey this site has ever had.
I think your actually a troll posting tons of advice when you don't have the credentials to post any advice. You have never mentioned pounding a ***** in 1 of your 4000 thousand posts. I wouldn't be surprised if you were a virgin. Sosuave is pathetic and its getting worse everyday. Fingz has posted his pic so I know what he looks like. I have posted my pics so people know what I look like. I bet your a KBJ that would never post a pic. Your probably an ugly fat fuk anyway.
lookyoung - I don't think that going after the most respected and reputable poster on this entire forum is a very good and wise idea.

Why would you ignorantly name the user with the greatest amount of reputation points on our entire site a troll? :confused:

Dude, Show some respect to SoSuave's KontrollerX!
 

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"I think your actually a troll posting tons of advice when you don't have the credentials to post any advice. You have never mentioned pounding a ***** in 1 of your 4000 thousand posts."

Neither has Interceptor or plenty of others.

Maybe some of us don't like to be as nasty and crude as your butt buddy fingz who made his username fingers because he's supposedly so good with his fingers at diddling a woman's nether regions.

I wonder why he didn't name himself Senor C0ck?

Is his penis tiny or something?

Let me know once you pull it out of your ass Lookyoung.

"I wouldn't be surprised if you were a virgin."

And I wouldn't be surprised if you were sitting naked in your bedroom right now letting your dog tongue peanut butter off of your balls as you softly clack away on your keyboard posting this drivel stinking up the forum worse than a cordoncordon post.

Now I wouldn't of made this thought of mine about you public but hey since we're sharing...

"Sosuave is pathetic and its getting worse everyday. Fingz has posted his pic so I know what he looks like. I have posted my pics so people know what I look like. I bet your a KBJ that would never post a pic. Your probably an ugly fat fuk anyway."

Oh really?

Then lets see some pictures of fingz and this wife of his.

I've never seen any.

You on the other hand who've got your tongue jammed up fingz's ass apparently have but that doesn't exactly count for sh!t once again being that you and fingz are butt buddies.

As for Sosuave getting worse everyday?

Quit your b!tching.

You have alternatives...

http://nextlevelgame.net/

http://www.loveshack.org/

In anycase its kind of funny you bring this type of f@ggotry now as I'm pretty sure you came bawling to me multiple times for help in PM's in the past.

Hey dude if you falled flat on your face and got rejected it wasn't my fault.

You likely just sucked at following what I told you.

Try try again as the saying goes.

Tons of guys out there took my advice, got success and had no problems whatsoever.

Step it up.

Quit being a whiny douche.
 

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KontrollerX said:
And I wouldn't be surprised if you were sitting naked in your bedroom right now letting your dog tongue peanut butter off of your balls as you softly clack away on your keyboard posting this drivel stinking up the forum worse than a cordoncordon post.
Care to enlighten a fellow on what exactly you mean by a cordoncordon post? ;)
 

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For those who have been here for a while, it should be kind of obvious who The Logical Player is. He's posted pictures of himself, women he's been with, FRs, everything.

I don't understand why so many virgins here refuse to take advice. You're already on the bottom of the food chain anyway and have nothing to lose.

ElStud takes a lot of sh*t (for obvious reasons) but there are so many people here who are almost as bad because they also refuse to open their minds and start improving themselves.
 

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OTB said:
lookyoung - I don't think that going after the most respected and reputable poster on this entire forum is a very good and wise idea.

Why would you ignorantly name the user with the greatest amount of reputation points on our entire site a troll? :confused:

Dude, Show some respect to SoSuave's KontrollerX!
Exactly.
 

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j0n024 said:
Sorry to go off topic but that was pretty funny SuavePlaya!

Kinda funny how he always goes after solo even though he barely got here and is already getting play from women which SHOULD be the MAIN BASIS of BOTH of the sites (Sosimp? and Zenmack)

It would be cool if he talked about me though I want to put up another signature hahah)

PS: What the hell is a skillet? I didnt know it was slang for something and only knew it as something you cook food on...haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOM-iQG987k

^^This who dude reminds me off, I'm chessin better then Diddy though feel me?

@ JOn-Strawberry knows better then too come after you, your track record speaks for itself (not jocking, just stating the obvious)

:crackup: :crackup:
 

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