Synik
Don Juan
What's going on guys? I've been a DJ member for a long time, I just never really posted. Now that I've figured the game out, I've decided to start posting (because I know how frustrating chicks can be). So, here goes nothing...
Recently, my wingman, LiveStrong, and I have been looking for the "hot spots" to pick up girls. The problem is, most of the time, other guys (DJs and AFCs) were on the exact same mission. So, LiveStrong and I decided to check out the less sought-after areas.
Okay, if I were to ask you, "Where do you go to meet chicks around here?" You would probably reply, "the club, the mall, the gym, etc." That's great, but I have some better places to seal the deal (with a better percentage of achievement).
1. The bookstore. This is a great location for many reasons. The first, is that most girls at bookstores know how to read. Personally, that's a plus in my book (no point intended). If you're looking for an educated hottie, you really can't go wrong with the bookstore. Secondly, bookstores usually aren't packed with hormonal teens trying to get some @ss. Thirdly, bookstores are a nice, "relaxing" place to get away. Therefore, most of the time, girls' b!tch-shields won't be up. And if the b!tch-shields aren't up, that means the conversation-starter will be easy as Paris Hilton.
2. Restaurants. This isn't a great place to go if you're just trying to pick up girls (it could get expensive). But if you're hungry and you wouldn't mind picking up a hottie or two, restaurants are perfect. Where else can you get some grub and numbers at the same time? The key here is that, believe it or not, a lot of women are self-conscious about their weight. So, the fact that they're eating in public actually gives you the upper hand. Have you ever taken a girl out and seen her scarf down a burger while drinking a large shake? I didn't think so. Girls usually order a small salad with maybe a crouton or two. That's just how it is. So, if you work the angles right, you can get her number with ease. Sh!t, if neither of your guys' food has arrived, you could just get the first date over with.
3. Victoria's Secret (All-time Favorite). Guys, I've noticed that a lot of girls buy "undergarments." I've, also, noticed that Victoria's Secret is a popular place to get undergarments. So, LiveStrong, and I put 2 and 2 together and figured out that Victoria's Secret is a place where a lot of FINE girls go. You're probably thinking, "Synik, I never thought of going in there because I don't really wear lingerie all that much." You might not wear lingerie, but guess what? Your sister/girlfriend/sugarmama does! Number one, the salesladies are always down to help out an embarassed young man find the perfect gift. Number 2, most of the salesladies are fine as a mothaf*cka! If you're not into employees, there is usually a fine selection of customer hotties that would be willing to help
. The best part about VS is that you never have to worry about the Alapha Male or the Casanova because the only men in VS are the ones that are either a) married, b) getting married, or c) a tranny. Trust me, this place is golden.
Well, I suppose that's it for my first post. Hope it didn't blow like LiveStrong's cousin. Enjoy and good luck fellas.
-Synik
Recently, my wingman, LiveStrong, and I have been looking for the "hot spots" to pick up girls. The problem is, most of the time, other guys (DJs and AFCs) were on the exact same mission. So, LiveStrong and I decided to check out the less sought-after areas.
Okay, if I were to ask you, "Where do you go to meet chicks around here?" You would probably reply, "the club, the mall, the gym, etc." That's great, but I have some better places to seal the deal (with a better percentage of achievement).
1. The bookstore. This is a great location for many reasons. The first, is that most girls at bookstores know how to read. Personally, that's a plus in my book (no point intended). If you're looking for an educated hottie, you really can't go wrong with the bookstore. Secondly, bookstores usually aren't packed with hormonal teens trying to get some @ss. Thirdly, bookstores are a nice, "relaxing" place to get away. Therefore, most of the time, girls' b!tch-shields won't be up. And if the b!tch-shields aren't up, that means the conversation-starter will be easy as Paris Hilton.
2. Restaurants. This isn't a great place to go if you're just trying to pick up girls (it could get expensive). But if you're hungry and you wouldn't mind picking up a hottie or two, restaurants are perfect. Where else can you get some grub and numbers at the same time? The key here is that, believe it or not, a lot of women are self-conscious about their weight. So, the fact that they're eating in public actually gives you the upper hand. Have you ever taken a girl out and seen her scarf down a burger while drinking a large shake? I didn't think so. Girls usually order a small salad with maybe a crouton or two. That's just how it is. So, if you work the angles right, you can get her number with ease. Sh!t, if neither of your guys' food has arrived, you could just get the first date over with.
3. Victoria's Secret (All-time Favorite). Guys, I've noticed that a lot of girls buy "undergarments." I've, also, noticed that Victoria's Secret is a popular place to get undergarments. So, LiveStrong, and I put 2 and 2 together and figured out that Victoria's Secret is a place where a lot of FINE girls go. You're probably thinking, "Synik, I never thought of going in there because I don't really wear lingerie all that much." You might not wear lingerie, but guess what? Your sister/girlfriend/sugarmama does! Number one, the salesladies are always down to help out an embarassed young man find the perfect gift. Number 2, most of the salesladies are fine as a mothaf*cka! If you're not into employees, there is usually a fine selection of customer hotties that would be willing to help
. The best part about VS is that you never have to worry about the Alapha Male or the Casanova because the only men in VS are the ones that are either a) married, b) getting married, or c) a tranny. Trust me, this place is golden.Well, I suppose that's it for my first post. Hope it didn't blow like LiveStrong's cousin. Enjoy and good luck fellas.
-Synik
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