The Ultimate Non-kino Guide

Ratisson

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HAHAHA i love pissing u guys off!

THe ultimate non kino guide is easy to use. All u have to do is not kino ure date for the whole first date. THat's right, DONT TOUCH!!!!! UNless u have begun making out, or u are in the bedroom.

U guys will never hear of the failures that KINO has brought to u DJ's because no one in the right mind has the guts to post it. WHy would they want to go against the belief that KINO is a dj's best tool. ANd stop calling urselves DJ's, ur all ****ing losers with no lives. Next time im in a bar, im gonna walk up to the prettiest girl is see there and say" Hi, im a Dj, want to go to bed" Get a life guys, why do u all hang around thisa stupid forum talking about what doesn't work with girls?

Uve all been her a little too long, and now u've been brainwashed into thinking that if u come on heavy (KINO), show her ur SEXUALITY, (KINO), show her ur confident (KINO), and make fun of her (neg-hits) that ur gonna somehow magicaly score.
Well good for u , u banged a slut, who's not clinically sane, had a bad attitude and low self -esteem. Guys, the hardest part is not getting the girl to fall in love with u, but keeping her in love.

When ur done ur bar scenes and ONS and ready to have a real relationship, WHAT ARE U GONNA DO. U guys dont know how this all works. Guys u deserve what u get when ur heart gets beaten up and ur wife files for divorce, becuase u'd rather be right and listen to ur overblown ego, than to listen to ur gut and do what is right.
So go ahead, come on heavy with her, give her neg hits, dont be a challenge, becuase when ur true love says to u "I need my space" u will have wishes u listened to Doc LOve or this post.

Ratisson- WHo wishes u all good luck with the KINO
 

Nicholas Hill

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This post isn't really a good post. Kino is one of those undeniable truths - it's like asking if the colour red is spelled with three letters.

I'm hoping guys won't read this and then think that Kino is an issue to debate, and therefore stay on the "cautious" side of not touching.

Nick
 

UNOWHO

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All f_cking starts with touching, all touchings starts with Kino. Ratisson started with a baby being dropped on the head.
 
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Ratisson, are you saying you are something better than us? If so then you are just a c*nt who is whining because maybe you haven't done kino to where it actually gives positive results. I don't think you're being very serious with this trash you wrote.
 

Paranoid

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I am going to begin the non-kino advice by not touching upon any more of your "posts".:p
 

thecraftylefty

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Originally posted by Paranoid
I am going to begin the non-kino advice by not touching upon any more of your "posts".:p
Haha, I second that.

"If your rap is strong it can't go wrong."

thecraftylefty
 

AMF

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Good job, Ratisson.

Now pack up your sh*t and get the f*ck out of here.

DJ Hall of Shame.
 
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