Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
FINDING OUT HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS
by Marlimus
marlimus@hotmail.com
There is a right way and a wrong way to ask a hot chick if she has a boyfriend. The wrong way makes you look like an AFC, the right way allows you to be ****y and funny, challenge her, appear mysterious AND get some good kino in.
THE WRONG WAY
"So, umm..Are you single/seeing anyone"
or
"You probably have a boyfriend, right?"
Try not to hurl. We've all made this mistake.
THE RIGHT WAY TO ASK
Look at her with the utmost of confidence, as though you are interviewing her for a job, and ask her with a note of suspicion in your voice:
"So how long have you been single?"
She will look at you in shock. She will ask you "What made you so sure I was single?"
Your ****y and funny response: "Well I wasn't sure until you asked me that question, then I knew for sure."
"But seriously, I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women.
"Things like what?"
'Well, body language for one. But (suspenseful pause)...what I really like to use, is palm reading. You'd be amazed at what you can tell about a person."
She won't be able to resist. This is a really good opportunity to get some quality kino in. Simply extend your palm facing up, and she will put her hand in yours with zero resistance. After tracing the lines in her palm with your finger and looking up at her every once in a while, say, with great suspense:
"I think, you really need...to moisturize. Then laugh at her!
If she says she has a boyfriend, say "That's not what you were telling me. I like to tap into non verbal communication."
"I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women."
And continue from there.
Do this while sitting right next to her, and she will playfully hit you. When she does this, tickle her, and things will start to escalate.
Marlimus
___________________________________________________
"May the game be with you."
by Marlimus
marlimus@hotmail.com
There is a right way and a wrong way to ask a hot chick if she has a boyfriend. The wrong way makes you look like an AFC, the right way allows you to be ****y and funny, challenge her, appear mysterious AND get some good kino in.
THE WRONG WAY
"So, umm..Are you single/seeing anyone"
or
"You probably have a boyfriend, right?"
Try not to hurl. We've all made this mistake.
THE RIGHT WAY TO ASK
Look at her with the utmost of confidence, as though you are interviewing her for a job, and ask her with a note of suspicion in your voice:
"So how long have you been single?"
She will look at you in shock. She will ask you "What made you so sure I was single?"
Your ****y and funny response: "Well I wasn't sure until you asked me that question, then I knew for sure."
"But seriously, I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women.
"Things like what?"
'Well, body language for one. But (suspenseful pause)...what I really like to use, is palm reading. You'd be amazed at what you can tell about a person."
She won't be able to resist. This is a really good opportunity to get some quality kino in. Simply extend your palm facing up, and she will put her hand in yours with zero resistance. After tracing the lines in her palm with your finger and looking up at her every once in a while, say, with great suspense:
"I think, you really need...to moisturize. Then laugh at her!
If she says she has a boyfriend, say "That's not what you were telling me. I like to tap into non verbal communication."
"I meet new people all the time, and I have discovered interesting ways of telling things about them, especially women."
And continue from there.
Do this while sitting right next to her, and she will playfully hit you. When she does this, tickle her, and things will start to escalate.
Marlimus
___________________________________________________
"May the game be with you."
