I love ass all the way....i couldnt give a **** about tities......but i feel really bad when a girl is flat....so i will have to say i love a girls bumper all the way...ok titties can be bought but this days a girl with ass that looks very good and in good shape its wonder full...i could look at it rub it and smack it
THE ULTIMATE DEBATE...titties or ass
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Definitely tits. I could not care less about the ass and I don't understand all the hoopla about it. The only time I notice a girl's ass is if she has an exceptionally good one. On my ranking scale, the ass ranks below everything. Maybe I'm just weird but I've never been remotely attracted to the rear region.
Vulpine
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Dammit!
Now I have "Ass 'n' Titties" by DJ Assault stuck in my head!
You need soap, and water, soap, and water...
Now I have "Ass 'n' Titties" by DJ Assault stuck in my head!
You need soap, and water, soap, and water...
ValleyDJing
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Ahem! ^^
ValleyDJing said:
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Offtopic? LOLBluEyes said:
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Re:
The ass-tits debate...
TiTs.
1. Can be installed.
2. Inflated/deflated based on weight. Hyper-sensitive to the pill, pregnancy, and weight gain/lost.
3. Ugly chicks with bad bodies can have nice tits.
4. Aren't as great to look at when they dance.
5. Fun to look at when they run.
6. No real sexual usage. (Titty-****ing isn't as wonderful as it's counterpart that will soon be mentioned.)
7. Doomed to sad. Never seen an older chick with boobs who's weren't fake.
8. Easily hidden.
9. Most complained about by women as being too small, too big, or hurting their backs.
10. Property of the baby/children, first.
Ass
1. Genetic or achieved through hard work.
2. Impossible for a girl to have a great butt and be out of shape.
3. Most girls with great butts have nice thighs and legs.
4. Most girls with nice butts wear more revealing clothing. But girls with big tits don't always wear revealing clothing.
- Nice butt - good body (doesn't count a butter-face)
- Nice tits - could have either. alot of guys go for nice boobs on fat chicks.
5. Anal sex. Doggystyle sex. Reverse Cowgirl. 69. Her on top w/a mirror.
6. Wearing thongs or langerie.
7. Seeing her at a party or get-together, which is better. Huge boobs, flat butt. Smaller chester, and your ideal butt. Which is more...feminine or attractive?
8. At the beach.
9. What push up bras can improve on tits, nothing can do for an ass.
10. When she sits on your lap. Bones or cushions.
11. Older women can keep a nice butt, making them hotter.
12. High heeled shoes, like Minolos or Stripper heals and a short skirt.
I know my Hero, Al Bundy was a tit man, but he's never been around during this current crop of booty shaking. And for the record, rappers are pretty spot on with alot of stuff, and they've known what we should have known all along, the booty wins. Most White American women didn't realize focus on booties or have them. With the emergence of rap and r&b, it's become more widely known by all and even those girls are revealing "what their momma gave them."
I had a gf who had mega boobs when I met her and a mediocre bum. She was irish, nearly 100%, so it didn't run genetically in her family. No matter what she did, she couldn't SHAPE her bum into something nice. Doggy was ok, but it was like "MAN I"M GONNA BUST RIGHT now." It was ok. Her tits were big, but BIG tits are hard to make look good. Somewhere around D, they're hit or miss. You can't judge COVERED tits. You CAN judge a covered ass! There's no hiding that.
I love a cute girl, like a librarian type, with a plump booty. Something about that. Especially b/c doggy is such a dominant position, and having a nice booty just makes it more special it's like banging a pettite girl with booty who's like "Oh sorry your bum is so big and round, I'll try to hit it deeper, girl."
I remember dating this french and sorta portuguese looking girl. She'd lost mad weight and gotten down to a real nice look. You'd think a cross of spanish asian actually. She had great thighs, a nice round booty, and probably a/b's. But in TIGHT outfits she was DYNAMITE. She had creamy skin, with a nice round rump. She was bashful of her big ass, which made it even hotter to be in bed with her. And her on top, having medium size tits is better because you can get your mouth on them EASIER, WITH something nice to grab on to, or SPREAD.
I've only ever been with girls with big rumps since I can remember. I probably only could be, too, unless its an athletic girl like Jessica Biel or Fergie, and even then, their ASS is most noticed. Tits can easily be imbalanced, misshapen, and are often the most flawed of all the body parts men find sexual.
In all likelihood....if any guy here gets married, marries a hottie, then she'll PROBABLY resort to plastic surgery around 40, which would be like 20 years from now, on her tits. You can't fix tits. They degrade most times. Sag. And what I've read and never known...bras actually HURT and make a woman's boobs worse over time! Yes. But providing artificial support over time, the boob doesn't develop its own perky support. This is a long-term project, not somehting done in a year. But most women would be better off going braless at home so their boobs regain their natural perkiness and strength. Otherwise, the bra does all the work, and they are braless, there's no internal support. I stumbled on it once day. Of course, your typical girl won't go braless around daddy, unless they're incestuous...
Ass wins hands down.
Haven't you seen a dog? And if men are dogs...and dogs SNIFF asses to determine sex....then ASS is the mark of MAN. Not tits. I don't know one animal in the wild that seeks the TIT or BOOBS.
A-Unit
The ass-tits debate...
TiTs.
1. Can be installed.
2. Inflated/deflated based on weight. Hyper-sensitive to the pill, pregnancy, and weight gain/lost.
3. Ugly chicks with bad bodies can have nice tits.
4. Aren't as great to look at when they dance.
5. Fun to look at when they run.
6. No real sexual usage. (Titty-****ing isn't as wonderful as it's counterpart that will soon be mentioned.)
7. Doomed to sad. Never seen an older chick with boobs who's weren't fake.
8. Easily hidden.
9. Most complained about by women as being too small, too big, or hurting their backs.
10. Property of the baby/children, first.
Ass
1. Genetic or achieved through hard work.
2. Impossible for a girl to have a great butt and be out of shape.
3. Most girls with great butts have nice thighs and legs.
4. Most girls with nice butts wear more revealing clothing. But girls with big tits don't always wear revealing clothing.
- Nice butt - good body (doesn't count a butter-face)
- Nice tits - could have either. alot of guys go for nice boobs on fat chicks.
5. Anal sex. Doggystyle sex. Reverse Cowgirl. 69. Her on top w/a mirror.
6. Wearing thongs or langerie.
7. Seeing her at a party or get-together, which is better. Huge boobs, flat butt. Smaller chester, and your ideal butt. Which is more...feminine or attractive?
8. At the beach.
9. What push up bras can improve on tits, nothing can do for an ass.
10. When she sits on your lap. Bones or cushions.
11. Older women can keep a nice butt, making them hotter.
12. High heeled shoes, like Minolos or Stripper heals and a short skirt.
I know my Hero, Al Bundy was a tit man, but he's never been around during this current crop of booty shaking. And for the record, rappers are pretty spot on with alot of stuff, and they've known what we should have known all along, the booty wins. Most White American women didn't realize focus on booties or have them. With the emergence of rap and r&b, it's become more widely known by all and even those girls are revealing "what their momma gave them."
I had a gf who had mega boobs when I met her and a mediocre bum. She was irish, nearly 100%, so it didn't run genetically in her family. No matter what she did, she couldn't SHAPE her bum into something nice. Doggy was ok, but it was like "MAN I"M GONNA BUST RIGHT now." It was ok. Her tits were big, but BIG tits are hard to make look good. Somewhere around D, they're hit or miss. You can't judge COVERED tits. You CAN judge a covered ass! There's no hiding that.
I love a cute girl, like a librarian type, with a plump booty. Something about that. Especially b/c doggy is such a dominant position, and having a nice booty just makes it more special it's like banging a pettite girl with booty who's like "Oh sorry your bum is so big and round, I'll try to hit it deeper, girl."
I remember dating this french and sorta portuguese looking girl. She'd lost mad weight and gotten down to a real nice look. You'd think a cross of spanish asian actually. She had great thighs, a nice round booty, and probably a/b's. But in TIGHT outfits she was DYNAMITE. She had creamy skin, with a nice round rump. She was bashful of her big ass, which made it even hotter to be in bed with her. And her on top, having medium size tits is better because you can get your mouth on them EASIER, WITH something nice to grab on to, or SPREAD.
I've only ever been with girls with big rumps since I can remember. I probably only could be, too, unless its an athletic girl like Jessica Biel or Fergie, and even then, their ASS is most noticed. Tits can easily be imbalanced, misshapen, and are often the most flawed of all the body parts men find sexual.
In all likelihood....if any guy here gets married, marries a hottie, then she'll PROBABLY resort to plastic surgery around 40, which would be like 20 years from now, on her tits. You can't fix tits. They degrade most times. Sag. And what I've read and never known...bras actually HURT and make a woman's boobs worse over time! Yes. But providing artificial support over time, the boob doesn't develop its own perky support. This is a long-term project, not somehting done in a year. But most women would be better off going braless at home so their boobs regain their natural perkiness and strength. Otherwise, the bra does all the work, and they are braless, there's no internal support. I stumbled on it once day. Of course, your typical girl won't go braless around daddy, unless they're incestuous...
Ass wins hands down.
Haven't you seen a dog? And if men are dogs...and dogs SNIFF asses to determine sex....then ASS is the mark of MAN. Not tits. I don't know one animal in the wild that seeks the TIT or BOOBS.
A-Unit
BlackJackal
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I LIKE....BIG...BUTTS and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny.
She gotta have an ass.
She gotta have an ass.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Rap videos? Man please I see fine ass live and in action. Especially when I'm hittin it.:rockon:ValleyDJing said:
ValleyDJing
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I guess I like boobs for 7 main reasons.
1. Girls with small tits just make me think...little girl. Its like, baby, what happened? You grow up but your chest stays 10 years old? WTF?
2. Kinda relates to number 1. Girls have had nice asses since like middle school. Boobs represent maturity to me.
3. Everybody has an ass. I have one no big deal. Kinda like penis envy for girls. Maybe because I don't have them, they interest me more.
4. Unless the ass is straight up J-Lo style, I mean like a NICE ass, then they're all pretty much the same once you get them outta those jeans, at least for me.
5. Boobs give life!!!!! Literally, without boobs, we'd all be dead. lol!
6. People are knocking plastic surgery down. I think its great. Boobs have a longer shelf life than asses. Honestly, when was the last time you were walking down the street and saw a 40 year old chick that you just said to your buddy, "That 40 year old has an sweet ass!" Ummm...never? Boobs? lol! All the ****ing time!
7. People keep saying boobs can get outta shape. Well guess what? So can asses. Its called cottage cheese. Yuck!
A-Unit, depends on how big the boobs are, but in my opinion, ass is hidden a lot easier than boobs are. Not only that, but girls actually try to hide their asses more often because most chicks are very insecure about their butts, nice or not. Girls with big boobs, they know they have big boobs and they flaunt them.
1. Girls with small tits just make me think...little girl. Its like, baby, what happened? You grow up but your chest stays 10 years old? WTF?
2. Kinda relates to number 1. Girls have had nice asses since like middle school. Boobs represent maturity to me.
3. Everybody has an ass. I have one no big deal. Kinda like penis envy for girls. Maybe because I don't have them, they interest me more.
4. Unless the ass is straight up J-Lo style, I mean like a NICE ass, then they're all pretty much the same once you get them outta those jeans, at least for me.
5. Boobs give life!!!!! Literally, without boobs, we'd all be dead. lol!
6. People are knocking plastic surgery down. I think its great. Boobs have a longer shelf life than asses. Honestly, when was the last time you were walking down the street and saw a 40 year old chick that you just said to your buddy, "That 40 year old has an sweet ass!" Ummm...never? Boobs? lol! All the ****ing time!
7. People keep saying boobs can get outta shape. Well guess what? So can asses. Its called cottage cheese. Yuck!
A-Unit, depends on how big the boobs are, but in my opinion, ass is hidden a lot easier than boobs are. Not only that, but girls actually try to hide their asses more often because most chicks are very insecure about their butts, nice or not. Girls with big boobs, they know they have big boobs and they flaunt them.
It looks like ass is winning hands down.
A few months ago I remember reading that breasts evolved as a mechanism to attract men, once homosapiens made the move to walking upright. Upright walking women could no longer display their ass to arouse men (hands up if you think a bent over chick is the absolute hottest thing ever).
Hence, breasts evolved to mimic the buttocks.
So yeah, the ASS is the ORIGINAL attraction switch.
Kudos,
Matt
A few months ago I remember reading that breasts evolved as a mechanism to attract men, once homosapiens made the move to walking upright. Upright walking women could no longer display their ass to arouse men (hands up if you think a bent over chick is the absolute hottest thing ever).
Hence, breasts evolved to mimic the buttocks.
So yeah, the ASS is the ORIGINAL attraction switch.
Kudos,
Matt
Yup, the ass is the original queen o' the kings. Humans are the only primates which don't bang away solely from doggie style.Roulette said:It looks like ass is winning hands down.
A few months ago I remember reading that breasts evolved as a mechanism to attract men, once homosapiens made the move to walking upright. Upright walking women could no longer display their ass to arouse men (hands up if you think a bent over chick is the absolute hottest thing ever).
Hence, breasts evolved to mimic the buttocks.
So yeah, the ASS is the ORIGINAL attraction switch.
Kudos,
Matt
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Roulette said:
Its a bandwagon thing. I remember a few years back it was all about the tits.
Serialized3
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Titties - because any woman can have a nice dumpster if she works hard enough at getting it. Can't say that about the twins.
If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.
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ass totally! a girl can be flat as a board if shes got a smokin ass, but not the other way around. She has to have an ass, period!
FoolsCause
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Yes. Big tits don't amount for much if her ass is boney like a guys. In fact, guys can get big tits on themselves if they want them.
The Juan and only
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tits.
Oh man they're nice to squeeze.
Oh man they're nice to squeeze.
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Im ass now.
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.