The super **** test

Slash Dolo

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Hey all. I have been given the mother of all **** tests ... at least I'm 99% sure it's one.

So I haven't seen this girl in years. Met her briefly a long time ago. I decide to invite her over to chill and catch up one evening. Everything goes smoothly and I have her interest due to my charm. I make sure to keep the first meeting casual though. Nothing serious or too touchy.

The next week I invite her over again after chatting with her on and off through the week. She flakes Friday, tried to reschedule for Saturday. I'm thinking oh ****, the testing begins. I tell her Saturday is no good and that Sunday is better. She comes over Sunday we watch some movies and talk a bit and make out. She's very into it and I'm thinking it's smooth sailing from here. But man, was I wrong, lol.

So during the second date, an orbiter keeps calling her. She reveals that it's a friend of hers who has a huge thing for her and knows she's hanging out with me. She ignores the call, only the guy keeps calling back over and over. Creepy as hell right? I tell her to answer it after like 4 calls. She does, has an awkward convo and that's that. We make out for the rest of the movie and I send her on her way.

A few days pass and I invite her to something on the weekend. I tell her Friday to call me because I have some funny **** to tell her and so I can let her know what's going on this weekend. She agrees but I get no call friday. Oh man. Another **** test. I don't try and contact her until Tuesday and I tell her she jokingly missed out on a good time on Facebook. I also happen to see orbiter boy telling her how great she is on her wall. So I'm assuming he saw her over the weekend. Anyway I get no response, and that's the last I talked to her. It's been about a week now, and she's been liking my statuses on Facebook and other gamey bull****. I refuse to believe this creepy beta guy actually has any chance with this chick as I've had competition before and have always won out in situations like these so I'm almost certain it's some super **** test. I don't plan on contacting her and if she tries to contact me she will be graced with an ignore as well.

Just wanted to share this with you guys. Don't stand for this ****. Definitely the most ridiculous test I've ever gotten and probably the most annoying one too.
 

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She may not be, but she'll be back. Not standing for it anyway.
 

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You didn't smash. From my short observation I'd say that's why she's acting funny. You had her over your house TWICE and only made out with her for the duration of the movie (I can't even kiss that long without escalation) TWICE? Plus didn't even make a move the first time?

What're you? A junior in highschool?

You're being just as beta as the dude writing on her wall.

And if I'm wrong cause I'm missing some details, (she was on her period, she's a virgin, etc) then I apologize.

Just going off what I read.
 

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The only excuse I have is I was going off 3 hours of sleep and had 2 other dates that day. I was honestly exhausted, lol. I've always progressed things slowly and it's never been an issue before, and this is with girls that have been even hotter. Something just seems off with the whole thing though. I feel like she's waiting for me to take some bait and act like this other dude.
 

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ye shouldve fcuked her right in the ***** when a woman kisses you and things are cool you reach inside her pants if there is something wrong with that shell let you know and then you got this wanderfull erection which cants go to waste so ******* or gtfo

NO GIRL IS RELUCTANT TO NOT FINISH THE PRODUCT OF HER AWESOMNESS - THE ERECTION ALWAYS ASK FOR IT INSTEAD OF JERKING OFF WHEN YOU CAN DO COOLER STUFF

also the fact that she keeps some boy on a leash means hit and quit
 

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SmooveMooves has this right you had her twice at your house and you didn't make any man to woman attempts to escalate beyond plain kissing. You didn't make her yours and she thinks you're a pvssy. This isn't a test of any sort, her interest to you has fallen.

Go no contact, if she wants to see you she'll contact you.
 

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No contact it is. If she does try to contact me, I'll give her the I'm not interested bit. If I can't be too tired to **** around her then she's not worth it anyway.
 

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Slash Dolo said:
No contact it is. If she does try to contact me, I'll give her the I'm not interested bit. If I can't be too tired to **** around her then she's not worth it anyway.
If you're too tired to fvck her don't invite her over to your house. The hookup stages is the crucial stage where women will flake for any conceivable reason so you have to be on top of your game.
 

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LMFAO said:
If you're too tired to fvck her don't invite her over to your house. The hookup stages is the crucial stage where women will flake for any conceivable reason so you have to be on top of your game.
Duly noted. It was my fault for trying to juggle three girls in one day anyway.

She recently contacted me again with an emphatic "HEY" text as I predicted she would after going NC. I'm thinking I'll wait a few days before I respond.
 

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LMFAO said:
If you're too tired to fvck her don't invite her over to your house. The hookup stages is the crucial stage where women will flake for any conceivable reason so you have to be on top of your game.
is true :rolleyes:
 

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Hate to say it bro, but these guys are right. She's losing/already lost interest cuz you didn't fu*k her, plain and simple. Rookie mistake. I've been there before. I just can't believe she gave you the green light TWICE and you still didn't capitalize. You'll be lucky to get another chance again.
 

Slash Dolo

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I seem to have her interest again actually. If I see her again I'll be sure to close the deal this time, lol. I'll report back when/if I do.
 
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